Chapter 308 Gu Laogou's Crazy Plan(1/2)
It was around six o'clock in the evening, Dafuyuan.
Mr. Gu and the children in dormitory 203 have been drinking for a while.
Lu Ruisong asked everyone about their alcohol tolerance last night, and finally acted angry that the three of them were not fighting. Now it seems that there is a reason for his mood.
Because he himself is the one he cannot drink the most.
After just two bottles of beer, this guy actually vomited...
This is very similar to some parents who are incompetent and dislike their children for not reading well.
But I have to say that although Lu cannot drink, his attitude towards drinking is very positive.
"Come on, third brother, let's go."
Lu Ruisong sat directly opposite Gu Yun, and might have to touch Gu Yun's light, so he held up his cup and handed it over, almost pressing his body on the table. The pressure of Mount Tai was so scared that the braised carp on the table opened its mouth wide, with a terrified expression on his face.
Gu Laogou was also worried that if he didn't touch this cup with him, he might be in a state of great excitement. He would spit out something salty and spit out some food, so that the table of food would be uneasy.
So he quickly got up and touched him, "Boss, sit down, I'll do whatever you want."
Lu Ruisong was very happy and laughed, "Third brother, who do you look down on? I'm going to give you a drink, will I still be Northeast Silver? Are you still the boss of 203?"
Lu Ruisong should be happy because many people don’t have the chance to be Gu Laogou’s younger brother. He just made Gu Laogou shout “Boss” because he had been in a state of weakness for a few months.
Although the value is not high, this awesomeness should be something that will make him brag about for the rest of his life in a few years, and then drink a few more bottles.
Lu Ruisong drank another cup and then burped. Now his stomach almost looked like he was about to give birth.
Ye Jinbo was still taking dried smoked fish and pickled vegetables into the plastic bag he brought with him and put them on the table. He was afraid that several people would say he was stingy and wanted to put them all on.
This kid doesn't talk much, but he actually wants to talk. But every time everyone stops to look at him and is about to listen to him carefully, his tongue will be tied and stammer.
"Eat, everyone, I brought a lot of it." Ye Jinbo kept greeting.
After three rounds of wine, Lu Yiming lit a cigarette and said mysteriously, "I tell you that I'm going to Rem's WeChat."
"Damn, so fast?" Lu Ruisong widened his eyes, "When did it happen?"
Rem is from Lu Ruisong and Lu Yiming. He is said to be from the ethnic minority in Shu. He is very beautiful and claims to be the beauty of their Information Science Class 2.
According to Lu Yiming's description, he fell in love with this simple and beautiful girl at first sight.
Of course, it can also be said to be a rebellion when seeing sex. After all, even if a girl is different, as long as she looks good, she will fall in love at first sight.
Gu Laogou was a little disappointed. To be honest, Lu Yiming's conditions are good, he is good-looking, and his family may be well-off. He originally wanted him to chase Li Mengyao, and he was even ready to push Li Mengyao to him on WeChat tonight.
Li Mengyao's lady is not a good person, and Lu Yiming doesn't seem to be serious either. These two guys are going online, just like Li Kui meets Zhang Fei, so no one should think that each other is evil.
Not to mention, Li Mengyao's temper is more than enough to treat Lu Yiming, and Lu Yiming looks very experienced, and may be able to coax Li Mengyao with ease. In this case, the two of them might really be able to create sparks of love.
If it was like Zhao Cheng and Zhao Hena, Gu Yun wouldn't mind calling Li Mengyao sister-in-law.
This is his brand new plan to make Li Mengyao his sister-in-law and ensure that there will be no accidents.
Although Li Mengyao and him have become enemies now and know that he has a girlfriend, and there is no chance that he likes him at all, Old Gou Gu still dares not be careless at all and is still trying to completely eliminate this hidden danger.
I have to say that when old dogs do things, they are stable in all aspects. They kill people and dig holes. They are not at ease when they are buried. They have to ramm the soil and pour cement on them. They wish they could bury another circle of mines around them. It seems that this is the word "stable".
There is no way, this Shura field is too cruel. Even a ten thousand-year-old monster like him dare not force it now. He just wants to hide if he wants to.
If Li Mengyao is still surprised when she becomes her sister-in-law, then he really doesn't want to say anything. This only means that God's will is difficult to violate.
Since that's the case, as the saying goes, it's just delicious but dumplings, and it's fun...
OK, I'm thinking too much.
Now that Lu Yiming has found his target, although he may not mind multiple targets, he can't instigate others to be a scumbag. After all, he also wants to save some character for himself.
So you have to change your goal.
Who is it better to change?
This guy Lu Ruisong weighed about 200 pounds, and he didn't know how to rub his lips. Li Mengyao probably looked down on him.
As for a shy little man like Ye Jinbo... Hey, Li Mengyao has a strong personality, would she be good at this?
It can be used as an alternative. At worst, you can take the time to teach him how to subdue girls with strong personalities.
Mr. Gu was thinking, but suddenly felt the cell phone in his trouser pocket move.
When I opened it, I saw a photo sent by Su Xiao.
The photo is a selfie of four girls in their dormitory. The location is in a private room in a restaurant, and they should be having a dinner together.
Su Xiao sat in the middle, with a tall and thin girl sitting next to her, and the other two girls stood behind them. The four of them smiled and gestured to victory. On the wall behind them, a green bamboo painting was very conspicuous.
"There is a pot of pickled fish that is delicious. I remember the pickled fish we ate downstairs that day." Su Xiao sent another message.
Gu Yun thought about it and had eaten pickled fish with Su Xiao many times, but the "day" she mentioned should be the first time she met Zhou Da and the others.
Girls always remember the day with special significance very clearly because the traffic light called her "sister-in-law" when she called her "sister-in-law" at that time. She was blushing at that time. Although she struggled shyly, she did not deny it later.
Think about it, that day should be the first day when Su Xiao defaulted on this identity.
Gu Laogou smiled and replied, "Eat more vegetables and drink less."
"The dormitory director drank a lot, and I only drank a small cup."
After this news, Su Xiao sent another cute little bear expression.
"Well, your dormitory is tall and thin, so you should be very good at drinking. Don't compare your alcohol tolerance with her." Gu Yun replied.
"Hey, how did you know that she is the head of our dormitory? I remember I didn't tell you." Su Xiao was surprised.
"You forgot? I can count it!" Old Gou Gu started teasing Su Xiao again. This was a very interesting thing.
"No, you have to tell me how you calculated it, otherwise I really want to treat you as a monster!"
Su Xiao originally wanted to send a message to Gu Yun before continuing to eat, but now she found that as long as she chatted with Gu Yun, she could not put her phone down again.
Mr. Gu wanted to tease Su Xiao again, but when he saw Lin Ruoyin also sent a WeChat message, he had to end the topic as soon as possible. After all, he was having a meal and chatting with two girls, so he would not have to eat this meal.
"Aren't you two sitting and the other two standing in the photo? Generally speaking, the person sitting has a relatively high status in other people's hearts. You are because you look good, and the other one is not. But being able to sit indicates that she has a special status, such as being the head of the dormitory."
There is another important point Gu Yun didn't say, because the tall and thin girl had a sharp look in her eyebrows. This kind of girl is more competitive and she should be the most interested in being the boss of the dormitory. The other three girls all look soft and weak, and the dormitory leader is not an important position, so she usually won't compete with her.
Of course, these are unnecessary to say. Just tease girls, just tell them where they are happy. Many straight men often make such mistakes, often thinking about how to highlight their intelligence, but ignore the core.
It is necessary to praise girls occasionally, but be careful not to praise them just because they are fine. They should praise them with a reason, so that they can appear advanced.
Sure enough, Su Xiao was very happy and said nothing and said a "covering his mouth and laughing" expression first.
"Big liar, you should study in the political and legal department. With your reasoning ability, you will be very good at being a prosecutor and a lawyer!"
"No, you become a lawyer, I will be an assistant in the future."
Su Xiao, holding her cell phone, couldn't help laughing when she talked here. She even saw the near future, sitting in the office to study the case, while "assistant" Gu Yun sat opposite him, helping him analyze the case.
Oh, the "assistant" wearing a suit and a tie is so handsome!
Haha, if you do this, are you still in the mood to work?
If there was really a day, I would have done my favorite job and accompanied me with someone I liked, what else could be happier than this?
"Su Xiao, what are you laughing at?" A girl at the table asked with a smile, "What did your boyfriend send you? Let's say it and let us have fun!"
Su Xiao blushed slightly and hurriedly sent a message to Gu Yun, "Let's not talk about it for now, let's have a meal."
Then she raised her head and smiled embarrassedly, "It's nothing, she told a joke."
But the dormitory director frowned and said, "Let's set another rule. In the future, when our sisters get together, we will not send messages to our boyfriends without permission. It is even more prohibited to show our love!"
Several girls laughed, and Su Xiao couldn't help but smile, but after seeing the dormitory director seemingly laughing and looking really angry, she thought to herself, she is really fierce.
Actually, I still miss Zhao Hena and the others...
Seeing that Su Xiao had finished chatting, Gu Laogou switched the chat box to Lin Ruoyin.
At this time, Lu Yiming began to urge, "Third brother, what are you doing? Even if you are talking about sex, you can't keep talking. Brothers are not getting slutty yet!"
"That's right, I'll punish myself for drinking. Is the fourth brother?" Lu Ruisong also echoed.
Ye Jinbo, who was named, smiled shyly, hesitated for a while, picked up the bottle and poured wine for Gu Yun.
Then he said, "Brother Gu, drink slowly."
He didn't mean to rebel against Boss Lu, nor did he agree with them that he wanted Gu Yun to punish him for wine. Ye Jinbo seemed to be very careful in everything he did, and was not as timid as a boy, but when he looked closely, he was still very smart.
This kid is interesting.
Old Gou Gu immediately fucked the glass of wine and said, "Okay, let's chat with you first!"
After saying that, he was about to put away his cell phone and stop chatting with Lin Ruoyin. He thought that at worst, he would turn around and say that he was drinking, so he wouldn't see it.
However, before closing the screen, he still looked at Lin Ruoyin's WeChat by chance.
Lin Ruoyin also sent a photo, but she posted a table of dishes. It seemed that she was in a private room in a restaurant, and the orchid wall color on the background wall was very conspicuous.
Wait, orchid?
Old Gou Gu couldn't help but frowned, feeling something was wrong!
I immediately switched to Su Xiao’s two-day box and looked carefully at the wall color of the photo sent by Su Xiao.
To be continued...