Chapter 266 Beautiful woman like jade, Gu Laogou figured it out(1/2)
Gu Yun looked at Wang Hao's slutty look and sighed, "Wang Hao, have you ever tried to light a firecracker and swallow it into your stomach?"
Wang Hao was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No, Brother Gu, wouldn't the person explode if that happens?"
"I think you can try it, it may not be blown up."
"What if it explodes?"
"If it explodes, I will thank you. I will definitely hold a banquet to invite the whole village to dinner. You don't have to worry about the situation."
After hearing this, Wang Hao grinned again, "Brother Gu, stop making trouble. I know you can't bear to leave. What's the relationship between us?"
This guy is very satisfied with the distribution results of the house.
After all, if Su Xiao and Gu Yun slept with one room, then Cheng Weiyun would definitely have to be alone, and then his fate would be to sleep in the living room.
Gu Yun could also joke with Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun about sleeping together, but he didn't even have the qualifications to joke with Cheng Weiyun, let alone sleeping with Cheng Weiyun, he knew this himself.
But even so, he was very happy.
If you like someone, do you have to be with her?
Wang Hao used to think the answer was yes, but since Cheng Weiyun appeared, to be precise, it was that morning when Cheng Weiyun snatched Gu Yun's exercises from him, he changed his opinion.
If you like someone, you don’t have to have results, as long as the process is happy enough.
Just like now, he can actually travel with Cheng Weiyun, or even sleep in the same house with her, breathing the air she has breathed. Just thinking about it this way is very satisfying.
You should know how many boys in the country dream of having such an opportunity, but who can really achieve it?
A few days ago, there were rumors that some of Cheng Weiyun's crazy fans were asking for resources all over the forum in order to find a "hard photo" that Cheng Weiyun was accidentally caught when she participated in the show.
And he could see Cheng Weiyun wearing a swimsuit in a while...
That's right, swimsuit... Cheng Weiyun has not taken any "hard photos" beyond the tennis uniform so far, but he can see her wearing swimsuits with his own eyes. From this point of view, his "happiness index" can rank among the top few of Cheng Weiyun's national fan list.
Thinking of this, he was still very grateful to Gu Yun. After all, without Gu Yun, with his friendship with Cheng Weiyun, there would be no such opportunity.
Now Wang Hao has decided on one thing, that is, to follow Gu Yun to have meat to eat... Even if you can't eat it, you can at least watch it. Don't think it's not so good. You have to know that you can see it before you can eat it.
One day he will have meat to eat, Wang Hao thought.
"Brother Gu, I have thought about it. I want to apply to a university in the same city as you. If you go to a university, I will go to TV University or something. In this way, I can still get along with you in the future. How about it?"
Wang Hao looked at Gu Yun and said solemnly.
Yes, another person wants to be a follower.
Gu Laogou never takes the initiative to find a follower, but he never lacks a follower. After all, a handsome man as awesome as him is always as dazzling as the sun in the crowd. Some people want to be his follower.
But anyone who can become Gu Laogou's follower is not an ordinary person. He either has specialties or has specialties in his mind. Then Gu Yun appropriately draws him and he will almost take off.
Huang Du, Li Changhai, Zhou Da, traffic light trio, Lao Qian and even Cheng Dalei, who had a "revenge of his sister" with him, wanted to be Gu Yun's "follower" to some extent, but no one has been recognized by Gu Laogou so far.
So a bit stupid like Wang Hao, unless he dares to take a ignited firecracker one day and yell at Gu Laogou, Brother Gu, please see, Wang will perform an explosion on the spot for you today. If you want to be happy, scream. If you are unhappy, stay away from you and be careful to nourish your face. If you want to frown, you will raise it... You may be able to win with courage and loyalty.
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Assigning a room is to prepare for a pool party.
The six people returned to the first floor lobby again and divided the labor with each other first.
Zhao Cheng went to the management party for a while, paid the money and asked them to open the swimming pool, and then moved the barbecue grill, tables and plates into the yard.
Then two people need to go to a nearby large supermarket and buy some ingredients to come back. After all, a decent party is not just snacks and pheasants.
This involves the issue of money, so Zhao Hena suggested that each person pay 1,000 yuan to the squad leader Su Xiao first, as the "public fund" for this trip, and that the more you get, the less you get, will be paid.
Without saying anything, everyone took out their cell phones to transfer money to Su Xiao.
Zhao Cheng paid 2,000 yuan per person, one of which was from Zhao Hena.
Wang Hao and Cheng Weiyun each paid a thousand.
It was Gu Yun's turn, and he said shamelessly, "I owe it first."
Su Xiao smiled and looked at Gu Yun, and joked, "Hmph, then I have to calculate the interest when I go back."
Zhao Cheng and others naturally knew what relationship Su Xiao and Gu Yun were, and they just smiled tacitly.
Only Cheng Weiyun thought Gu Yun was really out of money, so she transferred another thousand to Su Xiao without hesitation and said, "I'll give it to him."
Zhao Cheng, Zhao Hena and Wang Hao were silent directly.
Su Xiao stared at the phone screen in a daze, unable to speak for a long time.
What does this mean?
What do you mean to give it to her?
Even if the big liar really has no money, will it be your turn to give it?
You don’t know where you are when you spend money to buy snacks, tutoring books, and treat him to a meal!
It's really funny!
After all, Su Xiao didn't have a bad face because of his classmates. He said with a smile, "No, I'm joking with him. In fact, Gu Yun earns all the money he earns from working is here."
When Su Xiao said this, he was quite lightly, but he couldn't hide the slightest hint of arrogance in his eyes.
She didn't want to say this at first, but she thought it was time to mention it, mainly because she had to let Cheng Weiyun know.
After saying this, she somehow remembered Lin Ruoyin, the girl who was equally beautiful but Gu Yun bit her to death and claimed that she was just her "sister".
It would be great if she was here. Anyway, she would have said everything, so she would have known it.
Alas, when you think about it this way, you really don’t worry about the big liar.
This was a lot of information, and everyone present tasted an unusual taste.
But Cheng Weiyun didn't.
Gu Yun and Su Xiao are not in a relationship, so why did he put the money he earned from working?
Are you afraid that you will spend money indiscriminately?
Or, owing Su Xiao rent?
This is very likely. I heard that Gu Yun’s family is not in good condition and renting a house in Binhai is quite expensive - it is quite expensive for boys like Gu Yun.
So pitiful!
If you have time, you will ask him to play a few games, and calculate it for him at 2,000 per game, so that he can earn more.
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Seeing that the two little girls were inclined to get on the verge of each other, Gu Laogou quickly came up and changed the topic, "What, it's getting late, let's arrange the task quickly."
After a pause, he said, "Wang Hao and I go shopping with the ingredients, girls should not go. There will definitely be a lot of things in a while. It's better for the physical work for us boys."
I said this because I was afraid that Su Xiao or Cheng Weiyun would propose to go to the supermarket with me, so that I would start a bargain if I didn’t do it well.
It feels like these two little girls are now the drawer, and they still have a lot of secret moments in their hands. He, Old Dog, may be beaten by them if he plays a card casually.
It's okay to have a slap, if he gets stuck, he can't afford to pay.
Sure enough, after he said this, Cheng Weiyun and Su Xiao had no objection.
Since Gu Yun and Wang Hao went to purchase, the remaining three girls were responsible for taking out all the snacks they bought and put them on the plate. Since it was a party, it always had to feel a bit ritual, and it would be no more flavorful when they piled up the snacks on the table, right?
Of course, Mr. Gu also said that if you have enough time, you can put on your swimsuit first, so the internal smell will naturally become stronger, right?
Unfortunately, this crucial suggestion was directly regarded as a warning to the ears, and the three girls didn't even snorted.
Depending on the situation, the three of them seemed to have discussed it and would not wear swimsuits so easily.
Zhao Cheng believes that if this matter is to be implemented, he will have to ask Brother Gu to take action later.
After the arrangement was completed, the six people began to act.
It was almost seven o'clock at this time, and it was already dark, so Gu Yun took Wang Hao out of the villa community and headed straight to the supermarket.
After walking a few steps away from the door, a fat middle-aged woman suddenly came out of a dark place on the roadside.
When I came up, I asked, "Do you want beautiful escorts? Play together, you can play anything!"
When you see that this woman doesn't know how to do business, how can you ask this when facing a young man who is only seventeen or eighteen years old like Gu Yun and Wang Hao?
What kind of beautiful escorts do they want is a life tutor.
Of course, Gu Laogou is exceptional.
When Wang Hao heard that there was such service, a curious light flashed in his eyes, but then he became serious.
"No, we don't want it, aunt."
"It's not an aunt, there's a student girl!" the middle-aged woman emphasized.
Gu Yun curled his lips, "Is he a student girl?"
There are two here and it's already very panicked.
Evacuate decisively.
The fat woman watched Gu Yun and Wang Hao walk away, then turned around and walked to a jeep opposite.
To be continued...