"Uh?" As the conversation deepened, Zhao Ji became "powerful" gradually with anger and weak. He turned his eyes and asked Cai Jing, "Do you mean I am a hundred times happier than them?"

"At least ten thousand times." Cai Jing said.

Zhao Ji said, "Where am I happy? Let me tell me?"

"Old minister, tell the truth." Cai Jing said: "If you don't say anything else, just the food and the beauty are both beautiful, the emperor and the grass people have the difference between the night pearl and the light bulb."

Zhao Ji said: "How can we distinguish the method?"

Cai Jing said: "This delicacy is eaten whatever the emperor wants, and the cost is fully charged; this beauty doesn't need to invest in his personal funds. The harem is 3,000, and anyone who wants to be lucky will be lucky. But those small people..."

"Don't say it's so exaggerated." Zhao Ji cheered up and raised his voice and said to Cai Jing: "Don't my people also eat as much as they want, and can play as they want? Do you think I don't know? In addition to having wives, they can also go to those..."

When Zhao Ji said this, he frowned and looked at Gao Qiu lying in the dragon throne.

Gao Qiu's snoring while sleeping, rumbling like rolling thunder in the sky, and thunder like motorcycles on the ground, seriously affected the conversation between Zhao Ji and Cai Jing.

"Mom, what a slut, I'm treating my dragon throne as my own Simmons, and let him say softly, hey, no..." Zhao Ji pointed at Gao Qiu and said this, and changed his words to Cai Jing and said, "Call him up and answer the question!"

"Yes!" Cai Jing ran to the edge of the dragon throne, pushed Gao Qiu and shouted: "Old Gao, keep the snoring low, don't affect others..."

When Cai Jing said this, he suddenly realized that he was wrong and changed his words quickly: "Hey, Taiwei Gao! Don't affect the neighbor's speech, stop the voice!"

Gao Qiu snored immediately, and his eyes cracked into thin cracks and muttered dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing? Chunmeng asked you to drive away!"

When Cai Jing heard this, he was excited: "Spring dream? What is spring dream?"

"Look at the erotic dance! This is free." Gao Qiu said and closed his eyes.

As soon as Gao Qiu closed his eyes, the huge snoring sounded again like a motorcycle started.

"No, no!" Cai Jing pushed Gao Qiu again and said, "No matter whether it is free or discounted, you can't watch it. The emperor asked you!"

When Gao Qiu heard that the emperor was shouting, he didn't wait for his eyes to open, he immediately shouted "ah" and "rabies are in the attack period", jumped from the dragon throne, flew down and knelt down in front of Zhao Ji.

Cai Jing, who was beside the dragon throne, saw that Gao Qiu used this trick, attracted the emperor's attention, and immediately refused to fall behind and used a move to "burn the rooster and chase the chicken zombie", and rushed to Zhao Ji immediately.

It was not until after kneeling down that Gao Qiu's two evil eyes were covered with feces and opened: "Your Majesty, I deserve to die. I fell asleep on the dragon chaise. This is a crime of beheading and chopping the feet. Fortunately, the old minister did not intentionally, but accidentally lie down in the wrong place...

Zhao Ji waved his hand and said, "Okay! It's not the first time I'm a Lu Libaji, so get up!"

"Thank you, the emperor!" Gao Qiu smiled secretly, pretended to be a few kowtows, and then got up and stood aside.

Cai Jing said to Gao Qiu: "The emperor made a sudden turn after leaving the road, and you are the one who will answer."

"This Jinluan Palace is not a TV station, so why do you have a quick head to answer questions?" Gao Qiu asked Cai Jing and said, "What is the question? Have you kidnapped it?"

"I didn't kidnap out, and the emperor deducted 5 points." Cai Jing said. "The question is whether to be the emperor or be a commoner."

"I can't even get rid of this?" Gao Qiu asked Cai Jing, "I'll ask you, is it delicious to have a dry elephant nose, or is it delicious to have a boiled pork nose?"

"Of course the pig's nose is delicious!" Zhao Ji said: "Does the nose every day be good?"

Gao Qiu understood the meaning of the emperor's question as soon as he heard it, and quickly echoed: "The emperor is right! As a small commoner, there are too many places to be happier than the emperor."

"That's it! My people..." Zhao Ji gestured with his hands, and said rhythmically as if he was talking about a quick-paced one: "Watch zaju, play mahjong, come to the hourly room in the game hall; drive on your own, go to the bathhouse, knock on your back and wash your feet and walk around the street; play Go, play checkers, hunt Cuju and squeeze mud; shadow puppets, guess the lamp fans, drink flower wine to come to KTV. But where is me?"

Speaking of this, Zhao Ji said to Gao Qiu and Cai Jing: "Can I play poker and mahjong with you? Can I go to beat my back and soak my feet and drink flower wine?"

"Of course not! But if you want to pick up girls, wash your feet and drink flower wine, the emperor is so fond of three thousand. He is fat and thin, and his eyebrows are like a slight look. He looks like what he wants, and what he wants. Whether it is the original shop or Erguotou, that is..." Gao Qiu said with a smile and stopped the car.

"You dare to talk to me like this, my dear..." As soon as Zhao Ji said the three words "I dear, my dear" were expressed, his two eyebrows suddenly turned into eight-character eyebrows. The white face also seemed to suddenly hear bad news, and immediately showed a very sad look, telling him: "You don't know my pain! What three thousand pampered me, those concubines are incomparable to the ladies outside!"

The emperor looked depressed, but the ministers could not smile.

Gao Qiu immediately put on the most painful expression in history and said to Zhao Ji in a very sympathetic tone: "This minister can understand that there is indeed a certain gap between the beauties in the palace and the ladies outside."

"That's right! You are looking for a lady, you are shopping for groceries and shopping in the supermarket, and you can get whatever you want. I am a blind man who draws lots and draws sports lottery prizes. He looks like he will be like whatever he turns." Zhao Ji gestured and showed an unbearable look and said, "Oh! Those dead eunuchs carry concubines into the house like wood every day and throw them into the dragon bed like garbage... Don't look at these concubines who look different, they are actually the same."

Gao Qiu and Cai Jingqi said to Zhao Ji: "Where is the same?"

"The expression is the same!" Zhao Ji said.

Gao Qiu and Cai Jing asked in unison: "What are the expressions?"

Zhao Ji shouted: "There are no expressions!"

Gao Qiu and Cai Jing said in unison again, "Isn't this a robot?"

"The expressions of intelligent robots should not be too colorful!" Zhao Ji said, as if he was about to cry: "That is the face of some personnel from the government agencies and units receiving the masses."

"It's so serious! What's the fun!" Gao Qiu pretended to be in a heavy mood and said to Cai Jing: "I really don't know if I don't say it, I'll jump when I say it! I didn't expect that the emperor's life was so sad and helpless. If I say that, those plain-headed people were simply in the midst of blessings!"

"Yes! Don't look at the poor people who are ragged and have a pitiful look, they are actually 100 million times happier than the emperor!" Cai Jing said in agreement, and then turned to Zhao Ji and said, "This is all my fault. I will definitely reflect deeply, find ways to introduce powerful measures."
Chapter completed!