Chapter 082 : Gao Qiu and Cai Jing admonished to death
Gao Qiu hurriedly said: "I think it is an entertainment venue, etc., and it should be the first choice for the emperor to conduct an inspection."
"Top! I want to go together!" Cai Jing shouted and said to Zhao Ji: "I just wanted to make this most reasonable suggestion."
"Is that true?" Seeing the two slandered officials carrying plastic buckets of pure water - "clearly", Zhao Ji felt excited again, but pretended to say, "You must come up with a reason, otherwise I will not go to such a place if I beat me to death. I want to go to the fields, investigate the people raking the ground, digging soil, feeding pigs, and growing grain!"
"Your Majesty, these two are not on the same level." Gao Qiu said: "Raches on the ground and grows grain, which is the ants that can lift Xiaoqiang. It cannot pull any economy. The entertainment industry is the high-speed rail aircraft that drives consumption."
"Your Majesty, the entertainment venue is a one-stop food, drink, and entertainment, and the wine is like rain, and the beauty is like shuttle, that is..." Cai Jing said this, shook his head and his head, and sang "Beer Sweet" in an extremely ugly voice: "Love is so rippling, the heart is so rogue, the song is so melodious, the song is so crazy, everything is so happy, it is so happy, that is so happy..."
Cai Jing's singing was even worse than ghost crying, which caused Zhao Ji and Gao Qiu to hurriedly cover their ears with their hands.
Cai Jing had to stop singing urgently, and then said to Zhao Ji: "That place is so powerful! It can make peonies bloom on the emperor's face."
As he said that, Cai Jing suddenly took a step forward and knelt down, knocked his head on the ground with a "bang", shouting: "I am loyal but I am always concerned about the country of the Song Dynasty!"
Seeing that Cai Jing's kneeling robbery had the upper hand and won the emperor's favor, Gao Qiu immediately responded strongly.
Gao Qiu suddenly took two steps forward and knelt between Cai Jing and Zhao Ji. The sound of his head knocking was far ten decibels higher than that of Cai Jing. Both guys were both kung fu masters, and their heads were so hard that they could be used as hammers and hammers, and they didn't hurt at all.
Then, Gao Qiu looked like a loyal monk, and knocked his head at Zhao Ji with a "bang bang bang bang bang" and said, "If the emperor does not regard entertainment venues as his first choice, I will knock my head like a stick to wash clothes until the sun rises from the east!"
Cai Jing did not dare to offend Gao Qiu, so he had to move a section to the side without helping, and then put on an expression that was no less than Gao Qiu, and repeatedly knocked his head and said, "Your Majesty, you can't be arbitrary, you have to leave a good reputation of following advice, you have to have that one, one, one... The heads of the ministers and others are definitely not drumsticks at the celebration, they will knock out their bags!"
Zhao Ji looked at the two heads that "you lift up and knock it down", and felt happy and said with a grievance: "Oh! Isn't this forcing me?"
Gao Qiu and Cai Jing suddenly raised their heads and stared at Zhao Ji and said in unison: "Your Majesty, do you agree to such a reasonable suggestion?"
After saying that, Gao Qiu said again: "If the emperor does not agree, the loyal minister Gao Qiu will immediately..."
Gao Qiu stopped, looked around, then pointed to the bridge railing on the palace bridge next to him and said, "The loyal minister Gao Qiu immediately hit and died on this bridge railing."
"This traitor actually came up with another trick to surpass me. No, how can I be overtaken by him again and again." Cai Jing said in his heart, pointing at the dragon throne and saying to Zhao Ji: "The old minister is in a more urgent mood, not immediately, but now..."
Chapter completed!