Chapter 2 Girl, are you a superman?
Li Gang had not opened his eyes yet, but he had woken up. He felt very weak, so weak that even if Teacher Cang was naked in front of him, his little brother would not raise him.
"I'll go, what did that bad doctor kill me? Is it a new poison, and I used it as an experimental subject? The world is so conscience, I just don't have enough money, so there is no need to be so cruel. Human experiments are illegal! Maybe it's illegal... Well, it doesn't work whether it is illegal or not. I haven't contributed to the great cause of human reproduction yet, how can I die like this? My excellent genes cannot be inherited, which is a major loss of human civilization! If this unlucky bad doctor can let me go, I will make up for the medical expenses. By the way, wasn't it because I contacted my family to pay the fee?"
Li Gang was thinking randomly in the bed, his mind was a little irrelevant, obviously because he just woke up and his head was still confused. If it weren't for the pungent smell of disinfectant that had always stimulated his insensitive nose, if it weren't for the noise like the vegetable market that had always stimulated his insensitive ears, he would have thought that he was on his way to the horse (Comrade Marx).
"Wait a minute..." Li Gang, who had not opened his eyes yet, felt that the situation was a little wrong: "Why is it like the vegetable market here? The aunts and roadside vendors who were visiting the vegetable market went to the wrong studio? This is the hospital. Is the hospital good? A critically ill patient like me needs a quiet rest!"
After working hard for a long time, Li Gang finally opened his eyes. He wanted to see why it should have been full of nurse uniforms and temptations like the sacred hospital in heaven, which was like the three-no vegetable market in two blocks next door.
People are all people, crowded, crowded, and crowded, and the eyes are either bandaged Arab ambassador Cos or fierce mummies with bandaged bodies.
"Doctor, I'm going to die. Can you do it and stop the blood from me first? It's all a fountain!"
"Damn, who has stepped on my feet? They are so rotten that you still have the nerve to step on them?"
"Stop, are you a black shop? What are you holding in your hand? Chainsaw? Okay, give me at least anesthetics!"
"Brother, stop looking, cut it, you have a chance to become a beauty!"
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Li Gang looked at everything in front of him and was shocked! He thought to himself that what is this? The end of the world? It seems that my brain is a little confused. Deficiency of sleep is indeed the enemy of the skin. Let's sleep for a while. When I woke up, I was full of beautiful legs in the hospital. I had good teeth, stomach, and skin.
As soon as he closed his eyes, a thunder sounded in his ears: "Don't pretend to be dead when it's okay, get up quickly!" Without waiting for Li Gang to react, he felt his chest tightening and he was pulled from the hospital bed. When he opened his eyes, he saw that a picture was full of menopause early, her husband had an affair with Aunt Wang next door, her daughter had a fool with a bad young man, her blood pressure was high, her constipation and hemorrhoids, and her face full of accusations against the society. The most unbearable thing is that this aunt is actually wearing a nurse's uniform! What's tempting in my uniform? I will never admit that she is a nurse, she must be a maid in the vegetable market!
The nurse and aunt picked up the book on the head of Li Gang's bed and glanced at him, saying, "Symptoms are coma, scars on the head, and the initial diagnosis is a mild concussion." The aunt looked at Li Gang who was still hypnotizing himself, and then said, "Since you are awake, there is no problem. Get packed up and leave, and there are still many people waiting for the hospital bed. By the way, your family is here, and you saw it just now. You can look for it at the door."
Li Gang stood at the entrance of the hospital, unable to believe that this building that is not only similar in shape but also in spirit, but also in the temporary splicing of refugees is called a hospital. Even if you write "t City People's Hospital" on the door, it cannot increase its persuasiveness at all. Well, this is not the point. The point is that you were obviously given an injection by a bad doctor and fell into the tidy ward with the temptation of uniforms. Why did you wake up and come to a place suspected to be a refugee camp? There is only one truth, that is, you have traveled through time! Thinking of this, Li Gang couldn't help but sigh: "So I am the protagonist!"
"Brother stupid, are you standing here and talking nonsense? Isn't there any sequelae? There is so much trouble when you get hurt in your head." A girl of sixteen or seventeen appeared in front of Li Gang and frowned. She was 1.6 meters tall, with a round face, a little baby fat, and couldn't say she was very beautiful, but she was very cute and energetic, as Grandpa Mao said, the sun was eight or nine o'clock in the morning.
Li Gang's eyes lit up first, and then he said in surprise: "Hello, sister, have you traveled through time too?" At the same time, he thought to himself: Brothers and sisters who are not related to blood traveled through time to the end of the world together, is this the end of the world? So many wounded people! Uh, then there was a bit of an inappropriate love. Although he has no special thoughts about this sister now, if the plot requires it, he can be cultivated in the future.
Looking at the brother with a silly expression, Li Xiaowei sighed and said earnestly: "Brother, you are stupid, don't worry, as a beautiful girl in the new century, I will not abandon you! I will raise you and the treatment will definitely be better than that of the dog at home, don't worry!"
"I always think you said very rude words in a very serious tone. Well, because you are still young, your brother is generous and forgive you. Uh, this is not the point, the point is when did our family raise dogs? No, this is not the point, the point is whether we have not traveled through time? Why is this like the end of the world?"
"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with mercy, because this is the end of the world! Young man, you should be enlightened!" The sister, who was a head shorter than Li Gang, patted his shoulder in anger.
Li Gang looked at the tofu project that was tilted in the distance, then looked at the hospital like the vegetable market, frowned and rubbed his chin with his right index finger and said, "Why don't I feel surprised at all after hearing what you said? It's like you immediately find a telephone booth, wear underwear, put on your left fist, press your chest with your right fist towards the sky, and I won't feel surprised even if I get it up in the air."
Li Xiaowei pursed his lips, then grabbed Li Gang's hands tenderly and sweetly, flashed his big eyes, and used the expression she thought was cute and tilted 45 degrees, and smiled: "So, you won't be surprised if I will discharge electricity?"
"Electricity?" Li Gang didn't feel the girl's tender little hand carefully, and a severe numbness came from the little hand. Not only the hand, but his whole body trembled uncontrollably. This feeling is exactly the same as the feeling of touching the electric door when he was 5 years old! Girl, you have leaked electricity!
Release his brother who was shaking like a squirting woman, Li Xiaowei blew his finger leisurely and smiled, "How is it, it's still comfortable, I don't have any electricity to him for ordinary people!"
Li Gang, who finally recovered control of his body, pretended to be calm and touched his hair that was like a hedgehog, and looked at his sister seriously: "My sister, I also thought that we might call one day, but I didn't expect that the battery was so high. I already felt your strong love like high voltage electricity. Come on, don't be shy and throw yourself into your brother's broad arms!" As he said, he opened his hands to embrace. This standard "bear hug" is the signature skill commonly used by countless tram lovers. It is the nightmare of countless wives, mature women, girls and cute loli who come back late at night.
However, Li Gang was not the soft and smaller girl's body, but a fierce right hook. So he rotated 720 degrees in the air and fell freely, and then kissed the earth fiercely.
Surprise, it was really very surprising. Li Gang was not surprised that his unlovely sister would punch him, but that small fist could actually knock him away. He was 135 kilograms and 175cm tall. Well, this is not the most surprising. The most surprising thing is why the fist that was enough to blow his mouth full of teeth was not as painful as he thought, and his teeth were still alive! If you can't figure it out, you don't want to. Li Gang got up, patted the dust on his body like nothing happened, and said to his sister in a positive tone: "Your strength has become bigger!"
"It's amazing to be discovered by you. Are you really calm or stupid, not surprised at all?" Li Xiaowei was speechless at this overly harsh brother. She called him with thousands of volts of electricity just now, and even knocked him away with a fist that could penetrate the door panel. This was enough to kill an ordinary person several times. He came to this conclusion. Xiaowei thought he should go crazy? Of course, Li Xiaowei would not really want to kill this useless brother directly. Although her discharge time seemed very short, it was actually a test of Li Gang's ability to withstand a thousand volts of electric shocks. And being able to withstand a thousand volts of electricity was just a physical paralysis. This is definitely not an ordinary person's system. It can be confirmed that her useless brother has evolved, and it should be an evolution of the physical type, so she felt relieved to punch him without fear of knocking his chin away.
"Well, what's there to be surprised? I've said it. I won't be surprised if you wear underwear on the outside now, let alone discharge electricity." Li Gang's tone seemed to say, 'The oil price rose again today', so it was natural.
Li Xiaowei was speechless about this brother who was indifferent to the salt. As a beautiful girl, his only advantage was that he did not steal his sister's underwear.
Xiaowei waved at Li Gang and said, "Let's go, don't stand here stupidly. You have been unconscious for a month, and your parents are anxious. Go back quickly and come with me."
Xiaowei left after saying that, and Li Gang responded and followed closely.
Li Gang followed his sister to shuttle between the numerous refugee tents. If it weren't for familiar yellow-skinned and dark-eyed compatriots, he would have thought he had missed into the African refugee camp.
Li Gang looked at the twisting butt of his sister walking in front and fell into deep thought. After a moment, he suddenly asked: "I said, dear sister, what happened when you said I was in a coma for a month?"
Li Xiaowei snorted and said without looking back: "I thought you would never remember to ask. The first thing most people think of is this question, right? I really don't know how rough your nerves are. But since you asked sincerely, I will answer you sincerely..."
"Isn't it a great mercy?"
"What are you muttering?"
"It's nothing, haha..." Li Gang wiped his sweat and thought to himself that this girl has a new catchphrase again! Girls who like to use catchphrase, you can't afford to hurt!
"That day, my mother received a call from the hospital saying that you were injured and entered the hospital, so we drove to the hospital to see you. I didn't want to go, but my parents forced me to go! Then as I walked on the road, there was a sudden earthquake. Fortunately, it was early morning, and there were few cars on the road, so our car was safer when we parked in the road. Seeing the buildings on both sides fell down one by one, I was not afraid at all... Well, I was afraid at all. The earthquake lasted for a long time. When we arrived at the hospital, we found that the People's Hospital where you were staying also collapsed, and then we knew from the radio on the car that we had a major earthquake, saying it was 7 or 8. Then you were not crushed to death and were dug out by the rescuers. Then, you were talking nonsense to me here."
Li Gang beat his palm and suddenly realized: "It turned out to be an earthquake. Alas, I also offered love to the Sichuan earthquake a few years ago. Now it's the turn to show love to us!"
"Wrong, no one will give us love!" Xiaowei said in a very affirmative tone.
Li Gang didn't understand and asked, "Are we the people of T-city so hated? We have never done anything to destroy social harmony, right?"
"The reason is that people all over the world are unable to take care of themselves now. We are just magnitude 7 or 8 earthquakes here, which is already lucky. Almost all coastal cities are flooded by tsunamis, volcanoes around the world have erupted, countless new volcanoes emerged, half of the island nations in the east sank, and the other half has bordered us. A rough count is that the world's population has decreased by two-thirds, and it should be more than just that. This is the real end of the world!"
"These news should have been harmoniously removed long ago. Why do you know so clearly? If everyone knew that the end of the world would have been in chaos, would it have been a mess?" Li Gang asked in confusion.
"Yes, the news was blocked for half a month, but the paper couldn't hold on to the fire after all, and it was so messy. How could the country have the energy and ability to block the news? And not only that, the world has changed. After the Day of Destruction, all living people found themselves stronger, and a small number of superpowers appeared. Currently, such people are called 'evolutionists'."
"So, sister, are you an evolutionary too?" Li Gang interrupted and asked, remembering Xiaowei's little hand that made him so "feeling".
"That's right, I am an elemental evolutionist, and my ability is 'electricity'. At present, the elemental evolutionist is a high-end evolutionist." When she said this, Li Xiaowei did not hide his complacentness. Even if she was a cute soft girl, it made people feel the urge to flatter her. The most annoying thing was that she turned around and patted Li Gang on the shoulder, pretending to comfort her: "Brother, don't be discouraged. Although you should be just a flesh-and-blood-type evolver, there is a certain gap between me, a beautiful girl who is born with beautiful, smart, loved by everyone, and blooming with flowers, but it is much stronger than those ordinary people. Moreover, the flesh-and-blood-type evolution ability is generally better, with strong recovery and higher survivability than the elemental evolutionist! Even if I get elected, I won't get it easily!"
"... Are you comforting me? But why do I feel that you used a sarcasm skills to me just now? Wait, this is not the point, the point is when I became a 'Flesh Evolution'. Look at my ecstasy pace that was like a space step, how can I tell that my evolution has evolved?" Li Gangdan said in pain.
"I used a thousand volts of electricity to call you, but you were not dead. The non-evolved ones have long since turned into ashes. How could you be as lively as you?" Li Xiaowei answered in an unquestionable tone.
"Old girl..."
"What's up?"
"Two thousand volts, are you sure you really want to electrocut me?"
"nonsense."
"Old girl..."
"ah?"
"Can discharge electricity, Superman!"
"Don't worship sister!"
"Old girl..."
"So what's wrong?"
"Are you sure you don't wear your underwear outside? I think that will definitely be full of cuteness."
Chapter completed!