Chapter 102: Magical work brings bad consequences
"The word is almost the same." Zhao Ji said, and as soon as he leaned on Gao Qiu's back, he stood up again, worriedly saying, "Is there a stinky ditch outside the wall? During the flight, will I fall into it with you, and you drink a bite of chemical drinks one by one?"
"It's really a bit of a risk for you to bear the emperor alone." Cai Jing said to Gao Qiu: "This requires ensuring that the emperor does not drink 'drinks'."
"But the two of them can't be raised!" Gao Qiu said, and said to Zhao Ji: "The emperor's will is..."
Zhao Ji said: "I ordered you two to steal treasures from the palace and climb over the wall and leave the palace."
"This..." Cai Jing said: "One look at the wind, the other one carries the back?"
Zhao Ji said: "You two are combined inside and outside, one is responsible for carrying it on the wall and the other is responsible for carrying it on the wall."
"I understand." Gao Qiu said to Zhao Ji and turned to Cai Jing: "This is like some treasure robbers committing crimes, each of whom contracts a project."
Zhao Ji said authentically: "You two should always eat and make this kind of cooperation, and you have a lot of experience, right?"
Gao Qiu smiled uneasyly and turned to Cai Jing and said, "Then, you can jump up to the wall and wait for the response. I pressed my head against the emperor's butt and arched it up. Seeing that the head appeared, you immediately grabbed it, and then..."
"Then I was afraid of picking up the dog and throwing it on the wall?" Zhao Ji interrupted Gao Qiu's speech.
"Oh no!" Gao Qiu said hurriedly: "I said it wrong again, it should be..."
"According to the previous division of labor, you should be on the wall to respond. I was holding the dirt, like a lift... Oh no..." Cai Jing, who found out that he was talking to Gao Qiu, quickly changed his words and said to Zhao Ji: "It should be that I aimed my head at the emperor's butt, like a jack... Oh no, I have to hold the emperor with my hands to avoid falling, and then send it to the wall."
Zhao Ji said: "What's the matter?"
"Then..." Gao Qiu said anxiously to Zhao Ji: "Old Cai put the emperor on the wall and stayed on the wall in advance, immediately pressed the emperor down..."
"What? Hold me down?" Zhao Ji asked in surprise: "Didn't this treat me as a little strong?"
"Oh, I'm wrong again." Gao Qiu said anxiously: "I mean, I'm holding the emperor tightly in my arms and then flying down."
After saying that, Gao Qiu said, then said to Zhao Ji: "In the process of transporting the emperor, I will definitely be as cautious as I was when I transported treasures out of the palace, instead of carrying them over and throwing them over everywhere, causing them to break their arms and legs."
Zhao Ji said: "Yes! That's right!"
Cai Jing was afraid of falling behind and said to Zhao Ji: "I will add two more points!"
Seeing Zhao Ji nodding in agreement, Cai Jing turned to Gao Qiu and said, "There are two things you must remember when moving the emperor. First, we must not do airplane-throwing and unloading like some express companies; second, when putting things... Oh no, when putting the emperor, we cannot put down like putting a spittoon."
"That won't! The emperor is not a spittoon, so he can't put his head and feet down." Gao Qiu said to Cai Jing: "Also, in order to ensure the safety of transportation, I suggest that the emperor write the words "moisture-proof, pressure-proof" and other words on his body, and draw a skull and two human bones..."
"Isn't this treating me as a dangerous product?" Zhao Ji waved his hand and said, "It is recommended to reject it! Except for not writing 'moisture-proof and pressure-proof', and not drawing skull-headed bones, do everything else!"
Then, Zhao Ji ordered Gao Qiu and Cai Jing to say, "You immediately jump up to the wall, stay below and prepare the 'jack'."
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing responded in unison: "Respect the order!"
Gao Qiu took a few steps back and set up his starting position when facing the palace wall sideways, he suddenly thought to himself: "You have to show the highest difficulty movement, which will make the little emperor dumbfounded and dazed."
After thinking about it, Gao Qiu quickly rushed to the front of the palace wall with his body sideways. His body suddenly bounced, and in a posture exactly like modern high jump, his two feet easily soared into the air, one in front and one behind, and flew over the palace wall...
Gao Qiu's strange jumping trick really made Zhao Ji a little stunned.
"Hey! I actually used the high jump posture during the Olympics." Zhao Ji looked at Gao Qiu who was in surprise and couldn't help but exclaim.
Unexpectedly, Gao Qiu, who was thinking about showing off, for a moment he forgot that there was a stinky ditch outside the wall. However, when Cai Jing saw Gao Qiu climbing over the palace wall in such a posture, he immediately expected the consequences. He couldn't help but laugh happily: "Hmph! Showing his magical skills in front of the emperor will make you drink a 'drink'."
Sure enough, as soon as Cai Jing finished speaking, Gao Qiu's "Oh" screams and "bang" sounds falling into the water, as well as the barking of the little dog outside the wall.
Zhao Ji asked Cai Jing anxiously: "What's going on? Could it be that he encountered a terrorist?"
Cai Jing said: "It should be that I encountered a terrorist situation, not a terrorist."
"Yes!" Zhao Ji said to Cai Jing: "It seems like he has met him and has already drunk the 'terrifying drink'!"
"In theory, with Gao's superb martial arts, it is impossible to drink 'beverage' in the stinky ditch!" Cai Jing pretended to be a judge and said to Zhao Ji: "But these voices just now clearly informed the old minister that Lao Gao was indeed drinking 'terrifying drinks'!"
Besides, Gao Qiu, who was rising from the sky and the earth, was still complacent until he crossed the top of the palace wall and fell towards the stinky ditch. He was still complacent because of Zhao Ji's praise: "As expected, this trick of 'chicken flying to the wall' really made the little emperor sigh. I'm afraid that the emperor's eyes would be staring into salted egg yolks, haha..."
Gao Qiu's attitude of passing over the wall is indeed extremely novel and chic, just like a young strongman with eight legs facing the sky.
Then, as soon as Gao Qiu's excitement began, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. When he turned his head and looked down, the water surface of the stinky ditch was only three centimeters away from his butt.
"Oh! I forgot that there was a stinky ditch..." Gao Qiu shouted in his heart.
Gao Qiu is worthy of being a martial arts master. He suddenly paused forward, his two feet suddenly became a "one-character horse". One foot suddenly snatched on the wall of the palace wall, and the other foot had already taken advantage of the momentum to cross the grass opposite the ditch...
In the Northern Song Dynasty at that time, only Ouyang Feng, Lin Chong, Hong Qigong, Lu Junyi, Guo Jing and other very few masters with superb martial arts skills could use such a trick "A Brilliant Dragon Crossing the Sea" in a short time.
Seeing a crisis, Gao Qiu's superb martial arts will be wiped out.
Unexpectedly, the little dog on the grass got into the fun.
The little dog saw Gao Qiu jumping towards him, of course he thought that the outsider wanted to steal his territory, so he quickly took a powerful gesture of "defending his home" and bit Gao Qiu's stinking feet towards the grass...
Chapter completed!