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【413】I’m actually a transmigrator too, or you’re a Tang monk

Hearing the sound of cows and running, the monk immediately looked up at the top of the mountain with a frightened look on his face. Then he saw the white dog he had just left, and was running towards this side with nine cows.

Seeing so many cows rushing down, the monk who felt that the tree under him was a little unreliable, immediately cried and begged for mercy at Nini, "Little donor, I am really not Tang Monk, and I really can't live forever after eating my meat, so you let me go, okay? And shamans are illegal!!"

"Hohoho... Tang Monk, you can't escape. Even if your three disciples and the White Dragon Horse come today, you can't escape. Because I have summoned the Cattle King, the Sheep King, the Dog King, the Peacock King, and the Swan King. Today, you can't defeat them. So you should give up and come down from the tree. Hohoho..." Hearing the monk's begging for mercy, Nini put her hands on her hips, imitating the red boy, pointed at the monk and laughed.

Hearing Nini's words, the monk pointed at Erhuang and Xiaobai under the tree and said, "I want to go down and surrender, but I'm afraid that your dogs are so tall, and I will not be ruined if I go down!!"

As soon as the monk finished speaking, Xiao Xiaobai, who had just left, rushed to him with nine cows, and threatened him under the tree.

Three dogs are enough for the monk, but now nine cows are coming, and the monk is just about to cry. "My God, so many cows are coming, it's over, it's over, it's dead now!!"

Moo...moo...moo...moo...facing the monk screaming on the tree, the yellow cow was shaking his big head under the tree, while making an angry cow cry warning him.

Bia... Bia... Bia... Bia... After the cow cried, a sound of goats came from the mountain immediately, and then the monk on the tree was about to cry and saw another group of goats running down the mountain without tears.

Moreover, these goats are particularly bad. After they come down the mountain, they bleated and let the cow squat down. Then they stepped on the cow's back and let the cow stand up. Then they used the sheep's horns to push the monk's butt.

"My mother, help me, donor Han, donor Meng, donor Meng, get these cattle and sheep away quickly, my butt, ah..." The monk, whose butt was pushed by the goat, immediately covered his butt, crawled to a higher place, screaming.

Faced with the monk's begging for mercy, Han Qingjun looked at him with a smile and said, "There are security guards at the foot of the mountain to intercept him, and no less than five signs were posted to warn strangers not to come up. You insist on climbing over from other hills without believing in evil, so you are asking for your own experience!!"

"I, I... I accidentally climbed over to your side while climbing the mountain. As the saying goes, those who don't know are innocent. If you call these animals away now, can I leave immediately??" Hearing Han Qingjun's words, the monk immediately argued that he accidentally climbed over to come here.

But how could the smart Han Qingjun believe his words? "But let it go, you are obviously coming for us. If you accidentally climb over, you should have walked on the village on that small road, instead of walking up from the bottom of the mountain and meeting us by chance."

"What are you going to do to me? I, a monk, have no money, have no appearance, and hit me will affect your reputation. Can't you just fart me??" The things that Han Qingjun raised were really terrible. At this time, the monk had given up his original plan and only asked Han Qingjun to let him go.

"We don't want your money. We want to capture you, Tang Monk like the White Bone Spirit, and then our grandparents eat you and you will be immortal." When the monk begged for mercy, Nini, who sat on the back of the yellow cow, immediately smiled at the monk happily.

Facing Nini's smirk, the monk on the tree quickly took off his cassock and threw it under the tree, then cried and begged for mercy to Nini, "Little Princess Nini, I am really not Tang Monk, I really can't live forever after eating my meat... Okay, I don't want even my cassock. I won't be a monk anymore. Can you let me go?"

"Nini, I'm bringing the peacock to support you. Ahhhhhhh, bad guy, you're done, my Peacock King is here." The monk's cassock had just been thrown away, and the situation that made him even more speechless came. Silina came with three peacocks.

"Sister, brother, I'll bring you all the geese. Tang Seng, you can't run away. Come down obediently, hahaha..." Johns followed the crowd of big geese and ran over behind Silina.

Gugugugugugu...gugugugu...... After the geese flock, Xiao Jianqiang, who was not notified, also rushed down from the mountain with a large group of forty or fifty chickens.

Seeing more and more poultry under the tree, the monk was so worried that he could cry. "Don't Han, what's the matter? As for it, I just want to pretend to meet you by chance and let you take me to make a fortune? Are you doing this to me??"

Gugugugu...gugugugu... When the monk shouted at Han Qingjun, Xiao Jianqiang bravely stepped on the body of the big goose and jumped onto Erhuang's body, then jumped from Erhuang's body to the goat's body, then jumped from the goat's body to the big yellow cow's body, and finally rushed up the tree to attack the monk, making him scream.

"Help, the rooster kills people, help, the rooster kills people...Okay, I won't pretend anymore, I'm actually a time traveler, I'm also a time traveler who travels from the earth!!" After being pecked by Xiao Jianqiang, the monk directly shouted at Han Qingjun that he was a time traveler.

Hearing the monk's words, Han Qingjun turned his head and looked at Meng Xiaoqiao and smiled, "This guy must have read my novel, and then he regarded himself as the protagonist in the novel!!"

"I feel the same way, otherwise he would not have spoken out about what he is a time traveler. Just like the time traveler in your novel, they are worried that their affairs will be exposed, and they never tell their secrets to the people around them, and they have never even told their wives and children." Hearing Han Qingjun's words, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately replied to him with an agreement.

Hearing the conversation between Han Qingjun and Meng Xiaoqiao, the monk roared and shouted directly on the tree, "You pig feet with golden fingers must be fine in time travel. I graduated from the fifth grade of tm primary school and can only read novels. What do you think I can do when I travel over here?

After traveling over, I asked me to carry novels, I tm, and I even had trouble moving them. I asked me to write songs. I can't write songs. I remember that only Xiaowei and Mouse love rice. As a result, you used them first. If I asked me to write a movie script, I couldn't remember the plot. If I didn't really get through, do you think I would be willing to come to you, a fellow earthling??"
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