Three hundred and thirty-three Ma Shan was ridden...(2/3)
Li Wenyin's question from the soul immediately made Akai fall into deep thought.
Ning Wei smiled very gently and said on the side.
"You should be your humanoid self-propelled metronome. Just listen to the conversation between the big guys..."
“I tm………”
Akai was speechless for a moment.
never mind!
People are good at pulling the middle!
I am kind and don't have the same knowledge as you...
"Hahaha! Akai, you deserve it!"
Bassist Lao Wu said gloatingly.
"The metronome must be cultivated as a metronome, just practice your empty wipes!"
Hearing this sentence, Akai couldn't help it!
It’s okay for others to laugh at me, but I’m Gan Lin’s mother for you, a bass joke?!
"??? It seems like you are not a metronome!"
A Kai couldn't help but glance at Lao Wu in disgust.
"After all I'm using a bow! How many times have you used the bow? The string metronome is really useless to match your bass with a bow..."
Lao Wu's face instantly stiffened.
Looking at the two metronomes that were spraying each other, Li Wenyin and Ning Wei couldn't help laughing.
The contempt chain in the orchestra is revealed...
"That's all metronomes. What are you proud of here?! Fifty steps and a hundred steps!"
Lao Wu was very dissatisfied.
But Akai's eyes became even more disgusted.
"Our viola metronome is small!"
“???”
After hearing Akai's answer, Old Wu felt a little sad and suddenly had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Akai complained.
"Look at your big bass, the biggest instrument in the band, you can lie in the resonance box yourself. The one you take out is just to pluck a few strings, wasting manpower and material resources!"
"fart!"
Lao Wu completely couldn't agree with this statement.
"Then the reed music is the most waste of manpower, material resources and financial resources! You have to buy reeds for them every day. You either can't blow it all day, or you just shake your hands and get it broken!"
“???”
The three-piece of the rumbling music not far away was originally smiling at the quarreling string music chief group, and it was just so delicious to eat melons.
Who would have thought that it would suddenly be hindered from me?!
Chief Clarinet Xiao Liu, Chief Ooe Ajian, Chief Basson Big Pipe Xiao Wen...
The faces of the three men instantly became stiff and trembling.
What does your string quarrel have to do with our wind music?
"Yes! Lao Wu, I realized what you said!"
Akai nodded.
Our string group is unanimous to the outside world!
Akai glanced at the stunned oboe trio, rolled his eyes, and said.
"Yesterday Ajian came with me, and the band bought him a box of reeds worth more than 1,000 yuan for public expenses, but there were not many easy-to-use ones... It was obvious that it would be fine after repairing, but he still insisted on buying it again, so he knew how to get the wool!"
“???”
Ajian was immediately dissatisfied.
"What's wrong? At least our pipe highlights are more than one of you viola and one of the bass metronomes!"
Xiao Liu nodded and echoed.
"It's not like that, it seems like you don't need rosin."
"Is the energy consumed by rosin the same as your reeds?!"
Ning Wei was immediately dissatisfied when she heard this.
"We'll smash you with rosin, but it's not as expensive as your reply."
“…”
This is very reasonable, as if I don't know where to refute it.
Xiaowen curled her lips.
"What's wrong with it? We're not metronome anyway."
"you......"
Akai's eyes rolled.
"What about your big wind squad?! The big one is not even a metronome. One song will be gone after three strokes!"
Hearing this sentence, the big-sized performer Lao Wang couldn't help but raise his head and smiled.
"How great it's great to play a big squad, you can't envy it!"
“???”
Hello!
We are teasing you, why are you nodding so seriously and saying it right?
Looking at the eyes of a group of musicians who doubted life, Lao Wang laughed.
"The joy of playing big squad~ you can't imagine it!"
“???”
Such a big guy is almost exhausted when he blows it. Do you tell us to be happy?
......
Lao Wang couldn't help laughing as everyone's faces became darker and darker.
"Hahaha! People who play big squads have a long and joyful holiday. Every time I know you want to play Mozart and Beethoven, I know I'm on vacation! Hahaha! You can't be envious!"
The large size was born very late.
When Beethoven and Mozart were there, the big group had not yet been born.
Therefore, there is no large number of participation in many classic classical repertoire.
But these classic tracks must be performed continuously.
And even if you need to use large-sized tracks, they are used for bass embellishments in most cases.
Compared with other instruments, the large size is indeed very leisurely and simple.
Fishing, high salary, comfortable and comfortable.
Play with your phone while rehearsing Beethoven?
The commander was about to get angry, but when he saw that he was a big trolley.
It's a big size...that's fine...it's not his anyway, so it's already very worthy to come!
"Anyway, most of my work is listening to you playing."
Lao Wang sighed with emotion, lightly lit a cigarette, and talked about the past.
"We are always in the best position, with high salaries, listening to concerts, and immersive experience!"
Li Wenyin and his group looked at me, and I looked at you, and began to doubt life.
Good guy, are you really as casual as you?!
We are so moved...
"And you can not only fly around the world with the orchestra, travel for public expenses. Every time you blow for a few times, you can't find fishing. You even have bonuses and blond hair, which you can't envy!"
Lao Wang rolled up his sleeves, showed off his thick and bulging arms, and said proudly.
"Besides, our large-sized actors have a very good figure and Kong Wu is powerful! He walks around with thirty or forty kilograms of musical instruments, and he always picks up irons every time he plays. He practices both fitness. Look at the fat of these clarinet players, are you envious? Hahahaha!"
Li Wenyin scratched her head, a little doubting about life.
To be continued...