Chapter 3 Da Mao, is your chicken a fighting chicken?
In the evening, everyone in the courtyard gathered in the courtyard, and everyone was talking about it. After all, good things don’t go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.
In the middle of the yard, there is a square solid wood table. One old man Yi Zhonghai, the second old man Yi Hai, and the third old man Yan Bugui sat in front of the table.
"Today, we will hold a meeting of the whole hospital, and there is only one content." After seeing everyone coming, the second uncle stood up in his bangs, looked around, and said, "A chicken was stolen by someone in Xu Damao's family. At this time, someone was stewing a chicken on the stove. Maybe it was a coincidence, maybe it wasn't a coincidence!"
"This is a matter of moral quality. We have been in the yard for more than ten years and have not even lost a needle and thread. Now we have lost a chicken. This is not a trivial matter!"
"My uncle and the third uncle analyzed it together and decided to hold a conference for the whole hospital. Let me invite Yi Zhonghai, the most experienced official in the hospital, to host the conference." After that, the second uncle sat down.
The old man Yi Zhonghai said calmly: "I won't say anything else, now everyone knows it. Let me summarize it briefly. Xu Damao threw a chicken at his house, and He Yuzhu's house was stewing a chicken. Xu Damao found He Yuzhu's house, and that's what happened."
"He Yuzhu, did you steal the chicken from Xu Damao's family?"
Speaking of this, an old man Yi Zhonghai looked at He Yuzhu.
The others were stunned, and it turned out that this was the case. They looked at He Yuzhu curiously.
"Not that, Zhuzi won't just steal a chicken."
"Yes, Zhuzi himself is a chef, and he doesn't have to eat chicken in the kitchen. What should he do when he comes back to steal chickens?"
"Hehe, who knows? What if they are greedy? I can't say it."
"Yes, I can't say it well, let's take a look."
They were talking while looking at He Yuzhu.
"I didn't steal the chicken!" He Yuzhu said with both hands in his sleeves.
"Oh, don't admit it, right?" The third uncle said, "Then tell me, where did you buy your chicken?"
"Dongzhimen." He Yuzhu replied without hesitation.
"Impossible!" Xu Damao covered his forehead and retorted, "Silly... He Yuzhu is so stingy that he is usually stingy, how could he buy a chicken?"
Yan Bugui also questioned: "Yes, you said that Xu Damao's front-legged chicken was lost. You happened to buy a chicken to stew at home. How could such a coincidence happen in the world?"
He Yuzhu smiled and said, "According to what you mean, then your daughter-in-law is not your daughter-in-law anymore!"
"Hey, how are you talking?" Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang were anxious when they heard this.
"When your son got married, someone happened to be divorced. If you do this, your son is not married!" He Yuzhu looked at Yan Laoxi and smiled at him.
"Hahaha……"
Hearing He Yuzhu's words, the villagers in the courtyard burst into laughter.
Qin Huairu, who knew it well, hurriedly said, "That's right, the third uncle didn't stand up at all. Could it be that just by a coincidence, he decided that the chicken was stolen by the fools?"
"Okay, don't make a noise first!" The old man frowned and thought for a while, and said, "Let's calculate how much the chicken is. Now, it should cost about one yuan to buy a chicken on the market?"
"One uncle, you can't calculate that!" Xu Damao snatched the words: "Our chicken is a pure old hen. Xiao E and I are usually reluctant to eat it. We all point at them to lay eggs. Take this chicken for seven eggs in ten days for example. One year is..."
"Don't forget it!" He Yuzhu was waiting for his words. At this moment, Xu Damao spoke and quickly interrupted him, "If you continue like this, none of us will be able to find a result. This way, according to your algorithm, your chicken eggs can be sold for at least thirty yuan in the next year, right?"
"Yes!" Xu Damao nodded repeatedly when he heard He Yuzhu's words.
"Okay!" He Yuzhu smiled and said, "If the evidence is conclusive today and I did steal the chicken, then I will compensate you 30 yuan at a time and kneel down to you in public to apologize!"
"Okay, everyone is listening. Don't betray the debt then!" Xu Damao was immediately overjoyed when he heard this.
How much does a chicken cost? If he can get thirty yuan back and He Yuzhu kneels down and apologizes on the spot, it will be a killing two birds with one stone.
However, before he could start to be happy, He Yuzhu spoke again: "Master, I saliva and nail. Since I dare to say it in front of the whole hospital, I will not regret it. And I can also be fair to me. If the chicken was not stolen by me, you must also pay me thirty yuan and kneel down to apologize!"
"this……"
Lou Xiao'e, who was standing aside, was a little hesitant. Although the temptation of thirty yuan was very high, they were still unsure of their minds and were not sure if He Yuzhu stole their chickens.
If not, wouldn’t it be a waste of rice if you steal a chicken?
"Okay, just do what you said!" Xu Damao agreed without thinking.
"Damao..."
Lou Xiao'e called him, trying to stop him.
But Xu Damao ignored her at all, pointed at He Yuzhu and shouted: "Come on, let me see, how did you prove that this chicken was not stolen by you?"
He Yuzhu chuckled, went back to the room and put the casserole on the tables of the three old men and said, "This chicken is in the pot, you can go over and see it yourself!"
Hearing He Yuzhu's words, the three old men used chopsticks to snatch them in the pot.
“Huh…”
"What's wrong? Is there any problem?" Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xu Damao walked up quickly.
The third uncle looked at the stew pot and his face looked a little ugly: "Da Mao, are you sure it was Dazhu who stole your chicken?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" The third uncle Yan Bugui handed the chopsticks to Xu Damao and said, "You can see for yourself."
When Xu Damao heard this, he picked up the chopsticks and picked them into the casserole, and he was stunned.
The yellow cockskin's comb is nestled in the chicken's belly, which looks particularly eye-catching.
"Impossible, impossible."
Xu Damao muttered in his mouth and stirred it hard in the casserole with chopsticks.
In fact, when He Yuzhu went to Dongzhimen, he had already thought that this would happen, so in order to make up Xu Damao, he specially stuffed the chicken head into the chicken's belly when he was stewing chicken, waiting for him to take the bait.
"Okay, stop talking about anything today, let me make my grandpa clear!" An old man glanced at Xu Damao and sat on the stool angrily.
When the second uncle saw the truth revealed, he couldn't say anything. He sat aside in a nausea and stopped saying a word.
"Xu Damao, pay for it!"
At this time, Qin Huairu, who was standing aside, stood up: "If you frame others, you have to pay the money to others as agreed just now!"
"What did she say?"
Hearing Qin Huairu's words, the deaf old lady frowned and asked Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai lay in her ear and shouted loudly: "Qin Huairu asked Xu Damao to pay He Yuzhu!"
"Oh, then... this chicken was not stolen by Sha Zhu?" the deaf old lady asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"No!" an old man explained loudly, "Xu Damao threw away the hen, and He Yuzhu stewed the rooster!"
Chapter completed!