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Chapter 3 The title of the scumbag

"I will never forget it?"

In the apartment, Su Qi looked at the lottery results in front of him. He was excited for a long time and actually pulled out what he could not forget. This is a magical skill against heaven.??????????

If I had this thing, I wouldn't have to borrow homework to copy every day when I went to school. I would have envied the academic masters, let alone be invited to parents every time. When did Su Qi dream of having the ability to remember everything he saw.

"Why don't you feel anything? I can't forget it after you get superpowers? In novels, don't you shake your body after you get superpowers, wash your marrow and bones, and open up the Ren and Du meridians?" Su Qi blinked.

"Host Fool One has obtained the 'Not Forget' skill, but has not been activated yet. Will it be activated immediately?"

The cold voice of the system suddenly echoed in my mind. At the same time, a virtual picture appeared in front of Su Qi, with countless small squares on it, with the words "Inventory" written on it, and a scroll was quietly lying inside.

There is also a row of small words on it above: The skill book is "not remembered after reading it", which has not been activated yet.

Su Qi suddenly realized and hurriedly said to the system: "Activate immediately."

"Executing...Program error...Host Fool One does not meet the activation conditions, please get the activation conditions first."

Su Qi was stunned, "What are the activation conditions?"

"The activation condition is...sing loudly, the lyrics are as follows..."

"Shit, I'm a piece of shit, my life is cheaper than an ant. You sit in a Mercedes-Benz and I'm picking my nose. I know it's hard to move my death. Shit, I'm a piece of shit..."

The system finished reading this lyrics coldly and seriously, and at this time, Su Qi's face was already purple-red.

Damn, you uncle!

Which of the activation conditions designed by this scam product is not like this? I, the peerless star who will dominate the universe in the future, actually sing such a song?

It’s impossible, my buddy, I wouldn’t surrender. I would rather die standing and never live on my knees!

"The system of cheating is cancelled immediately and will be used directly for this host." Su Qi shook his head and said in a handsome voice.

"No malicious insulting the system is allowed, and a warning is made once. The activation conditions cannot be recovered, please implement them consciously."

"Your uncle, you are a messy system, I'll scold you, what's wrong? You bite me."

"No malicious insult to the system, warn twice. If there is a third time, the system will automatically impose a penalty."

"I believe you evil, I will scold you, trash, garbage, and slag." Su Qi compared his middle finger to the air, and the donkey's temper became stronger.

"Dingdong, the host fool No. 1 maliciously insults the system, and the warning is useless. I will make the following punishment."

"I was given an epic title of 'Love Loser'. The title will be released from today. The host has no right to refute it. It can only be automatically cancelled when the host's reputation reaches 100 million points."

"Dingdong, the host won the first epic title, rewarded with one lucky star, and once a lottery."

"What?" Su Qi was stunned. There was a round halo on his head, emitting purple light, with a row of small characters written on it.

The title of "Loser Loser": The host will not have the right to have a happy love. Whenever the host is in love, he will be in trouble for the first three days.

Damn, the system really comes to it. Do you want me to be single for the rest of my life and eat dog food for the rest of my life? This is too cruel and inhumane!

Su Qi burst into tears and surrendered directly, "Brother of the system, can I sing so badly? Can you cancel this title?"

"Once the title is awarded, it cannot be changed."

The system's voice was cold, and Su Qi's heart was even colder. In desperation, he had to accept the reality silently, raised his head and looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, and tears passed by the corners of his eyes.

"Shit, I am a piece of shit, my life is cheaper than an ant. You sit in a Mercedes-Benz and I pick my nose. I know it's hard to move my death. Shit, I am a piece of shit..." Su Qi still sang, crying while singing.

"Dingdong, get special skills 'not forgetting'."

A golden light suddenly appeared and bathed on Su Qi, just like the characters in the game have been upgraded. After the light flashed, Su Qi felt that the things that had seen before were becoming clearer and clearer in his mind.

He had a clear idea, and it seemed that everything had been remembered. Even five years ago, he remembered clearly how many centimeters of toilet paper he used when he was going to the toilet!

"It turns out that 'not forgetting' will not only be the things that will be remembered in the future, but even the things that have been experienced before, the vague or even forgotten memories will be remembered again."

Su Qi pondered. Although he sang a piece of shit, it was really a good thing to remember after all.

Although he was a little unhappy, he was still very happy now that he got the benefits. He looked at the lucky star he had just obtained in his backpack, but Su Qi did not use it immediately. He vaguely could not be wasted this thing and could be very useful at critical moments.

There is another chance to draw, forget it and keep it. This time I sing, maybe what to sing next time I draw something out!

After experiencing this incident, Su Qi has already understood the nature of the system. You must not challenge this guy, otherwise you won’t know how to die!

Su Qi turned on the computer and clicked on the game "Tianlong Baji" to relax and enjoy his mood. However, he found that he was originally the operator of "Sohu" company, but at this time he became a new brand due to the modification of the world background.

It is called Thousand Years of Travel. After opening the game, an interface pops up with the latest consultation on the game. Su Qi originally glanced casually and his eyes were immediately attracted.

"Millennium Company has bid 200,000 yuan to find the theme song for the Tianlong Ba Mo. Players are welcome to contribute enthusiastically!"

Su Qi was stunned and then was ecstatic. In the revised world, there was no theme song on the Tianlong Ba Mo. There is no way out. The money owed to the crew is settled!

In the past lives of the earth, the Tianlong Ba Mo has a theme song, which is Xu Song's "Half of the City of Smoke and Sand", which is officially designated.

Su Qi clicked on the web link, and there were already hundreds of samples of works in the window that popped up, and there were more than 100,000 comments from netizens below.

"Oh my God, Qiannian actually bid so high, 200,000, but just for a song?"

"I haven't seen the world upstairs. The Thousand Years Company has a strong financial resources and it's not enough for me to spend the money."

"I'm not saying that there are hundreds of works here, but there is no one that suits my heart."

"No, isn't "Remembering the River and Lake" which ranks first in votes very nice?"

"I feel that the artistic conception of "Remembering the River and Lake" is still a bit worse, but it is indeed much better than the others."

Su Qi browsed a few messages casually, then clicked "Remembering the River and Lake", which had the most invoices, and listened to them with a close eye. I have to say that there are indeed some advantages, no wonder he would make it to the top of the list.

But compared with "Half of the City of Smoke and Sand", it is not a little worse.

Su Qi hasn't heard Xu Song's song for almost five years, but his memory of "Half of the Smoke and Sand" is particularly profound. This is his favorite song when he was a student.

Who has no Xu Song in his youth? When he was a student, Xu Song's songs were widely sung. I remember that in music class, the teacher even taught him to sing "Broken Bridge and Snow".

Su Qi listened to several other songs on the list. Except for "Remembering the Rivers and Lakes", the others were either whining without any reason or raising high notes. The things they created were really unbearable to look at, which made Su Qi more confident.
Chapter completed!
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