Chapter 069: Jie Knife and Axe for Chopping Pork Belly
Li Kui stared and said, "I didn't say I won't use it! If Brother Song hadn't asked me repeatedly for my own defense, I would have to chop up the axe long ago!"
Wu Song also glared and said, "Do you think you are just scruples? If you hadn't become a leader and had to fight according to law, you would have to slash your sword long ago!"
Diner A said impatiently: "This is still a verbal battle, cut off what should I do!"
Several diners shouted, "Yes, cut it quickly!"
As everyone shouted, Wu Song and Li Kui, who were desperate for face, had to look like they were ready to cut each other.
Seeing that the situation worsened again, Pan Qiaoyun said to Pan Jinlian in a hurry: "The fire is igniting again, and dinner is about to burn, so you have to use a fire extinguisher to spray it!"
"Listen to me!" Pan Jinlian said to everyone, then turned to Wu Song and Li Kui and said, "The current situation is that you are all ready to abide by the law, but you must not stop doing this battle, right?"
Wu Song and Li Kui were dissatisfied with each other and said in unison: "Yes! You must do this battle!"
"There are many ways to do it, you can choose to have a literary battle!" Pan Jinlian looked at the two and said.
Pan Jinlian's words were right in the face, and Li Kui hurriedly said to Wu Song: "A literary fight is just a literary fight! Do you dare?"
Wu Song took the opportunity to close the sword and said, "Since your desire is very strong, it can satisfy you."
Li Kui argued: "When did I have such a strong wish?"
Wu Song said: "If you don't have a strong wish, will I stop the knife? You won't be a man who doesn't keep his word, so let me go back on my word?"
Li Kui took advantage of the situation and took the axe away, then looked very tough and said, "How could I regret what I said? Say! How can I fight for my literary style?"
Seeing that the two of them had not returned the weapons or were released, Wang Xiaoer thought that Wen Dou was also a fight, so he stepped back and prepared to be a cheerleader if Wu Song wins and flee if he loses.
"Well... there is." Wu Song thought about it and called Wang Xiaoer, "Waiter! Go and get a piece of big meat."
The waiter hurriedly jumped up and said, "Mr. Wu is hungry, what type of person you want?"
Wu Song said: "Even thin and fat raw meat."
"Even the thin and fat people are pork belly? OK!" After the waiter said that, he saw Li Kui looking at him and said sarcastically: "What are you looking at? You only deserve to eat bad meat."
"What? I'm so bad?" Li Kui was about to get angry, but after the waiter said that, he ran off.
Soon, the waiter hurriedly ran up with a large piece of raw pork belly and handed it to Wu Song and said, "Mr. Wu is eating soon. I'm full and full of strength. Only then can I beat the black hair to the ground. Do you want some seasoning?"
"Look at it!" Wu Song took the meat and said, then turned to everyone and said, "Everyone is optimistic, the literary fight begins now."
After saying that, Wu Song threw the pork belly into the air, and at the same time, the sword swung out towards the pork belly in the air, and flew and quickly chopped the pork belly.
Because Wu Song's sword technique was surprisingly fast, the pork belly that flew into the air could not fall to the ground.
The pork was peeled down by Wu Song's flying, and quickly turned into pieces of fat and thin, with even thickness.
Just as the whole piece of meat was cut into pieces and was about to scatter to the ground, it was said that it was a quick time. Wu Song's right sword suddenly flipped like Guo Jingjing diving, and flew to the left hand on the other side. Then, Wu Song grabbed the handle with his left hand and suddenly scattered horizontally towards the bottom of the piece of meat - a row of neatly arranged pieces of meat were arranged on the surface of the knife.
According to relevant information, Wu Song’s flying knife in the air is indeed a matter of cutting meat, but there have always been differences in the academic community whether it is pork belly or trough head meat, leg heart meat or pork head meat.
A burst of thunderous applause and cheers burst out, and Li Kui was the only one who was still holding his neck and raising his head.
Wu Song proudly extended the neatly piece of meat to Li Kui and said, "Are you stunned? Li Kui!"
Li Kui replied motionlessly: "What are you showing off when you cut a slice of meat like an aunt in the cooking?"
Wu Song was immediately angry and said, "What? Am I a cooking aunt?"
Li Kui didn't answer, and walked up to Wu Song's side privately. The axe in his left hand suddenly shone from bottom to top on the back of Wu Song's ring knife. The slices of meat on the ring knife were shaken into the air... Immediately afterwards, Li Kui used the axe in his right hand to scatter the slices of meat scattered into the air to gather the slices of meat, and then like a working sister-in-law who specializes in chopping inferior minced meat in the farming and vegetable market, the two axes were chopped straight to the slices of meat above his head...
But seeing Li Kui "black face facing the sky" and wide-eyed eyes, except for his face as a black man with a furious face and a fierce look as if a man was a fierce man, instead of having long hair and waist-circling, the face of a sister-in-law who was swaying little kids beside him, he looked like a professional in a modern vegetable market.
Of course, the biggest highlight of Li Kui's chopping meat is his speed. It is something that the sisters-in-law can't catch up after practicing for three hundred years. They are as fast as lightning and as fast as a flywheel. The pile of meat slices in the air are chopping down quickly by the axe and are quickly turning into shredded meat, diced meat, and meaty...
Just as everyone except Wu Song was stunned and stopped moving like a computer that crashed, Li Kui's two axes had a pocket of axes - a pile of minced meat without additives, and was piled up on the surface of the axe like a hill.
A burst of thunderous applause and cheers burst out.
Only Wu Song's head was facing the sky, and all the piles on it were not as good as the sky.
Li Kui looked at Wu Song with a strange look, "Are you dazed? Comrade Wu Song!"
Wu Songbuxiao said, "Don't you just chop some minced meat? The work done by the little helper!"
"What? Is this the level of a little helper?" Li Kui's eyes glared again.
Just as the two of them were about to break out for the second time, the female big insect Gu Dasao suddenly rushed from behind Wu Song and punched Wu Song in the back with a sudden punch.
Wu Song, who was only quarreling with Li Kui, suddenly heard the fist wind coming from behind. He was shocked. He was caught off guard and had to jump forward, cursing Li Kui angrily: "You despicable villain, you actually buried the killer and hurt me..."
Wu Song's scolding was not over yet, and the knife in his hand had rushed behind him...
Mrs. Gu shortened her body and let the sword knife go, stopped her fists and stared at Wu Song.
Wu Song turned around and found that the "sneak attacker" was Mrs. Gu. He was shocked and hurriedly stopped the knife and said, "Why are you?"
After saying that, Wu Song pointed at Mrs. Gu angrily and said, "Sister-in-law, I thought... I didn't expect that you, a slutty man with a straight temper, would hide in a dark corner and use a trick, I..."
When Li Kui saw Mrs. Gu "sneak attack" by Wu Song, he thought she was here to help him and said happily: "Sister-in-law Da Cuckold came to fight me? That's great!"
After saying that, Li Kui said unhappily: "It's just... your technique is really a bit sinister, I don't like it very much."
Mrs. Gu suddenly picked up a chair and smashed it at Li Kui. Li Kui didn't dare to avoid it. With a "trumpet" sound, the hardwood chair hit Li Kui.
Chapter completed!