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Chapter 25 Yin Yang Bachelor

Dongda Road, Shu County, the second floor of Mapo Tavern, a single room.

"If you don't have the help of Taoist elders, Bai Yuxiao will not be able to escape this disaster. Such a great kindness, Bai Mouming will never forget it forever!"

Bai Yuxiao raised his glass with both hands: "Take tea instead of wine, and to the Taoist priest."

Wu Qi also held tea in both hands and met the cups across the table: "Mr. Bai is so polite. If there is no Huang Daojun's dream, I would not know that there are such twists and turns behind the horse gang case."

Bai Yuxiao smiled bitterly: "Even if you say it, it's hard for anyone to believe it. This matter has been under my heart, and now I've finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering."

He took out a small bag from his arms, placed it on the table, and gently pushed it to Wu Qi.

"The Taoist priest's kindness is hard to repay. This is only a little bit of Bai's wish, so please don't dislike him."

Wu Qi did not refuse: "Then I would like to thank Mr. Bai."

He took the purse openly and threw it into the box at his feet.

I weighed it between my fingers and found that it was about five taels of silver.

The poor disciples of Fuyun Temple are almost gone. If you still pretend to be a paranormal, your style is not suitable.

"I just didn't expect that Huang Daojun would ask the Taoist priest to save me from water and fire. The method is really wonderful."

Bai Yuxiao sighed: "The monks of the three religions have many magical techniques and unfathomable."

"This is thanks to Hong Ling."

Wu Qi signaled to the fox demon girl next to her.

Hong Ling was secretly eating roast chicken. After being named, she quickly raised her head and quickly wiped the oil in the corner of her mouth, looking well-behaved.

"She is a fox demon, and the subtlety of a man and a woman's desire to fall in love with her deeply. Without Hong Ling's actions, this matter was not so easy to solve."

"Thank you Miss Hong Ling!" Bai Yuxiao quickly offered tea.

"I dare to do this with the advice of the Lord... I am not a lady, just a little demon, just call me Hong Ling."

Hong Ling smiled lightly, sipped tea in small sips, and stared at the plate of roast chicken.

Wu Qi didn't point it out either.

Most people think that the fox demon is a fox girl, but it is not.

The spirit fox turns into a demon and is good at charming and controlling lust. They are naturally romantic players. They are both men and women and do not care about their gender.

There are stories about fox demon girls and scholars circulating in the market, and because most of the books are written by men, they prefer to talk about women's lust.

There are also many fox monsters who turn into handsome men to seduce women, but they are scattered and difficult to write books. Over time, it is misrepresented that they are fox monsters who are women.

Wu Qi put down the teacup: "What are the plans of Mr. Bai from now on?"

"To be honest, Bai has been planning to leave the horse gang before, and his gang life is not suitable for me... In addition to the clerk's office, Bai also took another job and wrote a book in the 'Qianji Bookstore'."

Bai Yuxiao was forced to fall in love with Tietou and Lin. She was so depressed that she could not express her depression and couldn't sleep well. She simply wrote all her resentment into a strange story.

It just so happened that "Qianji Bookstore" was collecting strange and strange ambitions in the world. Bai Yuxiao wrote it and threw it over. Unexpectedly, he was attracted by the Bookstore and hired him to write and form books.

"Mr. Bai's signature is..."

Bai Yuxiao said a little embarrassedly: "Bachelor of Yin and Yang."

Wu Qi: "…"

It’s true that we never meet in life.

Senior brother Chen Gao is a loyal fan of Yin and Yang Bachelor.

The dining table fell silent for a moment.

"Has the Taoist priest also read the book written by Bai?"

Bai Yuxiao was a little nervous and expectant.

"I have indeed seen it."

"Which book has the Taoist priest read?"

Bai Yuxiao became excited.

Wu Qi took out a coarse paper version of "Epiphyllum Night Stand" from the box. This was bought by his senior brother Chen Gao, and then borrowed it to Wu Qi for reading.

He gently placed the book on the table: "A book on Night Stand tells the inappropriate love between five women, singer Xiaoxiao, beautiful woman, laughing girl Begonia, famous actress Pearl, and wine shop owner Hongye, with a weird style and strong readability."

The white jade flute was praised by Wu Qi and he was immediately dancing.

"It's a pity... I'm still a little too reserved." Wu Qi said casually: "It's strange that Tan Qiqing is not used to educate the world, but to make fun of books. Why do you have a conclusion at the end of the article?"

"Mr. Bai used his imperial examination to write about love and hatred. Such self-restraint will only make it difficult to walk and not please both."

Bai Yuxiao was hit by a blow, and the bottleneck of his article was actually told by the other party.

"Please teach me!"

"The teachings are not enough, but I can talk about my reading notes. I wonder why did Mr. Bai tell me all the attention of many eye-catching plots?"

Wu Qi combined his thoughts with his senior brother Chen Gao and said: "The details of body interaction between men and women, strange views, monster appearance, fighting and wit are all things that readers want to see but cannot. Whether it is the subsequent conclusion, evaluation and satirization, classics such as the Four Books and Five Classics are hard to surpass, so there is no need to repeat them."

"Indeed, Taoist priest hit the nail on the head."

Wu Qi and Bai Yuxiao have been discussing in depth, from readers' needs to talk about the genre and core of erotic novels, to the Tang Dynasty's government's censorship system of various bookstores...

Soon, the fox demon Hongling also joined the discussion.

She quickly read "Epiphyllum Stand" and made a series of technical error corrections with a professional perspective.

"Basically, it is difficult for monsters to fall in love with people for a long time. The secular vision is not the main reason. Many demons have serious physical sensations. This is the most important issue."

"Secondly, most of the demons come from the mountains and forests. If you don't know how to defend men and women, you will get in touch with each other, which will inevitably lead to conflicts among many people. Therefore, the relationship between the demons is often accompanied by fighting, jealousy and hatred, and it is difficult to have a happy ending."

"When sex is in bed, some demons will have strange features when excited. The snake demon's body contracts, and will entangle the other party, which makes people feel suffocated; the wolf demon will not be able to help but howl; the insect demon will expose the outlet device and body hair, which will easily make the lover lose interest... This is another key to the long-lasting love of the human demon."

"In addition, different monsters have sex hobbies, which are difficult for most people to accept."

"Snakes like cold and smooth, and will drizzle oil or honey on their body, making them sticky and slippery."

"Wolfs are bloodthirsty and always bite their partner's neck and shoulder blades. The blood flows out and makes them more excited."

"Some insect demons like light and some avoid light. Light lovers need to light candles in the house. Light lovers must seal them tightly, and the moonlight cannot come in."

...

These professional corrections from the fox demon made Bai Yuxiao suddenly realize. He borrowed four treasures from the study and recorded all the things Hong Ling said for reference in the future.

Although Hong Ling is a little demon, she has great survival wisdom and experience. Some trivial things that come out casually open the eyes of Bai Yuxiao and she keeps complimenting her.

After writing more than a dozen pieces of coarse paper, Bai Yuxiao couldn't help asking, "Master, can Bai ask Miss Hongling again in the future?"

Wu Qi smiled and said, "Of course, as long as she wants."

He looked at the fox demon: "Will it make you embarrassed?"

"Don't make things difficult, don't make things difficult." Hong Ling waved her hands and said happily: "Hong Ling likes stories like men and women, and also likes to hear the strange people and monsters mentioned by Mr. Bai. If Hong Ling said that he could make a book, it would be excellent."

Wu Qi looked at the fox demon and then at the white jade flute.

"I have an idea. Why don't you be the assistant of Mr. Bai and write a book with him. What do you think?"

Bai Yuxiao and Hong Ling both showed joy on their faces: "Is that OK?"

"certainly."

Wu Qi smiled: "You are in love, why not?"

He had already seen that Bai Yuxiao and Hong Ling were very close.

When talking about men and women's love, they are very professional and rigorous, which stirs readers' desire fire, but they are the rigorous field of their academic discussion.

White jade flute understands people, and Hong Ling understands monsters, and it is just right to co-create a erotic novel of the ladyboy.

Wu Qi was still thinking about how to place the red silk, and the little fox demon and Bai Yuxiao wrote the little yellow book together, which seems to be the most suitable now.

Bai Yuxiao and Hong Ling both were in trouble, left their hometown, and looked for a new beginning. Perhaps this same background experience is also the intersection of their resonance with each other.

"Thank you for your accomplishment!"

"Thank you for your advice!"

"I look forward to your new work."

Wu Qi waved his hand and watched Bai Yuxiao and Hong Ling leave. The man and woman were still discussing along the way, as if there was endless things to say.

Since this is the case, it is time to go back and continue practicing.

Before he could take two steps, Wu Qi suddenly discovered that incense appeared in the Three Pure Landscapes of the Impermanence Picture.

——Get the incense of demon soldiers, fox demons, and gain ten years of cultivation.

——Get the incense of white jade flute and gain one year of cultivation.

Wu Qi laughed in silence.

Previously, he followed Xu Shujing to work on the Wang Meng case for a long time, but he got nothing.

I didn't expect to help Bai Yuxiao and Hong Ling, but instead I got unexpected gains and received sincere gratitude from both.

Don’t do things because you are small in kindness. The ancients did not deceive me.
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