Chapter 168 Want to see a joke? You are the joke!
Nan Yi was very puzzled as he watched Fu Chen searching here and there.
"Yiyi, where did you hide it?"
"What are you looking for? I didn't take it."
Fu Chen obviously didn't believe it, so he came to interrogate her and started to use his hands and feet as soon as he came up.
"If you don't have any objection if safety measures are not taken, I will be happy to fully cooperate with you."
Nan Yi tilted her head, somewhat puzzled, "You're so thoughtful, were you looking for a condom just now?"
Fu Chen, who had been forcibly abstinent for several days when he came back from Lanyue Garden last time, nodded, looked at her with a scrutinizing gaze, and pulled out a seductive smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Little goblin, please give up your resistance. Tonight, I am bound to win."
He leaned over and bit Nan Yi's earlobe, and asked half coaxingly, half threateningly: "Hurry up and tell me where you are hiding it?"
"I really didn't hide it. Maybe it was snatched away by some little mouse who needed it in a hurry!"
After saying that, Nanyi pushed Fu Chen away and continued to type on the keyboard.
"Last time I came back, I obviously put it in the drawer of the bedside table."
"Fu Li took it away? It's impossible, she's still a bachelor now!"
Nan Yi was speechless, Fu Chen was not only slanderous, but also a cheating brother who regarded his own sister as a tomboy.
She took the A4 paper next to her and wrote a few big words on it with a signature pen - No war today.
Nan Yi turned around, patted Fu Chen's butt, and handed it to him, "Take it, you can play with it by yourself, I have big things to do."
Fu Chen, who was rummaging through the bookshelf at the back, turned around and took the paper and looked at it, "What else do you think you have to do?"
"Big things are going to happen! You should quickly find a book to read and go to bed early."
Fu Chen crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it into the wastebasket.
He leaned down and hugged Nan Yi, "Yi Yi, I'm going to call it a big deal tonight, you can do whatever you want with me."
After saying that, Fu Chen walked towards the big bed holding Nan Yi, who was scolding him with his hands and feet and scolding him.
"I have a way to ensure safety and satisfy you."
"I'm so satisfied with the big-headed ghost, please put me down quickly...let me go..."
The two were kissing passionately when they heard a crisp knock on the door.
Nan Yi sat up from the bed with excitement and tidied herself up.
Fu Chen, who had forgotten to lock the door, was also slightly panicked. He quickly buttoned up his pajamas, sat up straight, and covered his lower body with a quilt.
He casually picked up a book beside the bed and responded coldly, "Come in!"
The bedroom door was pushed open, and Lin Jingche was seen mysteriously running in with his hands behind his back. As soon as he got to the bed, he nuzzled towards Nan Yi.
Lin Jingche said with a smile: "Yiyi, give it to you."
After saying that, he took out a "balloon" that was blown up very thinly and almost transparently from behind, and there was a small bump on the balloon.
The two of them watched the "balloon" in Jingche's hand turn to stone instantly.
Lin Jingche didn't know why, and was a little disappointed, "Yiyi, don't you like this? It doesn't matter, I have many more in my room, they are colorful!"
Nan Yi wanted to die. She glared at Fu Chen, who was sitting next to her and was stunned, "Or the Rainbow series?"
"Um."
Fu Chen's voice was very soft and muffled.
Nan Yi lay down on the bed in depression, with an expression that made him hopeless.
"Fu Chen, you have to deal with the trouble you caused yourself."
Fu Chen was also made to laugh and cry, and the veins on his forehead were pulsing.
He pulled Jingche over and said solemnly: "Lin Jingche, do you know what it is called to take other people's things without their permission?"
"What's it called?"
Fu Chen began to educate Jing Che through gritted teeth, "It's called stealing, it's an extremely bad crime."
Since Nan Yi moved into Fu's house, Fu Chen has become more and more dissatisfied with this boy. "Next time you do this again, I will hand you over to the police. They will confiscate your toys and snacks and put you in a small cell."
In a dark room, you will never see your parents again."
Lin Jingche stared with big innocent eyes and started to act cute, "But I haven't stolen anyone else's things!"
Seeing his quibbling, Fu Chen poked the "balloon" in his hand with his finger.
He said coldly: "This is mine."
Lin Jingche retorted coldly, "You're lying, this is my grandpa's."
When Nan Yi heard this, her burning desire for gossip drove her to sit up again.
No way!
Grandma Fu has been dead for many years. Could it be that...
Nan Yi burst out laughing, then pretended to be calm and hugged Fu Chen's shoulders.
"Fu Chen, is grandpa looking for a wife? Congratulations, you are going to have a new grandma."
Fu Chen, whose head was full of black lines, pulled off her white claws and warned sternly, "Don't talk nonsense!"
He carried Lin Jingche to the bed with his backhand. The little guy's fair face was very angry and he muttered like a little puffer fish.
"Fu Chen, just wait. When you get old, I will not only kidnap your wife, but I will also flatten you and stick you on the wall. You can't even pick it off."
Fu Chen listened clearly and was amused, "Okay, I'll wait. I also really want to know how he was beaten until he was stuck on the wall and couldn't get off."
Nan Yi smiled and reminded Fu Chen, "Don't hurt him. Why are you trying to compete with a child?"
"I'm measured!"
Fu Chen tidied Jing Che's wrinkled pajamas and threatened again.
"Lin Jingche, although lying is not a crime, it is enough for me to send you back to Haicheng tomorrow and let your parents discipline you."
When Lin Jingche, who originally went to a new kindergarten in Ningdu City, heard this, he quickly stepped forward and hugged Fu Chen with his little hands.
"Brother Fu Chen, we have something to discuss."
The little thing just kissed Fu Chen on the face, and he wiped his face in disgust.
Lin Jingche pretended not to see it, sat in his arms and said softly: "I really didn't lie. I saw grandpa running to you, finding a small box, and then went downstairs and went to the back garden."
"I was curious about what it was, so I followed it secretly and picked up a box of colorful balloons in the trash can. They were also individually packaged high-quality balloons!"
Nan Yi, who had been laughing so hard just now while relying on Fu Chen to listen to jokes, suddenly felt that gossip was no longer good. She discovered that the joke was on her.
Nan Yi lay down on her back. She really couldn't live here anymore. She was already being targeted by the elders of the Fu family.
She had no objection to arranging her and Fu Chen to get along well and fall in love seriously, but Nanyi couldn't accept the urge to get married and to induce pregnancy!
Nan Yi lay slumped on the bed and lay down again, "Fu Chen, I'm serious, I'm going to move out tomorrow."
Fu Chen nodded helplessly, and he definitely felt sorry for her, "I'm going to deal with the 'balloon' in Jingche's room first, and I'll talk about it when I get back."
After saying that, he hugged Jing Che and got out of bed and went straight to Jing Che's room.
After Fu Chen finished handling the condoms in Jingche's room, when he returned to the room, he found that Nan Yi had almost packed his luggage.
Fu Chen sat on the piano bench and watched her busy, "Do you really want to leave?"
"I have decided to leave!"
Nan Yi expressed her determination while cleaning up.
Turning around, she saw Fu Chen's dark eyes filled with disappointment. She felt a little sorry for her man.
"I'll move back home for a few days first. Once your flat is ready, I'll move in. Mr. Fu is always welcome to stay over."
Fu Chen took her into his arms and stared at Nan Yi for a moment. He put his arms around her waist and kissed her, deepening the kiss...
In the mid-level villa, Fang Yuanshi stood alone on the balcony. He had not smoked for a long time, took out a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking.
The flickering red fireworks made his face look a little lonely.
He took his cell phone and wanted to call Lin Xiaocheng to congratulate her on becoming famous. After thinking for a long time, he made the call.
Chapter completed!