Chapter 052: Wang Xiaoer wants to chop Li Kui's head into a watermelon
The shout of stopping Li Kui's axe was a bit wonderful, a bit beautiful, and seemed to have a little musical feeling. Yes, the voice came from Pan Jinlian's mouth, with only six words in the content: "Brother Song Jiang is here!"
In this world, there are probably only two people who can completely suppress the murderous demon Li Kui, and the most absolute one is the former mountain village leader of Liangshan, who rained in time. Song Gongming - Pan Jinlian has long heard of Li Kui's only order to follow Song Jiang.
"Timely Rain" means that the time of occurrence is the most... urgently needed.
The appearance of "Timely Rain Song Jiang" this time is the most... when it is urgently needed. Brother Song arrived in time, and Li Kui had to stop immediately.
Li Kui paused suddenly with his body, and urgently paused his axe. Then he stared at the strange eyes, grinned at the strange mouth, turned his head to look for "Brother Song": "Brother Song is here? Where is?"
Seeing this, Mrs. Gu was relieved and breathed heavily, and collapsed into the chair like a fat man with bones removed.
Seeing that Li Kui kept looking back at Song Jiang, Pan Jinlian immediately said, "Brother Li, have you forgotten all Brother Song's instructions?"
Only then did Li Kui realize that this "Brother Song" did not come in from outside the door, but rushed out of Pan Jinlian's mouth.
"Oh, right!" Li Kui woke up and said to Pan Jinlian gratefully: "Luckily, you remind me, otherwise..."
Speaking of this, Li Kui covered his face with great shame and said, "Or what else do I have to see Brother Song!"
After saying that, Li Kui hurriedly took back his axe, suddenly raised his head, and said to the waiter in a strange tone full of sincerity: "I...I didn't mean it, I'm sorry!"
Besides, he had closed his eyes in advance, just like a subordinate who was reporting to his leader, the waiter who was only waiting to meet the King of Hell, suddenly heard from the conversation between Li Kui and others that his head did not seem to be different from his body, and he never heard the "bang" sound of an axe falling on his head, and the "bang" sound of his head falling on the ground. He decided to open his eyes and confirm whether the guess was true, whether he could still see the candle in the lobby, and Li Kui's terrifying black and weird face, etc.
When Wang Xiaoer opened his eyes in confusion and found that there were indeed lights and candles in front of him, shaking figures, and air seemed to be circulating in his nostrils. Especially his eyes, he could not find the body that "breaked up" with his head on the ground, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed...
However, the waiter clearly saw the axe slashing at his neck, and he didn't know how to dodge, so he was still alive? Isn't this an Arab story?
Wang Xiaoer was completely confused. In order to confirm what the situation was, Xiaoer pointed to his head and asked Pan Jinlian: "I... am I still on top?"
Seeing that the crisis had passed, Pan Jinlian felt happy. She deliberately smiled and said, "I can't figure out whether it's on it or not."
Seeing that he was dead or alive, the waiter couldn't help but rush and said, "I don't even see when this is. Do I seem to be joking with you?"
Pan Jinlian seemed to want to play with the waiter to the end: "If you sing a mountain song with your mouth and let your ears listen, then you will know everything?"
"Oh? A good idea!" The waiter was happy and immediately sang "Shaolin Shaolin" on the spot: "Shaolin Shaolin, how many heroes and heroes come to admire you, Shaolin Shaolin..."
The indifferent song of his ear hole was clearly penetrated into his ears, which made the waiter scream in ecstasy: "Haha! I heard the song I sing! It was very pleasant and very beautiful, haha! My head didn't leave me..."
Speaking of this, the waiter suddenly woke up. He pointed at Pan Jinlian and said, "By the way, it was your saying that Brother Song saved my life."
Li Kui regretted his recklessness. After recruiting him, he made many promises to Song Jiang, the most important of which was to kill someone for no reason.
Li Kui was very afraid that "Brother Song" would know about the axe chopping of the waiter, but he was stupid by nature and didn't know how to make the waiter forgive him. In helplessness, he shirked the responsibility of the waiter: "Waiter, I didn't know how I was confused just now. I mistakenly regarded your mind as a watermelon, and I definitely didn't intend to kill you."
Li Kui's words made the waiter immediately remembered the horrific experience just now, and his smile instantly returned to a mourning face: "You are so fierce, it is obviously intentional. The shape of your brain and watermelon is completely different, and even the blind man can tell the difference."
"Now, I must ask the waiter to get up and arrange the meal." Yun Ge thought about it and persuaded him to say to the waiter: "It's thankful that I haven't cut it to death! Get up!"
Pan Jinlian also inserted in time and pointed at Li Kui and asked the waiter: "Then do you think this is Mr. Li Kui?"
"Yes! It's Master Li Kui." After the waiter said with a bow, he knelt down in front of Li Kui and said, "You are Master Li, the true Grandpa Li Kui!"
After saying that, the waiter knelt down and said to Pan Jinlian: "Thank you for helping me. If you hadn't called out Brother Song in time, I would have long since heard the song "Shaolin Shaolin"!"
Then the waiter sat on the ground and wiped his tears.
"Praise one!" Brother Yun quietly gave Pan Jinlian a thumbs up, and then turned to the waiter and said, "Then why don't you get up and arrange wine and food for Mr. Li?"
After saying that, Brother Yun sat down at the table and said to Pan Jinlian: "We will have two cups with Mr. Li."
Pan Jinlian asked Li Kui, "Is Brother Li good? I will never let Brother Song know about this."
"Okay! Sit down!" Li Kui said happily, then clasped his fists to Pan Jinlian: "I thank you too. Fortunately, you said Brother Song, otherwise I..."
"I should do this." Pan Jinlian said good fortune to Li Kui again, and then said to the waiter: "Why are you still crying? Why don't you hurry up and accompany Mr. Li, then do what you should do?"
The waiter got up and said to Li Kui: "Master Li, I was so disrespectful to Master Li just now. I even called you a slut. Will Master Li hold a grudge and take revenge?"
Li Kui pretended to say, "What is a slut?"
"The slut is... that's..." The waiter pretended to be a timid and poor man, saying, "It's the slut who shrinks his head and feet, and his sleeves are slutty."
"I'm a poor man!" Li Kui said: "I'm a black whirlwind with my left hand and my right hand. My sleeves have always been a poor man. I used to be, now, and in the future I'll be a poor man!"
Chapter completed!