Wu Dalang suddenly woke up and said to himself: "I remembered that A Lian might not have run into the Hall of Hell. She might have suddenly seen such a big ingot and couldn't stand it. It's like someone hiding under the bed in the middle of the night and suddenly setting off a big firecracker. Such a powerful stimulation, can you not scare someone from the bed to the ground and immediately turn into an authentic psychopath?"

Wu Dalang suddenly said "slap" to his face, and said angrily, "How can I say that A Lian is crazy? This sensitive word that is disrespectful to A Lian can only be ellipses."

Wu Dalang suddenly remembered something and said, "Hey? It is said that this kind of situation happened after Fan Jin passed the imperial examination. If it weren't for his son-in-law, Butcher Hu, who had a few big mouths... Yes! Just follow Butcher Hu, slap A Lian, who had a few mouths as big as a cake!"

After Wu Dalang raised his palm at Pan Jinlian's face, he reluctantly put it down and said to himself: "No! How can he take action against his dear wife when he should be? Isn't this domestic violence? The news of beating my wife spread. What kind of face should I go to see my fellow villagers, and what kind of face should I go to see my old customers? I coaxed my wife to be a top-notch person, but I am afraid that my wife is a middle-notch person, and beat my wife is a bottom-notch person. No matter what, Wu Dalang has to be a middle-notch person."

Thinking of this, Wu Dalang felt sad and couldn't help but say, "But under the eyes, why do you ask me to save A Lian!"

Wu Dalang fell into extreme pain thinking: "After Fan Jin was stimulated, he ran around the streets and talked nonsense. This situation was reasonable. But my A Lian stared at her big eyes and lay quietly and motionless, not as if she was mentally confused! You must not touch A Lian again."

Wu Dalang reached out to explore Pan Jinlian's nostril again, but still couldn't feel any air blowing on his hand. He couldn't help but cry and shouted, "But the most serious problem is that everything is not as expected! But the big mouth of Butcher Hu twitched Fan Jin's face, and Fan Jin could still smirk for three to five times, but my A Lian had already... A Lian's small nostrils like two ant holes had long lost their mobility like the forbidden road. My A Lian had completely bowed to me!"

After calling here, Wu Dalang's crying face suddenly changed into a firm look. Wu Dalang said to Pan Jinlian: "Since you have officially gone to the Hall of Hell, why am I hesitating? Follow you and move forward!"

Speaking of this, Wu Dalang grabbed Pan Jinlian's hand and continued to sing loudly (lyrics of "Sister, Go forward boldly"): "Don't turn your head..."

After singing, Wu Dalang was dressed in a straight face and said to himself: "The last moment is here!"

Wu Dalang said to Pan Jinlian: "A Lian, wait for me a little, I will immediately... No, no need to wait. I will walk to the Hall of Hell with you, climb the Naihe Bridge in step, and then pick up Mengpo soup together like when I got married. A Lian, you can calm down here and lie comfortably for a while, and I will go and come."

Wu Dalang laid Pan Jinlian on the ground, and when he got up, he was about to go out, he hesitated and thought: "Which method of death is the most economical, practical, simplest and fast? With it! It is said that the sweating medicine takes effect quickly, and it can be lying on the ground in just three minutes without any awareness. It is not expensive, and it is more suitable for the working class..."

Wu Dalang was about to walk out and suddenly stopped, and woke up and said, "Oh, I'm wrong! Sweat medicine is the designated human stuff for the female yaksha to make human buns. I will only faint and not die after taking it. This is not in the human bun shop. If no one chops me into stuffing in time, I will wake up as soon as the time comes."

Thinking of this, Wu Dalang said helplessly: "It seems that there is only one to eat. The advertisement says, what brand of □□ is effective, and three bags are overwhelmed. If there is no death, all the medicine costs are covered - of course, these three bags refer to cockroaches. If cockroaches can fall, people can fall. Yes! Just buy this brand of □□, but... But where should I buy such a good brand? If you have something to do, please find out first. How about this brand of □□, how about you? If you have something to do, please find a detective first. How about selling this brand of □□? Are you doing promotions recently? Are you free gifts? Are you buying one free one…”

After Wu Dalang took a step towards the door, he felt something was wrong and rushed to the bottom of the road and thought, "No, it took a lot of time to come and go. A Lian has already boarded the plane, and I am still on the bus to the train station. How can I catch up with A Lian? Just now, like a little kid who has not been to school, I lost at the starting line. Now I have to chase it, but..."

Wu Dalang was in a dilemma of not finding a good way to die, and couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect that the difficulty of seeking death would be so great. Just A Lian would be alive, she would definitely help me get the best way to die in the world."

Wu Dalang couldn't help but burst into tears again. Wu Dalang looked at Pan Jinlian on the ground and said sadly: "When I think of A Lian, I can't help but cry like... tears like that..."

Wu Dalang looked out the door and thought, "It would be great if there were high-rise buildings nearby. The elevator was on the top floor, climbed out the skylight, and sat on the side of the building... Oh no, it was crisp, just like an athlete, dived directly on the high platform... Oh, by the way, is there a small river not far outside? Isn't there a small bridge on the small river? Isn't there only a bamboo on the small bridge? Walking to the middle of the bridge, I'd like a frog to 'bang'..."

After Wu Dalang took a step towards the door, he stopped and said, "Slowly! You have to think about it carefully. Is this feasible plan feasible?"

Wu Dalang thought about the scene when he committed suicide by jumping into the river:

There is a very clear and large or small outdoor river in the wild. On the surface of a small and medium-sized river, there is a broken bridge made of bamboo. There are three sections of the broken bridge, namely the river □□, which is two piers, respectively, with two sides of the river and three parts of the bamboo in the middle of the river. The second section of the bamboo at the shore of the two sides looks good in quality, and it seems that electric bikes can ride. However, on the key bridge in the middle, there is only one bamboo left. In addition, the wind is a bit fierce, and the broken bridge is blowing left and right, and the only bamboo in the middle also took the opportunity to "bounce up".

It is really a bit terrifying to break the bridge like this. I am afraid that professional acrobatics who walk tightropes will refuse to perform with various reasons and excuses, let alone Wu Dalang, who sells sesame cakes?

Wu Dalang stood by the river, looking at the broken bridge "twist" with fear on his face.

From time to time, various fish jumped out of the water. They rolled their eyes at Wu Dalang, happily made several difficult somersaults on the water surface, and then fell back into the river with a smile.
Chapter completed!