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Chapter 033: Jiang Menshen is about to be planted in the hands of Broom Star

"I'm so desperate to chase me, it must be because there is a lot of 'profit' in my bag." Jiang Menshen thought to himself and said to Pan Jinlian: "A Lian, whether it is women's supplies or sanitary supplies, as long as it is yours, I like it, and it can represent your heart."

"Okay!" Pan Jinlian took out a piece of rough toilet paper from her sleeve and handed it to Jiang Menshen, "I have ready-made sanitary products for you! I will take out and kiss you a dozen when I miss me. I will give you your big bag. When I miss you, I will open it and kiss you dozens of times."

When the two of them were talking here, Jiang Menshen glanced at the eyes of the three constables, and suddenly saw that the three detectives were about to come to the front. Then he realized that they had been killed by the broom star again. He said anxiously: "Oh! Why are you still rushing here? Why don't you escape from the scene quickly?"

In a hurry, Jiang Menshen couldn't help but lift his foot, subconsciously trying to kick Pan Jinlian away like a football, and then the three constables had already walked in front of him. Jiang Menshen had no choice but to put down his lifted foot, grabbed Pan Jinlian's wrapped hand and quickly let go, and pretended: "Forget it, I'll give it back to you first."

Pan Jinlian quickly dragged the small package back and slapped it on her shoulders.

However, Jiang Menshen's bad move just now was that the eyes of Crab and Ma Er's guards were always "shining" on the ground, and were shining directly by the "little flashlight".

"Hey! What's going on with your feet? That movement is a bit abnormal." Crab, Ma Erchu said to Jiang Men Shinto in unison.

"Constable is on patrol!" Jiang Menshen suppressed the panic in his heart, forced out a few laughing grooves, first perfunctory and then evasively said to the three detectives: "I'm old arthritis, let go of my legs a few times."

After Jiang Menshen said that, he pretended to pull the board and stretched his legs.

Staring at the crab on the ground, Ma Erhu noticed Jiang Menshen's feet, while Fang Hu noticed Jiang Menshen's special hedgehog face.

"Everyone lift your head, adjust your eyes, and aim at this direction!" Fang Chu pointed at Jiang Menshen's face and looked at Cai, and Ma Er Chu said.

When Crab and Ma Erhu heard about it, they all raised their eyes from the ground to the face of Jiang Menshen Hedgehog.

Because he had some suspicion about Jiang Menshen, Fang learned about the situation. He said to Pan Jinlian and Jiang Menshen: "Are you two quarreling on the street or flirting?"

Pan Jinlian replied calmly and smiled: "Of course it's a flirting!"

"Your arrester, go ahead! This is family matter, it is family matter." Jiang Menshen, who was afraid of being exposed, said to the three detectives, anxiously aimed at the portrait of the ancestor, and repeatedly knocked his head and prayed urgently: "Old ancestor, ancestor, quickly surround the descendants and bless me, don't let these dog detectives recognize me as a wanted criminal, hurry up and as the law..."

When Crab Catch and Ma Chu saw the two of them say this, they believed it and turned around and prepared to continue the "way-finding" to the end.

Seeing this, Jiang Menshen thought that his ancestor was really called to protect him. He immediately fell down like a lifting ladder, but before the "lifting ladder" had fallen to the bottom, Fang Hu, who had always stared at the "heedgehog face", spoke again.

Fang Cao pointed at Jiang Menshen's face again and said to Cai. Ma Er Cao: "Don't leave, look at this guy's face, why does he look like a deputy criminal?"

Crab catch, Macao had to turn around, and four "flashlights" shot at the "heedgehog's face".

"Oh! It turns out that the ancestors didn't come to defend me! Are they playing mahjong or walking around the streets in the underworld? Why don't you hurry up if such an important thing..." Jiang Menshen resented his ancestors in his heart. He decided to point at their portraits after returning home and curse fiercely. However, after hatred, he must face the reality now.

Jiang Menshen said with a bitter face: "Constable, you can't guess this. My face is really not big and meets the relevant standards, but that was given by my parents. It's definitely not my fault to look like I am!"

"It's not that simple!" Fang Hun, whose eyes were still on the "heedgehog face", seemed to refuse to let Jiang Menshen go: "Most of the criminals have these furry criminals. I think you are not a wanted criminal and look like a fugitive."

After saying that, Fang Hun quickly drew his knife and pointed at Jiang Menshen and said, "Don't move!"

Jiang Menshen suddenly felt like he was stuffed into the ice warehouse with his bare shirt, and he kept cold from his head to his feet. He shouted in despair: "I'm dead now!"

After shouting, Jiang Menshen said with great resentment in his heart: "It can only be blamed for reincarnation and reincarnation as his mother. Oh my! I finally didn't let the constable recognize me as a wanted criminal, but I let this face with the 'characteristic' of the criminal betrayed!"

Just like a bear falling into a trap, desperate, Jiang Menshen still struggled, hoping to find a place to climb out along the mud wall.

Jiang Menshen pretended to be innocent and said to the arrester repeatedly: "The arrester is wronged! I... Although I look a bit like a bad guy, the facts prove that I am a great and good person!"

Fang Cao said to Ma Cao in disbelief: "Take out the portrait of the wanted criminal who was painted by Wu Dutou, and compare it with this hedgehog face."

"It's over!" Jiang Menshen felt a big "Geden" in his heart: "This comparison will make my criminal face clear to the world. Ancestors! Why do you leave me alone when you should play a role in defense!"

Jiang Menshen thought of this in despair and turned to Pan Jinlian and said in his heart: "It's all this broom star, and now there is only the only choice for Danbai Congkuan."

After thinking about it, Jiang Menshen made a sincere confession on his face, and his waist was so frank and slanted. The other party arrested: "Abstain, I...I'm...I'm fine..."

Unexpectedly, before Jiang Menshen could spit out the word "instruction" and Ma Huo's words were inserted in advance.

The catcher touched the sleeves and stumbled, and the other party said, "Oh, I forgot, I didn't bring the portrait of the wanted criminal."

Jiang Menshen was ecstatic and immediately made the decision to cancel the confession plan, remove the confession expression, and restore his appearance to its original state. He said happily: "If you don't bring it, you can't compare. Fortunately, before you can confess, the constable answered first."

Unexpectedly, the first half of the sentence that Jiang Menshen said attracted "high attention" by Captain Fang. Captain Fang looked at Ma Captain with a blamed look, and then said to Jiang Menshen: "After you finish your words, I have everything, what is behind it? Are there any major issues to explain?"

Seeing that the detective could not get the ultimatum, Jiang Menshen immediately became as hard as taking out a steamed bun from a steamer: "I have never done anything after me."

Fang Chu heard it and turned to the crab Chu Chu and said, "What about you? You have seen the portrait of the wanted criminal."

Jiang Menshen's heart suddenly became hung again.

The crab catching looked at Jiang Menshen, and the other party said, "I have indeed seen it, but I have seen it less than once."

Jiang Menshen's heart suddenly rushed to the roof.

Single-killing arrester Fang, who was still pointing at Jiang Menshen, continued to ask the crab trap: "Then I ask you, does that face look like this and this shape?"
Chapter completed!
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