The first thousand one hundred and sixty-eight chapters
Cows can understand human language. When you don’t believe in spring farming, you go to the fields to see. The old farmer who cultivates the land holds the iron plow behind him, let the ox in front walk, and let the ox in front walk, and let the ox in front stop, and it stops. Let it turn, it turns! He is very obedient!
Unfortunately, farmers now use combined seeders to cultivate land, and sweep them through the scattered land! Even those scattered land that cannot use large machinery now use hand-held tractors.
There is no need to plow the land, and there is no ox cart. An animal like a farmer who has accompanied China for thousands of years seems to become like a pig. Since he was born, he just waited for death to eat and finally turned into a dish on the dining table. I wonder if this is the sorrow of a cow or the happiness of a cow?
It's a long way to go, let's talk about the big black cow.
Even ordinary bulls can understand people's words, let alone the fighting bull among the fierce bulls - the big black bull! However, although this hanghuo was very angry and wanted to hit them half to death immediately, he still did not take action in the end. It was not that this hanghuo Bodhisattva's heart was in trouble, but that this hanghuo had not fully recovered from the motion sickness state, and he was really reluctant to move and wanted to have a good rest.
But what the big black bull didn't expect was that it wanted to let go of the humans in front of him, but the humans didn't want to let it go! Someone dared to slap his butt!
"His grandma's ox-ans! You bastards only know that the tiger's butt can't be touched, but they think that the old cow's butt is easy to touch? If you don't give you some good taste, you will be arrogant! If you make you arrogant, you will have to ride on me and shit! Kick you!"
The big black bull was resentful and suddenly raised his hind legs, kicking the guy who slapped his butt in the chest without looking back!
The guy who just photographed the big black bull was named Meng Zhi, and he was nicknamed Mengzi. Because the locals pronounced "Zhi" and "Zi" are similar, he also has a nickname called "Mencius", also called "Meng Lao Fuzi".
Although the big black bull seems ordinary at this moment, he can see strength in the ordinary. If an ordinary person is hit by this moment, his body will definitely fly backwards, his chest will be broken and his tendons will be broken, and he will only have half his life if he cannot die!
Fortunately, Mr. Meng is not an ordinary person, but a patrol special police officer who is trained all day long! Whether it is the speed of the reaction or the ability to resist strikes, he is not comparable to that of ordinary people! Seeing that things are not good, he suddenly turned his head and tried to avoid the hoof of the big black bull. But in the end he still didn't dodge, and his chest was swept by the cow's hoof as big as a bowl.
Mr. Meng staggered suddenly, sat on the ground, and his chest was also in pain. Fortunately, he was not seriously injured.
Looking at Meng Zhi, who was grinning and sitting on the ground like a woman, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed!
The group of people were tough guys who chewed iron, and no one took this as a matter. Therefore, not only did no one go over and help Mr. Meng up, but they all joked with him.
"I said to Mr. Meng, are you really old? You just made you feel embarrassed at this moment? Have you trained on dogs these days?"
"He hasn't trained himself up to the dog, he has trained himself up to the big black bull."
"You still want to eat its meat? I think it's almost the same as eating your meat!"
A seven-foot special policeman was kicked to the ground by a cow. Meng Zhi couldn't help but feel a little nervous. His old face turned red. While getting up from the ground, he kept slapping the dust on his butt with his hands, while saying embarrassedly: "You guys laugh! This cow is a bit weird! It has great power and fast movements, making people unable to defend themselves!"
"Tsk, just brag for yourself! No matter how powerful it is, it is still a cow? Could it be that it is still a bull reincarnated?"
Meng Zhi felt a little unhappy. This guy's chest is still so painful! These bastards have been making trouble all the time, so they rolled their eyes and said, "If you don't believe it, try it!"
"Just try it, what's so great?"
The guy who was talking to Meng Zhi was actually going to provoke the big black bull. However, at this moment, their instructor walked out of the office not far away and shouted at them: "What are you doing? Don't want to train anymore? I tell you, if the training results do not meet the standards, no one can go to work!"
A group of people grinned, no one dared to speak verbally here, so they hurried to go to the side to train. Xiang Hui hanged the Niu and drove away in a car. He still had to go on duty.
If this matter passed like this, we would be peaceful. We were so happy. When noon approached, when everyone was training and was about to wash and go to dinner, someone mentioned that Mr. Meng was kicked down by a big black cow, and kept making jokes about Mr. Meng about this.
Mr. Meng was a little annoyed by everyone's words, so he said, "I said it a long time ago. If you have the ability, you can try to poke that nylon yourself. Just talk about me here, isn't a big deal?"
Mr. Meng was unhappy and spoke a little. When the other guys saw Mr. Meng getting hard, they became angry and said, "Mr. Meng, don't be dissatisfied. Let's go, I'll knock this stupid bull down now!"
If you are all young men who die in the sun, wouldn’t it be a joke if you are afraid of a cow?
So, a group of people gathered next to the big black bull again.
The big black cow lay on the ground, squinting his eyes and basking his body with his ox tail from time to time. The slammed man seriously doubted whether the heifer who fought with it this morning had cow lice on his body, which infected him. Otherwise, in this cold day, there were no flies or mosquitoes, why would it always be itchy on his body?
Grandma, when you encounter such a thing in the future, you must take the cow to the veterinary station for a physical examination! You must not do anything randomly.
The big black bull was squinting his eyes, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of him. He suddenly opened the bull's eyes and took a look. Damn, those stupid humans actually came to him again.
However, the big black bull did not take these people to heart. He just opened the cow's eyes and looked at the guys in front of him, then closed his eyes again. He continued to reminisce about the pleasure of fighting with the heifers this morning! If it weren't for the heifers having cow lice on their bodies, it would be perfect!
Several patrol special policemen saw that the big black bull ignored them?
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