Chapter 007: The reason why the delicious fish soup is left to Dalang
As soon as Pan Jinlian, who was sleepy, took action, she thought that the task of "defending fish soup" had come to an end. As soon as her head drooped down, she had entered the "next episode" dream of getting married with Wu Dalang:
When the veil on Pan Jinlian's head was viciously lifted off by the rich woman; when the bride and groom both saw each other's "true face" clearly; when the two confirmed that everything was not in their dreams through perceptual means such as twisting the flesh on their thighs, Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang's eyes were shot out at the same time. The difference was that what Xiao Pan's eyes, like a billiard ball, was a faint blue light as dark as a sewage river, and the content was sad; while what Xiao Wu's eyes, like a big fish, shot out was a brilliant red light like a morning glow, and the content was also another variety - ecstasy.
The vicious revenge of the rich woman was like buying a plane ticket to the United States, but arrived in Somalia; for Xiao Wu, it was like a homeless man sleeping on the street, and suddenly a girl Lin suddenly got into her armpits. One of them was crying but not crying, and the other was overjoyed. After marriage, Xiao Wu was afraid of falling on his head and flattening his arms; he was afraid of letting the thief run away in his room, and he was afraid of turning into pure water in his mouth. Xiao Wu not only took care of the production, supply, sales and all housework of the bakery, but the mouth that did not meet the national standards was also long and the baby was short. Do you want to tickle and scream continuously? The flattery was even louder than the fireworks and firecrackers that were forbidden during the Chinese New Year.
Because at that time, Xiao Pan advocated the "concept" of marrying a chicken and following the chicken and following the dog, and being the dog was finished, he could only stick to the "concept", although Xiao Pan was full of desire for money; although he was restless in his heart, he had hope for a wealthy man; although he was brave enough to see handsome guys in his eyes, what appeared on his pretty face was full of disappointment.
Pan Jinlian woke up after another episode of the continuous dreams. Pan Jinlian usually did not open her eyes first after waking up, and this time it was the same. Pan Jinlian first opened a hole in the small mouth of the cherry that could hold a cherry, then extended her right hand to the sky, shook it vigorously for a few shaking. After falling off the sleeve near the palm, revealing her white wrist, she reached into the sleeve of her left hand, and groped for a moment, and picked up a peanut.
Pan Jinlian estimated the approximate position of her little mouth and wanted to put peanuts in.
Because I closed my eyes and either eat sesame cakes, I didn’t need to open my mouth. The hand holding peanuts put it several times in a row, but I didn’t put it in the exact position. It was either placed at the corner of my mouth, or at the tip of my nose, on my chin, and almost stuffed into my ear hole.
Pan Jinlian kept "um" several times in confusion before stuffing the peanuts into her mouth. Then, while enjoying the peanuts, Pan Jinlian quickly took out a peanut, like a car waiting in line to refuel, stopped in front of her mouth, and prepared to follow up as soon as she swallowed the peanuts.
Unexpectedly, the kitten that was scared out of the hut was not willing to "fail" and was thief-headed and came back to the house with slightest hands.
After the treacherous kitten entered the house, the Japanese sniffed around like a mine-looking landing. After confirming that the fish bowl was still in its original position, he glanced at the master. Seeing Pan Jinlian chewing "small snacks" with a fragrant "small snack", but did not feed him a half of a piece of dissatisfied jealousy, he suddenly rushed into his little head. He gently slid his feet onto the broken table, and his head reached to the soup bowl with the mermaid lying...
Since Pan Jinlian woke up, the kitten's sneaky movements could not escape her ears. The sound of the kitten's claws falling to the table was extremely slight. The "click" that had to be measured with the help of instruments was already pressed by Pan Jinlian like a hawker arrested by the urban management.
Pan Jinlian's billiard eyes suddenly widened, grabbed the torn pants at her feet and drove them away: "Cough! Cough! Go down! Don't move your head and your mouth are not allowed to stretch!"
Pan Jinlian's few "thunder" did not stop the old thick-skinned kitten from suspending its action plan. The kitten, who was attracted by the "mermaid" in front of him, made a decision to drag the fish out of the house first and then find a hidden place to enjoy it slowly.
When Pan Jinlian saw that the kitten ignored his master's instructions, she was very upset and said, "You little kitten dead kitten thief, you are even more traitor than others. She knew that even if the ragged pants hit her body, she would not lose a cat hair, so she refused to run away. OK! Then the sister will use a move that has a certain lethality."
After thinking about it, Pan Jinlian took off a shoe from her feet, closed her eyes and aimed at the kitten like shooting. After thinking that her head was above the eighth ring, she threw the shoe out with a "cough!"
Seeing that the owner was "acting seriously" this time, the kitten was shocked and did not care about verifying the probability of being hit by a "bullet". He jumped off the table with a sad face, and then squeaked out of the house.
The owner basically uses scare methods to punish pets. Pan Jinlian is no exception. After the shoes were smashed, she felt that even if the shoes hit the cat, they would not cause the cat to be seriously injured and sent to the pet hospital for treatment. Unexpectedly, Pan Jinlian's "shoe" actually had "ten rings", but this was the ten rings for the fish in the bowl.
The broken shoe that was smashed this time was very different from the one in front. The one in front looked like a cross-eye and had no sight. This time, it used a scope to accurately look for Guanyin Bodhisattva. Sun Wukong went to find Guanyin Bodhisattva and flipped over more than a dozen heels in the air. After coming to the top of the fish soup bowl, he lowered his head and kissed the "mermaid".
After the fish soup splashed everywhere, everything returned to peace. Pan Jinlian stared at the table with wide eyes and saw the broken shoe inserted in the fish soup bowl like a spoon.
It was time for Pan Jinlian to appear. She didn't care about her bare feet and hurried to the table and looked at the broken shoes in the bowl and complained: "My mermaid! My fresh fish soup! You smelly cat, you rotten cat, you smelly and rotten broken thief cat!"
Pan Jinlian took out the wet and tossed the shoe from the bowl with heartache and threw it on the ground. Then she stepped on the ground with one foot wearing the shoe, looked at the fish soup bowl with heartache, jumping around the table and circling...
Pan Jinlian had never played games with her friends when she was a child, so she jumped up clumsyly, and her barefoot always fell on the mud, stepping straight on the soles of her feet covered in mud.
Pan Jinlian had to stop and curse the kitten again as she looked at the bottom of her feet and said, "You shameless thief cat, turn my little feet into pig's feet, and turn fresh fish soup into sewage rivers. I want to use your cat's head to cool your cat's tail!"
Then, Pan Jinlian said heartbrokenly, while picking mud, paper scraps and other garbage from the soup bowl: "Milk, paper strips, rags, straws..."
Suddenly, a caterpillar appeared in the fish soup bowl, like a nightclub dancer, constantly shaking his head and twisting his waist.
Chapter completed!