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Chapter 024: Hemp Catch, Crab Catch and Square Catch

Jiang Menshen's two small mung bean eyeballs, paired with the face with typical gangster characteristics, was as gloomy as an axe next to a dagger, and now it was slid around, and it even produced the effect of scaring the tiger and running away, and the crocodile was so scared that it collapsed to the ground. There were no tigers or crocodiles around here, and only Pan Jinlian could show her shocking feelings.

In a blink of an eye, after seeing the "terrifying combination" of Jiang Menshen's furry beast face and dripping snake eyes, Pan Jinlian's face appeared with extreme fear, and she couldn't help but shouted in her heart: "Wow! I don't know if I don't look at it, I'll be scared. Why is the eyes of this Western rich man so 'deterrent' when he turns his eyes?"

Just when Pan Jinlian was afraid, her legs were about to twitch and she couldn't help but want to break away from Jiang Menshen and run away, Wu Dalang suddenly sneaked into her mind like a roundworm, making her control her body and mind: "The Western Tuhao is a bad guy! If he had to have eggs, if he didn't have wolf eyebrows and snake eyes, and was vicious, this person would be a copycat version of the Western Tuhao."

Thinking of this, Pan Jinlian's two eyes fell from Jiang Menshen's hair, one after another, to the ground. At this moment, a ringing ring sound of "dang, dang, dang" came from a distance.

"Slow!" The ringtone made Jiang Menshen tremble. Jiang Menshen hurriedly broke away from Pan Jinlian's arm and looked at the ringtone. He saw three constables appearing on the road in the distance. The three constables were dead at the speed of crawling in the earthworms, wandering slowly. Two of them were lowered their heads and staring at the road.

Pan Jinlian followed the bell and looked at the ringtone and said to Jiang Menshen: "That's the constable who is walking around the street and roams the bells and plays. It has nothing to do with us. Come on, hook up your arms and continue walking."

"How come these dead constables come out when I was about to put the beauty in my arms?" Jiang Menshen was very angry at the three constables at this time, wishing that they could rush up like a wolf dog, and frantically bit off four pieces of meat from each of the three constables to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

Since I dare not really rush up and bite, I have to face the reality. Jiang Menshen thought in frustration: "The last time I took on the business of setting fire on behalf of others to death has attracted the attention of the villain Wu Song. The wanted order to capture me has been issued. If I am caught this time, I will die!"

When Jiang Menshen thought of this, he looked at Pan Jinlian and lamented in his heart: "Oh! This wild product called Lotus can only be released to nature!"

Jiang Menshen pretended to suddenly remember him and pointed at the package on his back and said to Pan Jinlian: "Oh, I almost forgot! This huge amount of money must be called to the customer urgently. It's too late, this big order will have a miscarriage like a baby who was pregnant first. I can't take you to my luxury apartment today, and I'll go to another day..."

Pan Jinlian said anxiously: "Don't you just remit some money? I'll go with you."

Jiang Menshen: "No, no! We have no business contact, and no illegitimate relationship. I must not expose such a large amount of money to the sunshine of you, an outsider..."

Pan Jinlian hurriedly hooked Jiang Menshen again and said, "Although our traitors have not been done yet, our arms have always been done? We shouted A Lian Amen hundreds of times intimately. Isn't it true? Amen, our improper relationship is now, just like real estate, and we are getting hotter and hotter. Can I still be considered an outsider?"

"The relevant departments can constantly remind us to strengthen self-prevention, otherwise we will bear the consequences. When you see that I have carried a lot of money, you will come up to get in touch with me. Let me be honest, your abnormal behavior has already aroused my high alert!" After Jiang Menshen said that, he put Pan Jinlian on his hand again and said decisively: "There will be a date later, beg me!"

"How can the golden duck that I finally grabbed hold of is so easy to let it fly! It must be firmly stuck to him like a band sticker, so that he can't shake it off!" Pan Jinlian thought, and rushed to catch up with Jiang Menshen and said, "Amen, I am a homeless and weak woman. Since I have had an improper relationship with you, you can't leave me alone."

"The patrol constable must have a portrait of my unique face, and you must never meet them." Jiang Menshen thought to himself and said to Pan Jinlian: "This matter is undiscussed. The money house is about to close, let go!"

Pan Jinlian said: "I won't let it go! Besides, someone has to help you get the money from such a big bun!"

"I have contacted the hourly workers for a long time, so you don't have to worry." After Jiang Menshen said that, he glanced at the constable in the distance in a panic, and suddenly pushed Pan Jinlian away, turned around and ran out.

Pan Jinlian quickly caught up with him, grabbed Jiang Menshen and said in a coquettish voice: "Amen, don't look for another hourly worker. From today on, I will be your multi-functional hourly worker!"

Speaking of this, we must describe the three constables who were wearing single swords and moving slowly towards this side. Whose name of these three surnames? Because they are old and cannot be verified, we can only label them with their physical characteristics so that they can be used in the following text.

Among the constables, two eyes were like small flashlights, illuminating landmines on the road, and their expressions were so dying that if they were not steaming in their mouths and rolling their eyes, they would be regarded as dead bodies. The guy with a prominent crab-shelled face would be referred to as "crab catch"; the other with a copper bell in his hand had a face of Matu - caused by smallpox as a child, it was simply called "matu"; the other was more energetic and energetic, with a bit of positive energy on his body, and it looked like a small square cake carved from a mold. The four corners on the upper forehead and chin were only ninety degrees, so it was called "Fang catch"!

By the way, the detectives walked so hard that they swallowed them slowly, especially crab catches. There was a reason why the eyes of the second detectives shone on the ground like a flashlight. Not long ago, a detective in other places often landed at the end during patrol, and actually picked up a small package for women. If it was just a small package like Pan Jinlian often carried, the content would be two pancakes and some inferior cosmetics, which would never attract crabs. Ma Er catches so much attention and attaches great importance to them, and it is even more impossible for their eyes to turn into two small flashlights from then on. The problem is that in the bag, in addition to a fashionable underwear that has not been washed for more than a month, there is also an inch that is enough to eat five or six meals in a big restaurant, or soak in a kiln for seven or eight days. This makes the crab catch and the one who salivates, and they can make their patrol become a "way-finding" from now on.

However, although they have been persisting in "finding the way" of "snails and earthworms" for many days, let alone gold, silver and treasures, high-end underwear, they have not even picked up a pair of decent pair of thorny pants or even a torn stocking.

My head was white and my eyes were low for so long, but I had nothing to find. How could the two constables have a listless expression and a look of expression without death?
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