Chapter 450: The Talking Rabbit
After leaving Zen Master Wuchao, Zhang Yang never thought about any female sex for a long time. He was depressed and had no energy all day long. In addition to psychological shadows, he was also thinking that the journey to obtain the scriptures was really boring. He knew everything he encountered afterwards, and these monsters could not hurt him, which was really boring.
So in the past two days, he has been considering whether to accept a female apprentice or something, otherwise it would be boring to have these strange guys along the way.
Thinking of this, he wanted to ask his disciples’ opinions: “You said, marry someone for your master… I’m sorry, I missed the tongue. What do I mean to accept a female disciple?”
Wukong ignored him and walked alone in front of him. Bajie led the horse and turned around and said, "Master, you should quit the female sex. Since you have converted to my Buddha, you should just follow some rules."
Zhang Yang was unhappy after hearing this and retorted: "Who converted? I don't believe in Buddhism. I only seek the scriptures to save all living beings. But this cannot be a shackle that binds me, I just want to pick up girls."
"Pick up girls?" Bajie asked in confusion: "What is picking up girls? Do you soak a girl in water?"
Zhang Yang shook his head: "It's just a relationship, I have to stay with a woman anyway."
Bajie asked, "Why?"
Zhang Yang knocked on his head, suppressed his anger, leaned down and whispered a few words in his ear.
Bajie shouted in surprise: "Master, you can't get up from below! Master, you're useless!"
The blue veins on Zhang Yang's forehead were about to protrude. He clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and asked, "Why are you doing so loud!"
Bajie touched his back and said, "Don't be impatient for a moment, calm down, you can't beat me even if you are angry."
Zhang Yang sighed and said helplessly: "I guess I was impotenced by the bird man, so I wanted to find a girl to try to see if I could get up. Monkeys are transformed from stones. I don't understand these things. Little Bailong is a tall, rich and handsome man. He has seen many beauties around him. One is Chang'e and the other is the third lady, and I am loved by others. I am the only old bachelor. If I don't accept it, I will accept a female apprentice."
Bajie said, "Then you take it away. I see that there is nothing in this wilderness except the goblin."
Zhang Yang said dissatisfiedly: "The female fairy is OK. You are so embarrassed to say the female fairy. Aren't you also a pig monster? Can you not discriminate against others?"
Just as Zhang Yang was talking to Bajie, Wukong was walking in front, and suddenly a light breeze blew towards him. He moved his nose and sniffed the smell in the air, frowned. There was a fishy smell in the wind, and I was afraid there was something strange ahead.
After Wukong expressed his worries, he signaled everyone to be careful, but Zhang Yang didn't care. He had the golden bell cover to protect him and had three disciples to protect him, so he was not afraid of any fairy.
At this moment, there was a dangerous mountain in front of them, with fog everywhere on the mountain. It seemed that there would be disaster here. Wukong said that he would go to explore the road, let them wait here, and then set off first.
Zhang Yang thought in his mind about what difficulties he had left after leaving Zen Master Wuchao, but after thinking about it, it seemed that the whole journey was different from the original work of Journey to the West. There was no need for him to think about this at all, so he would rather read it while walking.
"Bajie, I'm so hungry. Let's go and cook some wild game first." Zhang Yang rubbed his stomach and said, "Let's walk forward a little, and Wukong can find us."
Bajie thought that although Brother Monkey had instructed him to wait for him here, the master was hungry now, so he had to solve the urgent problem first. Then Bajie asked Zhang Yang to wait here, and he went in to play jungle game by himself.
Not long after Bajie left, Zhang Yang saw a rabbit jumping out of the grass. He hurriedly jumped off the horse's back and asked the white dragon horse to catch the rabbit.
Who knew that the White Dragon Horse actually shook her head and said angrily: "Whoever loves to go."
Zhang Yang pestered her and said, "Don't, I'm still angry about what happened last time. I apologized one by one. You, the third prince of Xihai, don't be as knowledgeable as me, right? I'm really hungry."
The white dragon horse stopped talking, turned around and looked at Zhang Yang with his butt, and used his actions to protest.
Zhang Yang punched the horse in the butt and had to do it himself. He picked up the stone that was more convenient, and then quietly moved towards the little rabbit. As a result, when he was less than three meters away from the little rabbit, a black shadow suddenly appeared opposite him and bit the little rabbit in his mouth.
Zhang Yang looked up and saw a tiger in front of him. The tiger also saw Zhang Yang, stretched out his claws and grabbed it in front of his chest, took off the tiger's skin, and turned into a human-shaped monster.
The fairy threw the little rabbit on the ground and said excitedly: "Seng Tang! The monk who has obtained the scriptures! I heard that eating a piece of meat can bring immortality to life! Haha, as long as I give you to the king, I will be promoted and rich now."
Zhang Yang gave him a blank look and said impatiently: "Hurry up and hand over the rabbit, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
The monster was also tender and had never seen such a rampant monk. But when he thought that the monk had obtained something else to want, he picked up the rabbit and threw it to Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang picked up the rabbit and found that it was still alive and was gasping violently. Zhang Yang tossed and looked at the wound on his body. The monster bit his teeth marks on his stomach, and the blood stained his white hair red.
Forget it, Zhang Yang thought that as long as he didn't die for too long, he could still eat it. Just when he was holding the little rabbit and turning around to find dry firewood to make a fire, he heard a "clang" sound behind him. He turned around and saw the monster holding two copper knives in his hand, trembling with his body.
"What are you?" asked the monster.
"This is the Great Sun Tathagata Vajra Cover. Are you scared? If you are scared, go back quickly. Don't stay here. Be careful that my disciple will come back and kill you." Zhang Yang said.
"I don't believe it!" The monster raised the copper knife again and slashed at Zhang Yang's head, but it still slashed on the golden bell cover. He continued to chop until the vibration caused by the collision between the copper knife and the golden bell cover continued to spread to his body, causing all his internal organs to bleed. Finally, he bleeded in seven orifices and fell to the ground and died.
Zhang Yang shook his head and said with a pity: "Amitabha, everyone has seen it, I didn't do anything at all, so I can't blame me." After that, he walked towards the monster's corpse. Just as he went to search for anything valuable on the monster, a girl's voice suddenly came from his arms.
"Thank you for saving me."
Zhang Yang saw that it was the little rabbit in his arms talking. He hurriedly asked, "Are you a fairy?"
The little rabbit replied: "I am just a rabbit practicing in this Huangfengling, not a fairy."
Zhang Yang is now in trouble. Seeing that the rabbit can speak, he is still thanking himself. How could he eat it? Unfortunately, he had to find a way to save the rabbit's life, eat, etc., and wait for Bajie to come back.
Chapter completed!