When talking about this, the "sweet dates" on Wu Dalang's face were suddenly replaced by "bite melon". The reason for the replacement was that Wu Dalang suddenly felt that this method would not work: "Hey, no! This is so dark, what if you meet neither A Lian nor Aunt Wang, but another girl? What is the difference between touching someone's face and teasing a woman? Besides, even if you touch the 'stainless steel rice basin face', it may not be A Lian. Which beauty does not wear paint on her face or painted with wall powder?"

Suddenly, a new content was added to Wu Dalang's bitter melon face - fear.

Wu Dalang said: "What's more serious is that there are so many wild animals in this area. What if I touch a hairy face, sharp teeth, and blue eyes, it will not be a delicacy for wild animals?"

When he said this, Wu Dalang's scared face turned into a mournful face, and he said to himself: "It is too difficult to rescue. This report cannot be approved. It seems that he can only wait at home for this option!"

There was no other choice. Wu Dalang took the bench and put it near the door, then climbed up the stool, tiptoed, stretched his neck, looked out the dark night with his eyes full of expectations, and shouted softly, "A Lian, A Lian, do you know I am thinking of you? I know that my eyes are full of the hopes of a woman who is waiting for her, and what kind of love is burning in my heart like a lighter?"

"Oh! Why can't you see anything?" Wu Dalang said this and suddenly thought worriedly: "Will A Lian go away forever?"

Thinking of this, Wu Dalang couldn't help but get anxious.

Wu Dalang took out the dough that had been pinched into a human shape from his sleeve and said as if facing Pan Jinlian: "A Lian, A Lian, you can only find the melon, but you must not disappear from now on like a cheating girl! You must not learn from Lei Feng's example and learn to cheat money! A Lian, our love is dead, and love cannot be measured by money; it is a bottomless love like this dark one. A Lian! Although you didn't ask for my bride price when you got married, you still ate my pancakes and porridge for several years. You need to count the data, it is not a very small number."

Wu Dalang suddenly felt that he was too much. He slapped his mouth on his face, then pointed at his face and said fiercely: "How can you say that A Lian? You and A Lian are not an official and a mistress, and the relationship between a wealthy man and a mistress. Your marriage is cement and stones in the concrete. Even if they were smashed into construction waste by the demolition company, they were also connected together. What is the point of giving some sesame cake and porridge? A Lian's appearance is so standard and his talent is so high. He can't even find a car or headlights when driving."

So Wu Dalang said to himself sternly: "You go down for me! I will enlighten you well!"

Wu Dalang stepped down from the stool, but unexpectedly, because he was short and his hands and feet a little busy, he fell to the ground.

Wu Dalang crawled in a mess while whispering the pain. After a few sounds, Wu Dalang suddenly raised his head and said "bravely": "For A Lian, what's the point of eating mud with one mouth?"

Wu Dalang climbed up and stood up, and then said firmly: "If one mouth can replace a rose, I am willing to throw nine hundred and ninety-nine mouths into a mud for A Lian!"

After Wu Dalang said that, he picked up the bowl containing water on the table and drank it all, and then habitually turned the bowl upright, so that the remaining water in the bowl continued to drip...

Then Wu Dalang put the bowl on the table, sat on the stool, and then said to himself in a serious tone of criticism: "Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang! A sesame cake is only half a cent, including 20% ​​of the profit, as well as taxes, management fees, this fee, that fee, etc. However, A Lian, who is so beautiful in a vegetable greenhouse, put down her figure and taught you to recognize words step by step, teach you to sing with your mouth, and give you gentleness whatever you touch, improves your taste, and creates opportunities for you to show off. This can give you an example."

As he said that, Wu Dalang raised an example and said to himself: "Ask, a guy pretended to be a cultural person. He held the book, shook his head and shaking his head and read it on the street, which actually attracted a lot of envious gazes. Dalang put your pancake on your shoulder, pointed his fingers, and said with a smile: "Comrade, you have taken down your book!" Wow! Countless shocked gazes suddenly moved to your face. That feeling was great!"

Wu Dalang said this intoxicatedly, and then said to the face man in his hand: "A Lian, you gave me such a chance to show your face!"

Then, Wu Dalang picked up the "half-pull" sole from the needle and thread basket and said to himself: "It is particularly worth mentioning that A Lian's 'white and poor beauty' also helped you with the short and poor sole. Although it has only taken more than a dozen needles in three years; although it has been waiting for this shoe, it has been waiting for the yellow-haired girl to turn white-haired old lady; although it has been waiting for another ten thousand years, the sole will not be completed. But whenever I see this A Lian's 'bad-tailed shoe', a warm current will surge in my heart."

"However, what I will never forget forever is..." Wu Dalang suddenly looked at the human-shaped dough in his hand with gratitude and said, "You firmly ask me to eat up all the fish soup I left for you. Although the fish soup tasted a little wrong, I ran to the bathroom shortly after I drank it, but I could only blame the fake and shoddy goods for cheating people!"

Speaking of this, Wu Dalang turned to himself and said, "A Lian is so good to you, what reason do you have to be petty? When those local tyrants play beautiful girls and evil gentlemen play kiln sisters, the gold and silver jewelry and fur fashions they bought for them are worth thousands of sesame cakes."

"It's time to see if A Lian has arrived outside the door." After Wu Dalang said that, he put the human dough on the table, ran to the door, reached out to the dark gurgle outside the door, grabbed it randomly, and his expression became sad again.

After several consecutive catches, Wu Dalang couldn't help but shout to the outside of Ye: "A Lian, A Lian, where are you? Where are you? If you have climbed onto the bed of the lewd watermelon, as long as you get off in time and go home early, it's better for me. I'm afraid you will encounter criminals who have sex and wealth! Although you can't squeeze out any oil on your body, your face is charming and your eyes are seductive. I'm afraid that after you are sex, you will be poured into a human meat bun shop and transferred to the high-end Yihongyuan!"

The more Wu Dalang said, the more he felt that the situation was a bit serious. After thinking about it, he felt that he had to ask the Bodhisattva for blessing to make Pan Jinlian safely home.
Chapter completed!