One hundred and four, make clever tricks, the housekeeper shows his skills
One Hundred and Four, use clever tricks, butler shows off his skills
After playing for a long time, the young woman said, "Let's cook first, and then play after dinner."
The butler hugged her tightly and kissed her... and said, "I want to die after playing for a while!"
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After lunch, the housekeeper said, "I'm leaving, you take good care of yourself. Don't forget to add clothes when the weather is cold..."
The young woman said, "When will you come again?"
The housekeeper said, "Look, I will come if I can come tonight. If I can't come, I will come in a few days. If Deng Da and the others come, ask me about my whereabouts and you will say you didn't see it. Remember, don't tell them the truth!"
After the housekeeper said that, he left. Xishan Temple could not go back. His identity was exposed. He was just a trap. He was really desperate. He flew aimlessly in the sky. He was simply a loser! He wanted to find a place to sleep, so he remembered the cave on the cliff behind Mujiazhuang. He went there to sleep, so he flew to the back mountain of Mujiazhuang. After only more than a month away, the cave was covered with dust.
He began to clean up the dust and the withered leaves floating in with the wind. On the afternoon of autumn, the weather was still very hot, and the raging autumn tiger soaked in with mountain air, but it could only come in a little bit and was immediately driven away by the cold air in the cave. He found a corner and lay down, and fell asleep in a short while.
When he woke up, the sun was about to set. The first thing he did when he woke up was to find a way to fill his stomach first. So he was going to the Yinku to try his luck. When he arrived at the Yinku, the food was ready. They were made by separate meals, and each dish was served by one person. He was so hungry that he took a portion of the dish, and found a corner of the rice and ate it. He then turned back a little from each bowl, but one serving per person, and the gods didn't know it. It was perfect. He had eaten and drank enough before leaving. He was about to walk out the door, but suddenly he had a lot of fun and had a lot of heart with the chef who was about to enter. The chef saw that it was the housekeeper and said, "Why are you here today?"
It turned out that they had a good relationship before. Although the housekeeper is now in a down-and-out position and is in a stubborn field where he wants to steal food here, the cook is in tears without feeling sad. The cook said:
"In the future, I will leave you an extra meal. Every time you start a meal, you can just come and eat it openly."
The housekeeper said, "Thank you. Although I am a little down now, I have a support from a master behind me. Although it takes two or three years for the master to go to Kunlun Mountain to preach. But for those who practice martial arts, two or three years is not as long as we do for two or three days! I will remember your good deeds. After the master comes back, I will ask him to help you get a job and enjoy it for life."
The housekeeper was talking nonsense like this. But the cook believed it. He thought that there must be some masters behind him. Otherwise, where is the money from the banknote? So he would leave him a portion of the meal every time. In this way, the housekeeper's life was leisurely and contented. He accidentally wanted to live in the young woman's house for a few days and lived like a god.
But the good situation was not long, and this situation was discovered by Deng Da. It turned out that it was discovered by the chef's apprentice. According to common sense, a few people eat, only a few dishes and a few meals. The chef cooks a lot of dishes and a lot of rice. The chef's apprentice is a very scheming person. When he first started learning to cook, he didn't know anything and could not do anything. He could only hold his tail. After a few years, "the wife of twenty years has become a mother-in-law." So he was ready to move, thinking: "The mountain of master is under pressure, and there is only the chance of making a comeback in the year of the monkey and horses in the month of the horse? Now with this opportunity, how can I not move?"
So he quietly reported to Deng Da.
Deng Da was upset during the past few days: "The first thing is that the housekeeper only had a meeting every time. The next day it seemed to evaporate. The second thing is that due to the lack of manpower, the original old staff continued to use it, and he was afraid that there would be any trouble, and he would immediately turn the water."
When Deng Dayi heard this rumor report, he was exactly what Deng Dayi thought. So he wanted to hold a meeting of all employees and make a decision to punish the chef in order to achieve the effect of killing one person and warning him.
That day, Deng Da held a meeting of all employees and announced the chef's crime. Deng Da said: "As an employee of this warehouse, he did not want to serve the warehouse, but instead kept an extra meal for each meal. He was unfair to have an unfaithful intention, so he made the following decision on the chef:
(1), dismiss the qualification of the chef bank treasury employee.
(2) The chef's salary is settled on the spot.
(III), the chef's unfaithful intention was found. After research, the chef's salary was deducted by this warehouse.
The decision.”
Then, Deng Da announced:
"For the reporter, the chef's apprentice, this warehouse decided to let him take the position of chef. Because of his meritorious report, he would be given a special salary of 10% to encourage him."
Deng Dayi announced that everyone was in an uproar. The chef naturally went home to find a way out. The news quickly reached the butler's ears, so the butler wanted to do something and avenge the chef.
That day, Deng Er came to Deng Da and said, "The fight between Chenjiawan Village and Huangshiwan Village has ended. Tong Sanling and Du Wupo found the temple and wanted to talk about the past."
Deng was very happy. Now the people in the banknote gradually began to be convinced. The apprentice of the cooking chef was a distinctive example. So he gave Deng Er2 taels of silver and asked him to go to the small town at the foot of the mountain to buy some vegetables. He ran quickly into the temple.
When the housekeeper saw the opportunity, he was overjoyed. He also flew to the small town at the foot of the mountain. When he arrived at the town, he bought two packs of sweat medicine, some aphrodisiacs and aphrodisiacs. Then he returned to the silver warehouse.
The chef's disciple was cooking, and the housekeeper turned into a fly, wandering around. He flew to Huang Shisheng's residence. Because Deng Da was not here, Huang Shisheng was extremely careful and wandering around outside. Wang Molan was lying on the bed because she had been in poor health. Her white body reflected the concave and convex beauty through her pink and white satin shirt, which he could hardly hold back. So he turned into Huang Shisheng. He poured her a cup of cold boiled water and put it in aphrodisiac, and brought it to her for drinking. He said, "How is your body today? Are you better?"
Wang Molan said: "It seems to be getting tough these days..."
After a while, Wang Molan felt like she was crazy, hugging him and kissing him.
The housekeeper was overjoyed. Isn’t this what he thought about day and night? He pushed her down on the bed...
After a long time, the housekeeper came down and kissed Wang Molan and said, "Baby, let's have fun tonight."
The butler said goodbye to Wang Molan and walked to the kitchen where the cooking was cooked. The chef's apprentice had already been prepared. The butler turned into a warehouse manager and said, "They asked me to come down and see if the food is ready. Since it is ready, I will eat here and bring the food with me."
The butler said as he took out a bamboo tube of wine, poured it on the bowl and put aphrodisiac in, and kept saying, "Good wine, good wine!" As he said, he said to the chef's disciple, "Take a sip, it tastes good."
It turned out that the chef's disciple loved wine as his life. He asked him to drink a sip and he drank all the wine. The housekeeper said, "When Huang Shisheng was not going home for lunch, he asked you to bring some food to his wife."
After the housekeeper had dinner, he delivered the food from the warehouse managers. When he arrived at the warehouse, he poured wine for the warehouse manager. He asked Huang Shisheng: "You are here too?"
Huang Shisheng said, "I'll go home to eat," and ran to the house.
Chapter completed!