Chapter 25 Gu Sansui(1/2)
The barrage of the home screen is growing explosively.
"Ahhh Goddess!!!"
"So fast! Please do it again!"
"I didn't see clearly at all, Gu Zhan lost. Can I break it down in slow motion?"
"It's not Liang Liang's explanation, I don't know she's hitting the numb tendons."
"Oh my god, how can my big baby be so handsome?!"
"I actually won?!"
"Have you let go?"
"No, Gu Zhan lost only by underestimating the enemy."
Whether it is caused by underestimating the enemy or taking a step back and losing the opportunity to take action first, Gu Zhan’s loss cannot be changed.
Gu Zhan: Weak, pitiful, helpless, and want to rewind.
Seeing that he was so sad that he wanted to bury himself in the sand to be an ostrich, Captain Su couldn't help but reflect on whether his actions were a bit too much.
My husband is not a rough man in the army. No matter how he educates him, he is a hero again when he jumps up. He is thin-skinned and is thrown by her shoulders in front of so many audience friends. This class seems to be a bit heavy.
She stretched out her hand and decided to use a gentle way to her weak husband in the future, "Get up."
Gu Zhan raised one hand and put it on Su Qianliang's palm, then grabbed her hand and pulled it back into his arms with force. Su Qianliang, who was not afraid of such a move, was pulled over and fell into Gu Zhan's arms. His nose hit his chest, his nose felt sore, and his eyes turned red in an instant.
Gu Zhan said proudly: "I cheated on me..."
The word "bar" disappeared behind Su Qianliang's red eyes, "Why are you crying? Did I care about you?"
"Do you regret it now?"
"What did you do?"
"Liangliang is kind enough to pull you, you are still slandering me!"
"Too much!"
"Gu Zhan: Please call me Gu Sansui."
"Gu Zhan: The baby is three years old this year. Please forgive me, okay?"
The audience was still dissatisfied with revenge. The angry barrage was hit in half. In a blink of an eye, Su Qianliang, whose eyes were red and whose physical tears were smashed by the impact, pressed Gu Zhan's head expressionlessly, and helped him and buried it in the pile of sand.
She was very sensible and just pressed it for a moment and let it go immediately, so she would not suffocate or inhale sand.
The moment when the audience's diss mood was high suddenly stopped, turning into surprise and admiration.
“6666666!”
"The goddess is mighty!"
"Women just need to be kind to themselves hahaha!"
“2333 has too many reversals today.”
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast/laughing/laughing/laughing/laughing/laughing”
"I really don't feel sorry for Gu Sansui at all hahaha!"
Of course, there are also people who are not worth it for Gu Zhan. They don’t think Gu Zhan’s joke is so serious that it must be pressed into the sand. If sand is in the respiratory tract and stomach, it will be so troublesome.
The program team is now on a deserted island, and the medical conditions are average. What special situations really happen, and there is no time to rescue them.
"Is Su Qianliang too much?"
"You can bounce your forehead, there is no need to do this, right?"
"Isn't it too cruel?"
"Just relying on Gu Zhan's failure to attack her?"
"A woman like this is not worthy of sympathy!"
"I don't know the boundary between jokes and malice."
"I feel sorry for me, Gu Zhan, who actually partnered with such a woman."
The disharmonious voices appeared too quickly and came in a fierce manner. I don’t know how many of them were fans who felt sorry for Gu Zhan, and how many were blackheads who were catching fish in troubled waters.
The real Zhan fans started watching the first episode of the recording. They watched the live broadcast for several days, turning black and turning black, and turning black fans. They knew very well what the consequences of beating Su Qianliang before they could figure out the situation. They had learned their lessons after being beaten repeatedly and would never make a conclusion before they were figured out.
So now the people who are setting the rhythm here are definitely not Zhan Fan. Heizi wants to wear Zhan Fan’s vest to harm the male god and destroy the petty partner? Dream!
The fans of Zhan were ready to go, and before they could finish teaching, Gu Zhan raised his head, revealing his sandy forehead, and his handsome face, clean.
"Qianliang, you bully me."
Su Qianliang's moment only allowed his forehead to have close contact with the sand, avoiding the possibility of other parts touching the sand, and mastering the force and angle particularly accurately, just like the experience accumulated after doing it thousands of times before.
Heizi's figure disappeared without a trace. They were under the banner of feeling sorry for Gu Zhan, but the main owner only got a little bit of blushing and didn't care at all. How could he continue to lead the rhythm?
A barrage floated over: "With the cold beauty, how could it be possible to attack the male god's face?"
Zhan fans thought it made sense and laughed and continued to watch the live broadcast.
"Who bullies who first?" Su Qianliang pointed to his nose, "It's still red now."
"Eh?" Gu Zhan hurriedly stood up and looked closer, "Are you sure I was hit by red, aren't you sunburned by the sun?"
Captain Su raised his feet and told her that she wanted to have an intimate contact with Gu Zhan's butt.
Gu Zhan, who suffered two losses in a row, jumped away with preparation and smiled proudly: "I will not give you a chance to attack again."
That's indefinite.
Su Qianliang smiled lightly in a big smile: "Let's see."
The audience was confused: What is this development? Is the small-minded group going to break up?
Director Qiu Xiao, who was watching the live broadcast, fell down.
From the time the two of them started laughing, they laughed until now they were suspected of being infighting with each other. The laughter was so low that the doctor couldn't bear to look at him and wanted to deny that he knew such a person.
After laughing for a while, before Director Qiu could stop, the doctor kicked him disgusted: "Okay, don't you have a mission?"
After reminding, Director Qiu finally remembered his job, covered his sore belly and climbed up from the ground with difficulty, rubbed his sore cheeks, "Xiao Su's sense of variety shows is not strong, but she is full of laughter. If she can get redder, the ratings will be guaranteed."
The doctor rolled his eyes in disgust: "She is going to be popular, so she won't come to your broken show!"
Director Qiu: "..." How did "January of Desert Island" break? Didn't it still become Su Qianliang's successful turnaround?
He didn't want to chat with an outsider who didn't understand the entertainment industry. He hummed twice, hugged the speaker and props and went out to assign tasks to the guests.
"Ahem." Director Qiu adjusted the sound of the speaker, and after seeing the guests' attention, he began to say, "Dear, the second mission after going to the island is here."
The guests subconsciously searched for the figures of the staff. The task is here, what about the reward?
Director Qiu waved his hand, and the staff brought a series of kitchen utensils such as pots, pans, and two chickens thrown on the beach.
Who hasn't eaten chicken?
After a week on the deserted island, I really haven't eaten it.
The guests secretly swallowed their saliva, looking at the two chickens with a look of determination.
In order to eat chicken, you must win!
Seeing that the reward was in place, the guests were eager and the atmosphere was almost brewing. Director Qiu announced the content of the mission: "There are still three and a half hours before the sunset. The guests need to find the gold coins hidden on the deserted island within three hours. Finally, the amount of gold coins is used to exchange for the reward here. The more you work, the less you work, the less you get. Attack, guests!"
Guests: "…"
Su Qianliang raised his hand: "What does the gold coins look like?"
Director Qiu took out a gold coin from his pocket that was twice as big as a coin, "That's it." He shook it twice and stuffed it in again, not giving the guests more time to observe, and was very stingy.
"Is there any other problem? If not..."
"Yes!" Shi Jingtong looked at the two chickens deeply, and his eyes were much gentler than his girlfriend. "How many gold coins are needed to exchange for a chicken?"
This is the most concerned issue for the four guests.
Through the brief match between Su Qianliang and Gu Zhan just now, they clearly realized that it was too difficult to win that combination.
They don’t need pots and pans. It’s better to say that the program team took out kitchen utensils, probably just to give Su Qianliang convenience, so their goal was to put the chicken.
Although I don’t have the skill to make after redeeming the chicken, I can use it to get a condom with Su Qianliang, right?
It is possible that the two sides can kill those two chickens with cooperation, and they can also contact each other and help them in the next three weeks.
Fantasy is beautiful, reality is cruel.
Director Qiu was so stingy that he didn't keep him in a silence, so he told the answer directly: "Ten pieces."
Ten gold coins and one chicken?
There are only two chickens in total, which means that the number of gold coins on the deserted island is not very large?
The guests felt nervous and realized the difficulties of the task.
Su Qianliang didn't feel anything. He got into the tent to get tools, flashlights, ropes, and Swiss army knives. Gu Zhan was still equipped and went back to get his survival bag after he finished. If he saw other food on the way, he could bring it with him.
To be continued...