Chapter 837
"Tiger girl, don't be so presumptuous!"
Jiang Zhonglou quickly drank Sanya.
He never expected that Sanya would openly ask about Dean Liu's name and suspect that he had been fostered as a slave when he was a child...
Jiang Zhonglou knew that Sanya didn't mean to tease or make fun of her, she was just out of curiosity.
But if outsiders don't know that Sanya has mental problems, they will think that Sanya is deliberately teasing Liu Jinu.
Sure enough, several doctoral students and disciples behind Liu Jinu immediately became angry.
"Dean Liu's name is not only a traditional Chinese medicine, but also the small characters of Liu Yu, the founding emperor of the Liu Song Dynasty in the Southern Dynasties. It is an extremely elegant and refined name!"
"That's right, haven't you read Xin Qiji's term? The setting sun, grass and trees, ordinary alleys, where the slaves of humanity once lived..."
"In ancient times, slave didn't just mean slave, but was an elegant and modest title. What do you know?"
Several doctoral students rebuked him angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my cousin just came from the country, and she hasn't read any books before..."
Jiang Zhonglou was sweating profusely and quickly explained: "She actually didn't mean to offend Dean Liu at all. She was just naive and didn't understand the meaning of Dean Liu's name, so she was curious..."
"Hmph! How dare you come to our liberal arts college without knowing anything?"
"That is, those who can come to our School of Liberal Arts at Shudu University are all erudite and knowledgeable people. Even a silly girl from the country who has never read a book has the nerve to come..."
"For a silly girl like her, even if our Dean Liu teaches her in person, she probably won't be able to memorize "Quiet Night Thoughts" for a year!"
Several disciples whispered disdainfully.
"I'm not a stupid girl. I have a good memory. I can definitely memorize anything... poop in a quiet night!"
When Sanya heard that everyone said she was a stupid girl, she became anxious and shouted loudly.
"Hahaha!"
"She actually mistook Li Bai's "Thoughts on a Quiet Night" as something she pooped in a quiet night. It was so hilarious!"
"So vulgar, if he enters our liberal arts college, all of us will be humiliated by him!"
"This Yanghu girl looks like she is in her twenties, but her intelligence is only eight or nine years old. She also says that she is not a stupid girl!"
Several disciples laughed.
"I...I..."
Sanya was so angry and anxious that she couldn't help but shed tears, and said in a tearful tone: "I can definitely carry that white shit... If you don't believe me, just ask me to carry it, and I can definitely do it!"
"Forehead..."
Everyone was speechless.
"That's all..."
Liu Jinu waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, then looked at Sanya and said, "Little girl, why do you want to come to school?"
"I..."
Sanya was stunned for a moment, scratched the back of her head with her hand and said, "I don't understand many things. Brother Jiang said that you can learn them when you go to school, so here I am."
"Oh? Then what is the thing you want to know most...?"
Liu Jinu stroked his long silver-white beard and asked curiously.
"What I want to understand most...is how men and women have children!"
Sanya asked the "ultimate question" that had been bothering her.
"this..."
"Hahaha!"
Everyone in the room was stunned for a second, and then burst into laughter.
Even Liu Jinu couldn't help but smile.
"This silly girl is already in her twenties and still doesn't understand human affairs. She is just a fool opening the door for a fool. She is so stupid!"
"That's right, for a country girl like her, some people's children can do soy sauce, right? She actually came to Shudu University to study?"
"She still says she's not a stupid girl? Could she be any more stupid?"
All the disciples sneered disdainfully.
"Why are you laughing? I came here to learn because I don't understand. What's wrong with that?"
Sanya was so angry that she started crying again.
"Okay, then I will give you a test. As long as you can memorize "Silent Night Thoughts" within ten minutes, I will let you stay and study in our liberal arts college."
Liu Jinu seemed to like Sanya's innocence, so he stroked his beard and smiled.
"Okay, bring it over quickly and I'll carry it!"
Sanya wiped away her tears and said anxiously.
"Okay, I'll carry it for you!"
The disciple had already taken out a volume of "Three Hundred Tang Poems" from the bookshelf, turned to the page of "Quiet Night Thoughts", and handed it to Sanya.
Sanya lowered her head and looked up.
"Not to mention ten minutes... Even if you give her an hour, she won't be able to recite it!"
"Although "Thoughts on a Quiet Night" only has four short sentences, for a silly girl like her, it is probably a masterpiece..."
"That's right, a silly girl like her can't even recognize the words, let alone endorsement..."
All the disciples laughed again.
Sanya ignored them, but suddenly realized: "This poem turns out to be about being homesick during a quiet night. I thought it was poop at night..."
"Um...have you learned how to memorize it?"
A disciple took back "Three Hundred Tang Poems".
"It's...not ten minutes yet, right?"
Jiang Zhonglou was speechless.
He originally thought that with Professor Zelan's face, the people in the School of Liberal Arts would be polite, but he didn't expect that they were so resistant to Sanya and didn't want to accept Sanya at all...
They said they would let Sanya read it for ten minutes before memorizing it, but now, in less than ten minutes, they took the book away...
"It's okay, no matter what book it is, I just need to read it once and it will be fine!"
Sanya curled her lips and said.
"What? You can figure it out just by looking at it? Humph! Do you think you have a photographic memory?"
"You are so stupid, how dare you say that you have a photographic memory?"
"If you could recite "Quiet Night Thoughts", I would eat "Three Hundred Tang Poems" on the spot!"
Several disciples sneered disdainfully.
"Okay, then just wait and eat that book!"
Sanya shouted angrily and started to endorse: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon and lower your head to think about your hometown!"
"this..."
All the disciples were stunned immediately.
It would take a normal person a long time to memorize a poem they have never read, even if it is four sentences or five words...
What's more, this Tigress is still a silly girl who doesn't even understand the relationship between men and women?
How could she recite it after reading it once?
"Eat the book! Eat the book quickly!"
Sanya shouted at the disciple who claimed that he wanted to eat the book.
"I..."
The disciple was suddenly stunned, and said in a daze: "This Jingye Si... I'm afraid you have memorized it a long time ago, right? You just pretended to be stupid and stupid, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, just to win the favor of the teacher, his heart is to be punished.
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"Yes! Jingyesi is a household name. Even people who are illiterate can recite it. You actually said it was night shit. You are obviously just pretending!"
"Even if you recite the poem, but don't recite the title and author, it doesn't count as complete recitation, so we don't need to eat the book!"
Several other disciples also followed suit and denied it.
"You guys are so shameless!"
Sanya was so angry that tears started to well up in her eyes again.
She was called a silly girl and looked down upon, but that was fine. The most unbearable thing was that she was wrongly accused...
"Don't worry, you can memorize another one."
Liu Jinu smiled slightly and said to Sanya.
"Okay, you pick something difficult and let me memorize it, lest they say I'm pretending, I promise I can memorize it after just one look!" Sanya shouted angrily.
"Okay, since you have a photographic memory, then memorize "Luo Shen Fu"!"
"Yes! Let her recite "Luo Shen Fu"!"
"If you could recite "Luo Shen Fu", I would eat a whole bookshelf!"
Chapter completed!