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Chapter 5 You're thinking about farting

Xu Damao was overjoyed. He was thinking about how to take revenge on this stupid master. Now, the opportunity is back!

"Silly Zhu, did you really instruct this matter?" The second uncle first said without asking, "How could you instruct a child to do such a thing!"

"I'll just say how could a child make such a mistake? It turns out that it was your command. Sha Zhu, your nature is even worse!"

"It's really the command of Sha Zhu?"

"No, although Sha Zhu is a little stupid, he is not bad-hearted."

"Who knows, but you don't know the truth."

"What if he doesn't matter, this matter has nothing to do with us anyway. Please watch the show with peace of mind."

A whisper suddenly rang in the yard. For them, it was a pleasure to encounter such ups and downs in today's plot in this monotonous and boring life, but it seemed that something was missing in their hands.

He Yuzhu sat on the bench without saying anything, but turned his head and looked at Qin Huairu. He saw Qin Huairu lowering his head, dodging his gaze, as if he had also agreed to this matter.

He Yuzhu shook his head with a chuckle, and it was still the same as before.

Seeing that the situation seemed to have changed, Jia Zhang hurriedly followed the words of the kid: "Yes, yes, yes, it must be instructed by Sha Zhu. My grandson is so young, how could it be a thief?"

Qin Huairu raised her head. She glanced at her mother-in-law and was about to explain, but then she looked at her son's tick and swallowed the words she said.

She felt that Sha Zhu's reputation in Siheyuan was not very good. Even if he took the blame, it would be no big deal. But Bang Ge is still young, so she must not ruin Bang Ge's bright future because of this little thing.

He Yuzhu looked at her expression and guessed her thoughts one or two.

"Everyone said it was my command, so there must be evidence?" He sneered and asked, "You have to take out something to prove that it was my command?"

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, and the second uncle was stunned, and the others became quiet.

Yes, there is no evidence. Could it be that based on what a minor doll said, it is caused by Sha Zhu?

"The witnesses are all standing here, what other evidence is needed?" Xu Damao said stubbornly, "I think you just want to cheat!"

"He stole the chicken and ate it himself. I kindly helped you catch the thief, but in the end I pressed my forehead with a shit basin?"

"Sun Thief, have you been kicked in the brain by a donkey?" He Yuzhu stood up suddenly, kicked over the bench in front of him, and shouted: "Make a joke!"

"Ah!" He Yuzhu shouted suddenly, which scared the guilty thief and responded in a hurry.

"Although you are a child, I tell you that stealing and slandering will lead to the junior management office. By that time, you will not be able to be good!"

“I…I…I…I…”

Bang Teng stammered at his grandmother, and finally she simply hugged Aunt Zhang's thigh and started crying.

After all, he was only six or seven years old, and his weak mental quality was scared by He Yuzhu, and he peed on the spot.

"He is still a child, you, why do you scare him?" Jia Zhang hugged his good grandson and shouted at He Yuzhu, "I have been sensible and obedient since I was a child. How could I do such a stealing thing?"

Jia Zhang actually knew the truth while eating, but she would never let the kid admit it in public.

"Since everyone thinks that I stole it, stealing is a crime, I think we should report the case and let the public security comrades deal with this matter."

"If it is found out that it is not me, then the real prisoner will not only be punished, but will be in jail."

He Yuzhu's words made Qin Huairu and Aunt Zhang anxious at that time, and the neighbors in the courtyard hurriedly persuaded them.

"Isn't it just a chicken? It's unnecessary. It's all about our yard."

“Yes, yes, no need.”

"We should handle the matters in our own yard."

"There is no need to report the case, it's all my own family."

The three old men also followed and advised He Yuzhu not to be so exaggerated. If he really reported the case, it would not be just a matter of a kid. They all need to file the archives in their courtyard.

In this era, going to the Public Security Bureau is a very serious matter.

Bang Teng was also panicked. He sat on the ground, grabbed Aunt Zhang's trouser legs and cried and said, "No, it's me, it's the chicken I stole. No one instructed me, no one instructed me, grandma, I don't want to go to jail."

He was shocked by He Yuzhu, and sat on the soaked ground and cried: "I was wrong, I dare not, and I will never dare again."

"You kid!" Qin Huairu stepped forward and raised her hand to slap her two big ears.

Jia Zhang hugged the knot in distress and said to Qin Huairu: "You cruel mother, what are you doing? My poor child, isn't it just a chicken? We'll just compensate you!"

"Okay, okay, it's just a chicken business." The old man spoke, and everyone became quiet.

It can be seen from this that although the authority of the first uncle is getting weaker, his prestige is still there.

"Let's do it, let Bang Ge tell Xu Damao and Sha Zhu a mistake. I will buy another old hen and add fifteen yuan to Xu Damao. This matter ends here. Don't talk about it. After all, this is also related to the reputation of our courtyard house."

Xu Damao became more and more aggrieved the more he thought about it. He didn't get anything inside and outside.

Suddenly, Xu Damao thought about it and said to the three uncles: "Three uncles, since the truth has been revealed, should Dazhu give me the twenty yuan?"

"Are you thinking about the nonsense?" Before the three old men could speak, they found that He Yuzhu had turned around and walked into his room with a casserole, leaving only one sentence: "I will be exempted from owing me ten yuan. Remember not to accuse the good people if you are fine next time!"

Xu Damao gritted his teeth, looked at He Yuzhu's disappearing back, and said to himself: You wait for me, I will find a chance next time, I will definitely kill you!

Seeing that Sha Zhu had already left, the old man waved his hand and said, "Since that's the case, everyone will be separated."

In this way, everyone picked up their own small stools and talked in groups while walking towards their respective rooms.

He Yuzhu returned to the house and continued to simmer on the stove, but his mind began to make plans for the future.
Chapter completed!
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