Chapter 040: The stingy woman Pan Jinlian successfully escaped the order
Pan Jinlian thought for a while and said to Yun Ge: "How come there are so many versions of the statement about Jiang Menshen? Wu Song said so. He said that Jiang Menshen was aimed at his butt with a sharp foot, and then he kicked into an open-air toilet a kilometer away and drowned."
"What?" Yun Ge said: "Did Jiang Menshen fall into the open-air bathroom, swallow the unclean and non-edible things and drowned?"
"Wu Song said that, he said that he had eyebrows, nostrils, teeth, and tongue. He also said..." Pan Jinlian imitated the tone of a man and performed: "Jiang Menshen flew over the open-air toilet like a drone, 'woo...', and after he plunged in, he did not reveal his head. Wu Song also said that the dung beetle in the toilet had two more warm huts from now on!"
"Warm House?" Yun Ge asked in confusion: "What is that warm house?"
Pan Jinlian smiled and said, "That's talking about Jiang Menshen's two nostrils."
Brother Yun couldn't help laughing and said, "Do you believe this? Jiang Menshen's nostrils are so small, if you don't change them, you can expand them, so how can you get into the dung beetle! Who doesn't know that Wu Song's hobby is bragging!"
Pan Jinlian said to herself: "Of course I know that Wu Song has this hobby. Kicking someone into the bathroom that is so far away is harder than hitting a sparrow's toes with a gun. Besides, the toilet is so shallow that the sow can climb up even if it falls. Not to mention that Jiang Menshen is likely to be able to swim. I don't believe it!"
Thinking of this, Pan Jinlian said to Yun Ge: "So, Jiang Menshen is really not dead, and he is just that hedgehog face?"
"Don't you believe it?" Yun Ge said: "There is no second picture on this mixed human and beast special face."
Pan Jinlian hurriedly said, "I believe it, I absolutely believe it. I will remember my brother's kindness in my heart and in my diary, but you have to help you to the bottom. Hurry up and contact the rich people in the West."
Yun Ge said: "Don't worry about this, you should consider dinner at night."
"There are only a few small money in the sleeve. I haven't seen a rabbit, so this eagle can't be released." Pan Jinlian thought of this and asked Yun Ge tentatively: "You are really a relationship with the rich man in the West and a friend of the dog?"
Yun Ge said: "Of course, we both drank and teased women together, and went to jail together!"
Pan Jinlian asked anxiously: "In jail? How could this happen?"
Yun Ge blew: "Once again, when we were playing with beautiful girls together, we happened to encounter anti-pornography and anti-illegals. Do you know what anti-pornography and anti-illegals mean?"
"Of course I know, it's just... it's just..." Pan Jinlian was excited when she saw Yun Ge's statement that Wu Dalang was highly consistent and asked, "That's what a Western local tyrant is really a tailless pervert?"
"The nickname of the rich man in Xilianggua is Xilianggua. How can he not be lustful?" Yun Ge blew: "I will reveal it to you a little bit. This guy sexually assaults five to six kinds of sexual women every day, including two to three older women."
"This article is also the latest content of Wu Dalang's introduction. It seems that this kid is really familiar with the Western rich." Pan Jinlian thought of this and said to Yun Ge with a smile: "The Western rich are so rich, and they need any kind of goods. His demand is so big. If he doesn't have a lot of money, he can't afford to 'consume' so many women!"
Yun Ge said: "Hey? Why did you hear that the trash of lewd is so good that you laugh and laugh and are very happy?"
"I don't always..." Pan Jinlian pointed two green onion-like index fingers on Erbian's face and said to Yun Ge with a smile: "Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile?"
Brother Yun was amused and continued, "I understand, you are looking for Xilianggua to stay with him as a rich man."
"That's right! Which beauty doesn't want to be rich and rich? As long as you introduce it successfully, you will have huge rewards. But you have to save some money before you get along." Speaking of this, Pan Jinlian glanced at the stall owner. Seeing that the stall owner was not paying attention, she immediately pointed to the empty bowl of beef vermicelli and whispered: "We two have to take advantage of the seller's eyes to turn..."
When Pan Jinlian said this, she gave Yun Ge hint to him.
"The gangster met a mum, and I didn't expect that he would want to eat for nothing." Yun Ge thought to himself and said quietly to Pan Jinlian: "This can be promised you, but today's dinner..."
"Please wrap me!" Pan Jinlian said with the same attitude as writing a guarantee letter, drank the last bite of soup in the bowl, then raised the bowl like a beggar, stretched out her tongue like an ant eater, and turned her hands around the bowl and licked the leftover juice in the bowl like a driver who was driving.
Brother Yun waited for a long time, and saw that Pan Jinlian was still licking and eating with a sound, so he came to Pan Jinlian and looked into the bowl. He saw that the bowl was bright and shiny, but Pan Jinlian's red and long pointed tongue still licked with relish, and said, "Hey, this is cleaner than the bowl washed with detergent. Can you still lick it?"
"Who makes this thing so delicious!" Pan Jinlian whispered, sent a message to Brother Yun, and then said, "There are the last two licks left, please wait."
After licking the "two tongues" again, Pan Jinlian put down the bowl, smiled at Brother Yun, and then turned around and looked at the stall owner quietly.
The stall owner was waving his arms to the passing pedestrians exaggeratedly to attract business. Pan Jinlian suddenly felt happy on her face, and hurriedly retracted her head and said to Yun Ge: "The opportunity must not be missed. In order to prevent me from being held by the hotel owner after dinner, I must act immediately. Follow me to evacuate the scene immediately."
After Pan Jinlian said that, he looked at the stall owner with a slight look, lowered his body, used the edge of the table to cover his head, and tiptoed to the side. Seeing this, Yun Ge had to pose exactly the same as Pan Jinlian's eyes, and followed the round "apple" in front of him and sneaked away.
In a blink of an eye, Pan Jinlian and Yun Ge had already run away and ran a long distance away from the beef vermicelli stall. Pan Jinlian had the joy of eating a bowl of high-end food on her face, and she was walking side by side with Yun Ge and talking.
Pan Jinlian said to Yun Ge with a red face: "You are so smart. I didn't expect that you are so young that you are so stupid that you are just a little bit old and have reached the level of an expert."
Brother Yun said disapprovingly: "Did you see it?"
"Have you seen it in your eyes and remember it in your heart?" Pan Jinlian said: "Look at the trick you just now, you don't need to think about it when you brag; it seems that you have been professionally studied and trained."
"I think you have a very talented person in terms of eating and drinking for free, and have great development prospects." Yun Ge smiled and said, "Isn't this? I dare to pretend to be an inspector when I take action for the first time. Not only does the expression have a high degree of simulation, but the movements when I run away are also like a full-time expert."
"The main reason is that you, a veteran, have a good ambition, I just cooperate." Pan Jinlian said modestly, then changed the subject: "When will we meet the rich people in the West?"
Chapter completed!