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Chapter 088 : How can I restore Pan Jinlian's eyeballs to work?

Unexpectedly, it was here that Pan Qiaoyun's cooked chicken legs hidden in her sleeve were pushed out because of "turning around" and "jumping feet" and rolling to the ground with a "pop".

When she picked up the chicken legs and was about to stuff them back into her sleeve, she suddenly felt happy: "I have it, the chicken legs are here to help."

Pan Qiaoyun knew that Pan Jinlian was a greedy woman. She could really impress this second-hand man and make her come back to her senses. The only thing that turned her eye was three treasures, that is: one, gold, silver and treasures appeared; two, western watermelons appeared; three, chicken, fish and shrimps came.

After thinking about it, Pan Qiaoyun quickly peeled off the wrapping paper on the cooked chicken legs, pressed it in front of Pan Jinlian's nose, and then started to wander towards Pan Jinlian's nose like an old man stir-frying rice.

Sure enough, after only more than 300 turns, Pan Jinlian's face showed signs of improvement. She first bulged her nose a few times - that was a reaction to smelling the fragrance; then she blinked her eyes twice - she wanted to know what the delicacy came from and whether it could be stuffed into her mouth for free.

"Hey! I didn't expect that the chicken legs could cure the disease!" Pan Jinlian's reaction made Pan Qiaoyun's heart light of hope.

However, Pan Qiaoyun soon became worried again: "What should I do if this guy suddenly bit the chicken leg and refuses to let go?"

Pan Qiaoyun looked around and then said to herself: "This pry stick or steel brazing that could not pry her teeth. If she really wanted to bite her, wouldn't this chicken leg be stolen for her?"

Thinking of this, Pan Qiaoyun took advantage of Pan Jinlian's "leg biting action" not yet implemented and retracted the chicken legs in advance.

Fortunately, Pan Qiaoyun "prepare for the future" and acted in advance. Just as the chicken leg in Pan Qiaoyun's hand was retracted back to her sleeve, Pan Jinlian stared at the chicken leg with two eyes, stretched her head and opened her mouth to "chasing and biting".

"The faster one in front of the chicken legs wins." Pan Jinlian was still one step late. When her mouth reached Pan Qiaoyun's sleeve, the chicken legs were already like a live chicken entering the nest, and it was "slipping" into the sleeve.

Seeing that the chicken legs were "unharmed", Pan Jinlian's eyes had returned to normal operation. Pan Qiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief and said in fear: "It's so dangerous! If the chicken legs had not played a special and attractive function and solved the dementia of this guy, it would be a big problem. Pan Erhuo became a fool, and I would definitely not be able to get rid of it, so I would have no choice but to deny it desperately and escape quickly."

At this time, Pan Jinlian's reactions in all aspects had basically returned to their original state. Therefore, the word "basic" was used because Pan Qiaoyun's extremely exaggerated vilification of Ximen Qing, which was too stimulating to Pan Jinlian and could not be eliminated for a moment.

"What you said just now is true?" Pan Jinlian asked Pan Qiaoyun with Yu Jing.

"Of course it's all true!" Pan Qiaoyun said: "Look, I scared you, if it weren't for the chicken legs..."

Pan Jinlian was a little embarrassed and said quickly: "The Western tycoons are so ugly. I... can my head not be temporarily malfunctioned?"

Pan Qiaoyun said: "It seems that your tolerance for ugly monsters must be strengthened. If you want to see ugly people, you have to pay for them. You have to contact various ugly monsters first, so as not to bear the sudden death of the Western giants suddenly, and there will be two kicks and one rescue attempt, which will be ineffective."

Although Pan Jinlian once believed in Pan Qiaoyun's cowhide, which led to serious loss of composure and almost became a demented woman. But she was a very smart person and was definitely not a fuel-efficient energy-saving lamp. Believing it once did not mean that she would believe it all the way to the seaside and cliffs.

Since the "Chasing and Bite Chicken Legs" incident, Pan Jinlian has been closely monitoring and observing Pan Qiaoyun's words and deeds to judge whether the two-person guys say is moisture. Whether the Western giant he pursues is really ugly, which can interrupt the live broadcast, making people dizzy and never get up again.

As the saying goes, too much will lead to mistakes. Pan Jinlian, who calmed down, found flaws in Pan Qiaoyun's disguised expressions and found falsehoods.

After calm thinking, Pan Jinlian came to the basic conclusion that Pan Qiaoyun was bragging.

Pan Jinlian analyzed in his heart: "If the Western tyrants really can win the championship easily in the international ugly competition, if they really need a face, they can make the president, the king and others faint and paralyze the live broadcast. Yun Ge and the others will not know that Dalang, who is determined to vilify the Western tyrants, will not say it. This matter cannot be spread throughout the world. If that is the case, the Western tyrants will become international celebrities. Relying on the celebrity effect, the Western tyrants can make a fortune anywhere, and there is no need to use inferior means such as fraud or cheating."

Thinking of this, Pan Jinlian suddenly realized and said to herself: "This must be the Trinity boss who is written, directed and acted by this guy!"

After thinking about it, Pan Jinlian said in a angrily heart: "I didn't expect that this guy was so treacherous that I almost became a demented woman. But I still have to use her to match her. Now I can only use her tricks, pretend to believe it as if I saw it with my own eyes, and then strode into Ximen Qing's actual situation."

After the idea was decided, Pan Jinlian pretended to be true and tentatively said to Pan Qiaoyun: "Can Sister Qiao describe in detail how ugly the appearance of the Western local tyrants is?"

"Analysis of the situation where the two guys always stared at me, she didn't believe in my old cow very much. It seemed that she had to increase her bragging efforts like playing suona." Pan Qiaoyun thought about it and said readily to Pan Jinlian: "No problem! Then start with the heads of the rich people in the West in the order from top to bottom."

After saying that, Pan Qiaoyun pointed at Pan Jinlian's eyebrows with her finger and said, "First of all, the rich man in the West is like a cobra, only wearing glasses and not having eyebrows!"

"Hey! Cobra really only wears glasses and does not have eyebrows." Pan Jinlian said.

Pan Qiaoyun turned his fingers and pointed to his temples and chin respectively and said, "One of his ears grew here, and the other was born here."

Pan Jinlian pretended to be surprised and said, "Wow! Is this still a human?"

"Overall, it's still a bit like a human," said Pan Qiaoyun: "Otherwise, the circus would have been put into a cage and the city and community would have toured."

Pan Jinlian nodded and said, "That's true."

"Secondly," Pan Qiaoyun continued: "His mouth is also very distinctive, just like Sun Wukong's hometown Water Curtain Cave."

Pan Jinlian asked, "Can't he close his big mouth?"

Pan Qiaoyun said: "Not bad! His big mouth is like a tiger who always thinks of biting people. He is so big that he opens all day long, and he still has black water and gurgling sewage all year round."

"Wow! It's so stingy!" Pan Jinlian said disgustingly, and asked again: "Oh, the water curtain cave of the Western Tuhao has been discharged with black sewage for many years, which has a great impact on the environment. Did he realize it?"

Pan Qiaoyun said: "The Western local tyrants are quite strong in environmental protection."

"Oh! Why is it a very powerful method?"
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