Chapter 648: Da Zhuang and Futian
"Uncle Second, don't call someone else's nickname, okay?" Red Boy was so angry that he exclaimed.
"Okay, okay, I won't call you a nickname, you can call you a big name Niu Dazhuang." Ruyi Zhenxian said, "By the way, Dazhuang, why have you become like this? How could you be with these two monks who steal water?"
Red Boy was so angry that he gritted his teeth. He nodded and said, "Okay, Niu Futian, just shout."
Zhang Yang sighed: "The names of you two are really down-to-earth, low-key, luxurious and connotative."
Ruyi Zhenxian still loves Hong Chi'er very much. After all, she is the son of her elder brother. He continued to ask: "Tell me quickly, why do you have time to come here?"
Red Boy was half angry and replied, "It's a bit complicated. I'll tell you slowly when I look back. Now I'll ask you, is my mother here? Where is she now?"
"No, who did you hear me?" Ruyi Zhenxian didn't look like he was lying at all. He really had never seen his sister-in-law come. He said, "Besides, your mother is staying well in Cuiyun Mountain. Why did she come to me? Why did she come to me for her? We have nothing to do? How can you doubt me? How could I and your mother..."
"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop," Hongbo'er became more and more angry as he heard it, and asked, "What else can you do with my mother?"
"How is it possible? I, Ruyi Zhenxian, swear to the sky that I have never had any private relationship with my sister-in-law!" Ruyi Zhenxian pointed at the sky with one hand and had a very sincere attitude: "My feelings for my sister-in-law are the same as my brother's feelings for my sister-in-law. They are all very pure and beautiful respect. There is absolutely nothing better than dumplings. It's fun to be like this kind of relationship with my sister-in-law."
After saying this, he felt that Ruyi Zhenxian was becoming more and more messy as he spoke. Red Boy's face became darker and darker. At this time, the little hooligan was surprised to find that his belly had slowly dipped and finally recovered to his original state. He said to Zhang Yang: "Look, I'm fine."
Ruyi Zhenxian pointed at the two of them and said, "This time I don't ask you for money because of my nephew's face. This water is very expensive, and you have made a lot of money!"
Zhang Yang recalled that he had so much effort to climb out of the well just now, and asked incomprehensiblely: "Why do you have to go down to get water? Can't you throw the rope and the poke down and take the water and then pull it up?"
Ruyi Zhenxian pulled Zhang Yang next to the well water and said to him: "Little monk, take a look at how narrow the well is and how big my bucket is. Just throw the bucket down like this, how could it be possible to hit the water? So I have to go down to get the water myself."
The little hooligan took Hongbo to look forward and saw that as he said to Ruyi Zhenxian, the well was very narrow, and they had not seen it before. But soon he discovered another problem, that is, the well was so narrow, why could a person with such a big physique as Ruyi Zhenxian be able to get down? He is a vile spirit and his body is quite tall. If this goes on, he would not have to block the wellhead. So the little hooligan asked, "True Immortal, how did you get down?"
"Little monk, good question." Ruyi Zhenxian gave the thumbs up to the little hooligan, and then said proudly: "I can go down to get water, thanks to my very powerful ability, which is the legendary bone shrinking skill."
"Bone shrinkage skills?" Zhang Yang thought to himself that this was not used by tomb robbers?
"That's right, it's the famous bone shrinking skill." Ruyi Zhenxian said: "I can take off all the joints in my body, and then dislocate them to make my body smaller so that I can climb down to get water."
Zhang Yang clasped his nostrils and asked disdainfully: "Don't you know how to change? Isn't it enough to become a villain? Do you still torture yourself with your collarbone like this? It seems so painful."
"What do you know! Do you know how difficult it is to learn such things as magic?" Ruyi Zhenxian said unhappy Zhang Yang and said, so he argued with reason: "I am a Taoist priest. How do you practice to calm your mind? It belongs to Wen Xiu. Isn't you a monk meditating and chanting scriptures all day long? Why don't you know any magic at all? Come on, come on, let me see what magic you have? Come on? You can do it."
Zhang Yang shrugged, there was nothing he could do. Since he wanted to see, he had to show his skills. Zhang Yang used the magic of the Great Saint Dragon Demon of Fuhai to control water, first sensed the water below the well water, and then used his power to move it up. It was probably because Zhang Yang used too much force, and the water below the well water sprayed out from the wellhead like a fountain.
Seeing that the abortion water was spilled out, Ruyi Zhenxian hurriedly carried an empty bucket to fill the water, ran around and shouted: "It's a life, my money, my money!"
Zhang Yang said contemptuously: "Tsk, didn't you just say that you were practicing the calmness of your heart? Why are you looking at money now?"
At this time, Red Boy said to the little hooligan: "You don't know that there is a reason why my second uncle valued money so much.
The money he earned was paid to the wages of the little demons in our family's branches. With the wages, they could work steadily and buy whatever they wanted. They could eat meat and drink alcohol, so they would not go around and do evil things.
These monsters are used to protect the country and tribal villages, and can also get some money from humans. In this way, humans will submit to us. The huge force my father is in charge of is not by barbarism."
The little hooligan nodded and said, "No wonder you were in charge of a mountain at a young age. They were all learned from your father. But you didn't learn well and killed innocent people indiscriminately, otherwise I wouldn't have made you into the original form."
Zhang Yang listened to the matter of Red Boys on the side and suddenly felt that the Bull Demon King was really a good monster. Even though he encouraged Sun Wukong to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, he was just to get the peaches and seek benefits for the monsters in the lower world.
Most of the monsters in the lower realm have their own mountaintops and do not interact with other monsters. They are all in a manner that the well water does not interfere with the river. However, it is precisely for this reason that it is easy for the Heavenly Court to encircle them. Especially for Erlang Shen, a ruthless character who specializes in hunting monsters, other monsters dare not help others, and can only watch them be wiped out one by one.
However, the Bull Demon King is an alternative. He used his family's strength to win over the surrounding little demons, and then constantly stabilized his power, so powerful that the Heavenly Court could not deal with him. Even Erlang Shen had never attacked the Bull Demon King's attention. From this point of view, the Bull Demon King is definitely a generation of heroes.
What he is smarter is that what Red Boy said just now is that he will not do evil and will not let his younger brother do evil, so that the Heavenly Court will not find a reason to destroy him.
Chapter completed!