Chapter 070 : Who is the fierce female worm helping?
Mrs. Gu stared at Wu Song and Li Kui fiercely, and then said, "Get on! Why don't you fight?"
"So that's it!" Wu Song suddenly realized that Mrs. Gu's fist just now was not cooperating with Li Kui to launch a sneak attack, but came to persuade the two of them to fight. So he quickly bowed and said, "Wu Song has seen Mrs. Da Cuckold."
Li Kui also got it clear and lowered his naive head embarrassedly and said, "Sister-in-law, I... I was wrong."
Mrs. Gu turned to Wu Song and shouted: "Where are you?"
Wu Song hugged his fist and said with a red face: "I...I shouldn't..."
"You two are killed!" Mrs. Gu said to the two guys without mercy: "Is your brother making a fool of himself in a fight here? Are you a good person?"
Li Kui and Wu Song lowered their heads and whispered, "No...unreasonable."
After saying that, Wu Song defended again: "But Da Cuckold Sister, Hei Jue is eating free food here. As the supervisor of this area, can I watch him eat the King's meal without asking?"
The waiter hurriedly came up to Mrs. Gu and said, "Wu... Master Wu is eliminating the harm for the people..."
Mrs. Gu glared at the waiter and shouted: "Get out!"
Mrs. Gu's fierce and terrifying face scared the waiter as if a tiger suddenly rushed out while walking at night. She almost got scared to pee and rolled and crawled away.
Li Kui hurriedly explained to Mrs. Gu, "I won't give it to you if I just have a meal of wine..."
Wu Song said to Mrs. Gu: "Hei Si is playing Liangshan's card to blackmail him. He just cut people here..."
"You're talking nonsense!" Li Kui shouted, poured the meat on the axe on the table, and then threw the two axes at his own package at random. Strangely, the two axes seemed to have eyes. After falling on the package without bias, they fell on the package without any weight, and then they were like young couples, lying in unison, heads and heads, and feet touching their feet.
Then, Li Kui approached Mrs. Gu and said, "Sister-in-law, after being recruited, I have always implemented the instructions of Brother Song not to beat and scold others, and not to take things in vain. I have never missed the wine account."
"Hmph! I'm afraid that your minimum living allowance will be spent long ago?" Wu Song said to Li Kui: "Do you have money to pay back the bill?"
Li Kui said: "I'll kill a few wild boars and chop a leopard, so I can have nothing to pay for?"
"Do you still have a part-time job?" said Mrs. Gu.
Li Kui said: "Hunting has always been my hobby?"
Mrs. Gu said to Wu Song: "You won't know about Kui Di's reputation as a trusted customer in Cross Po Hotel and a trusted consumer in Kuaihuolin Hotel, right?"
Before Wu Song could answer, Li Kui said, "That's it! I originally wanted to come here again to get a trusted drinker, but before I could drink the wine, Wu Song came to me for something."
"This area is my jurisdiction!" Wu Song said to Li Kui and said to Mrs. Gu, "You didn't see Mrs. Da Cuckold, he just..."
"Who said I didn't see it? I sat there and saw it all the time." Mrs. Gu pointed to the table where she was eating and said to Wu Song, and then said with a smile: "Brother Wu, although Brother Kui is a bit arrogant, he is a straight man. You can't turn your elbows out."
Seeing that Mrs. Gu brought hope to dinner, Brother Yun immediately helped Li Kui throw stones at Wu Song: "Master Wu, you should get off work at five o'clock, right?"
Wu Song said without looking back: "That's right, the schedule for civil servants is nine in the morning to five in the morning."
Brother Yun continued, "Then are you working overtime now or..."
"Uh?" Wu Song was stunned, his head suddenly turned away, and the fierce light in his eyes shot straight into Yun Ge's face: "What are you..."
Brother Yun was so scared that he quickly changed his words: "Little... I just ask, understand..."
"Oh, it's so fierce! No one can speak!" Pan Qiaoyun said to Wu Song sarcastically, and then turned to Mrs. Gu, "What sister-in-law, Mr. Wu is too fierce. Don't pay attention to maintaining the image of a constable..."
Mrs. Gu slammed the table and shouted at Pan Qiaoyun and Yun Ge: "This is not your part! Get out of here!"
Mrs. Gu's roar was like the rolling thunder in the sky, which shocked many diners to shivering like they were when they started the motorcycle. Pan Qiaoyun and Yun Ge were so scared that they almost rolled to the ground and turned away.
However, Yun Ge's words had already "attracted neighbors" to Li Kui, allowing Li Kui to find the attack point.
"Yes, you are here at this time, are you working overtime or making extra money in the underworld?" Li Kui immediately said to Wu Song with all his strength.
"What is the reason for making extra money? You have to be a leader and make contributions." Wu Song said to Li Kui.
"I just said this is your territory. I think you are here to collect protection fees!" Li Kui said to Mrs. Gu again: "Sister-in-law, Wu Song became bad after recruiting the amnesty. He also hooked up with Gao Qiu..."
"What?" Mrs. Gu immediately glared at Wu Song in anger and shouted: "You... you actually colluded with Gao Zhe?"
"You're talking nonsense!" Wu Song glared at Li Kui, and then said to Mrs. Gu anxiously: "The heroes of Liangshan and Gao Lun are in a state of equality! They just chop me into minced meat..."
Mrs. Gu said sternly to Li Kui: "How do you know that Wu Song colluded with a high lewd fellow?"
Li Kui said with little confidence: "He...he is about to be promoted, but he still... can he not get a grudge against Gao Lun."
When Mrs. Gu heard this, she knew that Li Kui was purely fictional and criticized: "You are guessing out of thin air. Even if you live in a room with Gao Qingqi on a business trip, you won't hook up with him."
Wu Song shouted with hatred: "I want to live in the same room with Gao Qinglu, so he will never be able to start again after he crashes!"
Speaking of this, some spectators may not understand. Wu Song and Li Kui are so fierce, why are they so respectful when they see the big worm?
Although Mrs. Gu has a big female insect - commonly known as "female tiger", in terms of real kung fu, not to mention the female tiger, there is probably a certain difference between the female wild boar. However, Wu Song and Li Kui, both of whom have killed tigers with their own hands; there is a reason why these two barbarians who are above Mrs. Gu, are so respectful to the female insects.
In fact, it is more appropriate to change the nickname of the female big bug to "Female Big Bull".
Because Mrs. Gu’s harsh temper is more like a cow, not a tiger. A tiger is a “non-gentleman” who “does not move his hands” and his style is his pounce.
However, Mrs. Gu's temperament is as straight as a bamboo tube and as explosive barrel. However, although her mouth is as fierce as a knife, her fists are as hard as a hammer, her heart is as soft as a cooked rice dumpling. She is really kind to the brothers on Liangshan. So, let alone Wu Song and Li Kui, even the green-faced beast Yang Zhi, the flower monk Lu Zhishen, and the three-lang Shi Xiu were respectful to her.
Besides, after hearing Wu Song's words, Mrs. Gu knew that Wu Song would never collude with Gao Qiu, so she asked a few topics about it.
Chapter completed!