Chapter 093: Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang talk about cross talk
Well said! Give me a thumbs up!" Pan Jinlian gave Wu Dalang a thumbs up, and then said, "Dalang, is it okay for us to have a crosstalk?"
Wu Dalang said happily: "Okay! You are funny, I will support you!"
So, Pan Jinlian set out to perform crosstalk, and Wu Dalang immediately stood beside Pan Jinlian.
Because the two of them happened to stand facing the gate and faced the broken dustpan next to the door, and the little cat who couldn't catch mice but had a set of fish, and just frowned in the broken dustpan with a frown, this made Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang have "spectators friends".
According to convention, the audience must be saluted before the crosstalk performance. Now that there is an "audience", Pan Jinlian put a beautiful but also a bit smearful baking pot on the kitten in the dustpan. Wu Dalang hugged his fist and approached the little cat's nose for about ten points to indicate that the crosstalk performance was about to begin.
Besides, the little cat, because its owner has become less and less stingy recently, it is even more resentful that the dirty cakes that fell on the ground were snatched back urgently, so it is dissatisfied with the behavior of the two owners. Seeing that the two owners were facing him in such a strange and unreasonable manner, the male owner even almost arched his fist to his nose, and he felt even more unhappy. Although it didn't look like he was trying to attack him, the little cat was not interested in playing with his owner at this time. So the little cat rolled his eyelids at the two owners, then got up lazily and went out, looking for his "boyfriend" to have a tryst.
The kitten's departure made Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang lose the only "audience". However, facing an empty dustpan did not seem to affect Pan Jinlian's mood of crosstalk.
A Lian smiled on her face, and Dalang naturally didn't cry on her face.
If Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang talked about the opposite crosstalk, they cooperated with each other. Pan Jinlian said, "A Lian, Dalang's opposite crosstalk..."
Wu Dalang then continued: "Start now!"
So, Pan Jinlian took a step forward, faced the broken dustpan, pointed her hand at her face and said, "A Lian, I look loved by everyone."
Wu Dalang followed and took a step forward, and performed at the broken dustpan: "That can add luster to my Wu family."
Pan Jinlian performed: "A Lian, my words are colorful and my witty words are like pearls."
Wu Dalang pointed to the dilapidated house and said, "What can I do to make my Wu family's broken house and Pengshi live in the past."
"It's the brilliance that shines!" Pan Jinlian helped Wu Dalang add, and then twisted his waist several times to the broken dustpan and said, "A Lian, I can sing and dance."
Wu Dalang said: "That can glorify the ancestors of my Wu family."
Pan Jinlian said: "A Lian, my clothes are a bit explicit."
"That will make my Wu family... my Wu family..." Speaking of this, Wu Dalang seemed to forget his lines and was speechless.
Pan Jinlian asked Wu Dalang, "What? Is there no words?"
Wu Dalang hesitated and said, "Sure, there is, it is..."
Pan Jinlian said: "What is it? Say it!"
"Can I let my Wu family... let my Wu family..." Wu Dalang looked at Pan Jinlian with a little timidity, then suddenly turned to the broken dustpan and said, "I can't lift my head."
Pan Jinlian was stunned and pretended to be angry and waved her pink fist to Wu Dalang and said, "Okay, you damn short, come this again!"
Wu Dalang quickly smiled and changed his words: "Hey, I'm wrong, it should be... it should be so that my men, women, young and old in the Wu family held their heads and chests up!"
Pan Jinlian said: "This is almost the same."
In Tokyo, Pan Jinlian, who was wearing a small package and was covered with red lips and white face and green eyelids, had an excitement of affair in her eyes, and the excitement of "to make money" appeared on her face. She turned around and twisted under the small stone bridge where she met Yun Ge and Pan Qiaoyun.
Pan Jinlian leaned her head and stretched her neck to the top of the small stone bridge, and then rushed to the highest point of the small stone bridge. Looking around, she could not see anyone who looked like Yun Ge and Pan Qiaoyun sitting there.
Pan Jinlian quickly reached out and put on a cool robe, tiptoed and raised her feet, and looked around.
However, Pan Jinlian looked over and visited the place several times. Even a lithium fish in the river under the bridge jumped up and down so that her face was recognized, but she still couldn't find the shadows of Yun Ge and Pan Qiaoyun.
Pan Jinlian's face gradually became gloomy like the sky when the sun sets; her face, which was so excited that it was steaming, gradually cooled down like a stuffed into the refrigerator. A trace of anxiety slowly moved up the tip of her heart like a snail.
Pan Jinlian looked up at the sky, and the sun had climbed to the cover of the sky in the middle of her head.
"It's noon, why didn't anyone show up?" Pan Jinlian thought about sitting down on the bridge railing, then reached out to stroke the head of the stone lion near the top of the stone railing, and complained as if facing Yun Ge: "Little Yun Ge, are you not doing anything bad or are you born a liar? In fact, I think you are fooling me. Little Yun Ge, you shouldn't have made a promise if you don't know the rich man in the West! If you come and explain it clearly to me, I won't blame you, and I will say thank you to you!"
Pan Jinlian turned around and looked around again, then continued to stroke Shi Shizi's head and continued to say to "Brother Yun": "Because if it weren't for you, I might have turned Jiang Menshen into a bun stuffing."
Speaking of this, Pan Jinlian stretched out her index finger and gently pointed the stone lion's nose and said, "Little Brother Yun, it was you who taught me how to cheat me for free and drink, and dig out my potential for free and drink like digging sweet potatoes, so that I can learn not to eat Dalang brand sesame cakes, and still have the ability to eat and eat better. Little Brother Yun, if one day I become a rich woman, I will definitely make you my first little white-faced."
Speaking of this, Pan Jinlian's face turned red.
Suddenly, Pan Jinlian's face suddenly sank, "As for the Pan Qiaoyun who was faintly ignorant..."
Pan Jinlian suddenly turned around, pointed at the head of the stone lion on the railing on the other side, and said softly in annoyedly: "You will be fined by the urban management for throwing the trash can. You dare to deceive me. I sincerely wish you to meet Jiang Menshen when shopping and encounter a black whirlwind when walking..."
When Pan Jinlian said this, she suddenly felt that she was wrong and changed her words quickly: "Hey, Black Tornado is so generous. Wouldn't she let her have a big meal again? It's necessary to... By the way, she meets Black Wind's two evil spirits Mei Chaofeng!"
Chapter completed!