The short and fat man's bamboo basket contains many things that I have never seen before, such as precepts, wooden fish, Buddhist beads, cassocks, scriptures... These things are all for monks.

At noon, Ling Guangzu also shaved my hair and said, "You will be a little monk from now on."

I asked, "Why should I be a little monk?"

He said: "You live in a temple and eat in a temple. How can you do not become a monk?"

After Ling Guangzu shaved my hair, he taught me slandering the world. He said, "Today I will teach you numbers, you must remember them firmly. One is called the stream, two is called the moon, three is called the Wang, four is called the Ze, six is ​​called the God, seven is called the Star, eight is called the Zhang, nine is called the Cliff, ten is called the Foot, hundreds is called the Foot, thousands is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, thousands is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot, and ten is called the Foot."

I followed Ling Guangzu and learned the digital slang word by word. I felt that there was no rule in the slang word. I don’t know who invented this kind of language that was deliberately unintelligible to ordinary people.

I said, "It's hard to remember slander."

Ling Guangzu said: "No matter how hard it is to remember, you must remember these numbers today, and remember several names: prostitutes are called Huadi, officials are called tails, merchants are called descendants, and pilgrims are called the number one brother."

I said, "I remember my head was too big."

Ling Guangzu said: "No matter how big the head is, you must remember. The temple is about to open. I will not wait for you to learn the slander and the slander before opening. In front of the first brother, if you don't say slander, do you still have to say things that others can understand?" Ling Guangzu has already started to talk slander and the slander and the slander. The first brother refers to pilgrims in the temple, the shopping mall refers to customers, and the restaurant refers to diners. This is a different name for a specific occasion. And now, the first brother has become the boss's special point.

While we were talking, the short and fat man kept busy cleaning the courtyard and organizing the flower beds, working diligently like an ant. Ling Guangzu said to me: "When we talk about fraud in the future, we must avoid this Dishou Qilu."

There is also an apricot yellow flag in the bamboo basket with the big Buddha embroidered on it. Ling Guangzu hung it on the rope and raised it to the top of the high flagpole. Then, it took out several banners, some of which read "I know five hundred years ago, and five hundred years later, Zhuge is alive, and Liu Ji is reborn - a gift from Gao Wangsheng, Gaojiazhai, Xinyang." Some of the banners read "Ask for everything, give me Guanyin," Ling Guangzu told me that he paid for money from a town at the foot of the mountain. With this banner, I don't worry about not having any business.

After the bamboo basket was empty, I put the bamboo basket into the vegetarian room in the backyard. Suddenly, I heard a noise in the front yard.

I was in the window of the vegetarian room and saw a group of people rushing into the temple gate. Someone asked in surprise: "A monk has come to the temple again? Oh, there has been no incense here for several years." Someone said: "When I saw flags floating here from the bottom of the mountain, I thought there would be someone, and it turns out to be true."

Ling Guangzu came forward, holding the Buddhist beads in his hand, lowered his eyebrows and looked smooth, and muttered something in his mouth.

A young man saw the words on the banner and asked an older man next to him: "What is it written on it?"

The elderly read it once, and the young man said, "You are a lie. I heard that there are fake monks who specialize in cheating money."

Ling Guangzu said calmly: "In front of the Buddha, donor should not speak nonsense, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster."

The young man stubbornly said, "I said, you are fake monks, who are specializing in cheating money. What can you do to me?"

Ling Guangzu shouted repeatedly: "Since sins, sins, within seven days, the donor's family will suffer a disaster."

The young man laughed: "You can only deceive others, but you can't deceive me."

Ling Guangzu said again: "In seven days, the donor's family will suffer a disaster. Please go back."

When the young man was about to go out, he said proudly: "I'll sit at home for seven days, and I'll see how a disaster will come."

After the group of people left, Ling Guangzu called me out of the vegetarian room and asked me to wrap my head in a cloth shirt. I followed the group of people and must not reveal my identity. I secretly remember where the naughty young man lives.

At that time, the men in the countryside dressed the same, ink-black tops or indigo tops and pants, the people in the northern countryside were wearing thousands of layers of cloth shoes, and the people in the southern countryside were wearing straw sandals. At that time, the men's hairstyles were similar, either shaved or cut short hair, which was equivalent to today's buzz cuts. At that time, there were also cotton cloth sold from urban spinning mills, and there were various colors, but few of them. The people in the countryside called this delicate cotton cloth. This name is still used today. In some remote villages in the north, the old men and women even called the cloth bought from the shop foreign cloth.

However, this young man was different. His hair was long and was split in front, which was equivalent to today's middle-part hairstyle. At that time, people called this hairstyle a student head or a foreign house. The clothes he wore were different from others. He wore a blouse made of foreign cloth, his collar was upright, and his pants were not big-crotch pants, but was equivalent to the style of straight-leg pants today. Whether in terms of his clothes or hairstyle, this young man was different from the farmers who came with him. Moreover, his skin was not as rough and dark as those farmers.

He is a country student who has attended school in the city.

After living in the city for a few years, and returning to the countryside, people like this are most likely to be restless, and they will criticize everything they see.

Such a person is very well-known in the countryside, so Ling Guangzu is going to attack him.

It is a relatively difficult thing to track a person among a group of people, and it is easy to be confused if it is not done properly. However, this young man is easy to track because among a group of farmers, he is as eye-catching as a crane stands out from the crowd.

I pretended to be a rushing person, walking slowly behind them, and occasionally I stopped to pat the dust on my feet. They laughed and laughed all the way, without paying attention to someone following behind me.

After walking a long journey, I saw the student leave the crowd, walk up a fork alone, and then disappear in a bush.

I quietly walked into the woods and found that there was only one yard and several houses in the woods, and the houses were brand new. Behind the woods, there were a larger forest, where more than a dozen households lived, and the houses were dilapidated. The image of students stood out among the farmers, and the students' families stood out in the countryside.

The students' families belong to rich families in the countryside; the students belong to educated people among farmers.

Five days later, there was no moon and the sky was full of stars. I followed Ling Guangzu to the student's house. Ling Guangzu poured vegetable oil on the student's house gate.

After the flames ignited, we quickly left.

I walked up to a mountain bag and looked back and saw a few figures running in the fire.

The next morning, the temple gate had just opened, and the short and fat man was holding a broom to go out to clean the dust on the floor. Two people walked into the temple, one was an old man and the other was an old woman. They knelt in front of the Buddha statue and kowtowed repeatedly.

Then, more people came outside the temple gate, and they knelt down in the temple.

When the short and fat man saw so many people suddenly coming from the temple, he was extremely excited and put down his broom and shouted: "Master, Master."

I knocked on the wooden fish, walked out of the meditation hall, and asked, "Why are you panicking?"

The short and fat man asked, "Where is the master?"

I deliberately shouted: "My master went out of the mountains yesterday and has not come back yet."

Looking back, I saw Ling Guangzu hiding behind the window frame and laughed cunningly.

The student incident caused great response in the mountain village. Overnight, Xiangyong Temple broke out a sign in the Dabie Mountains. The number of people coming to enter the incense gradually increased.

One day, I saw Ye Zi in the crowd of incense. Ye Zi's parents knelt in front of the Buddha statue, muttering words in their mouths, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. Ye Zi knelt behind her parents, and while her parents were not paying attention, she stood up and ran to the courtyard to play. There was a big locust tree in the courtyard, and several dark green insects were hanging from the big locust tree, and they were pulling the strings.

I quietly walked behind Ye Zi and shouted: "Hi."

Ye Zi was startled. She suddenly turned around and saw that it was me, so she angrily hit me. She rubbed my scalp with her palm and said, "You have good hair, but you don't have hair."

I said deliberately: "If you look good at me, then you can marry me."

Ye Zi said: "Okay, then I will tell my parents when I get home that I will marry no one, so I will marry you."

I said, "Then you have to wait for me."

Ye Zi said: "These days, people have come to me to propose marriage. My parents want to marry me. As long as you marry me, I will only marry you."

Ye Zi's parents stood up, Ling Guangzu walked up to chat with her. Ye Zi ran over and shouted to her parents: "Dad, mom, I won't marry anyone. You guys will blow the matchmakers out, I will only marry Daigou."

When my parents saw me standing behind the leaves, they said, "What do girls know? Stay aside."

Ye Zi said: "I'm going to marry Daigou, I'm going to marry Daigou."

Her father said, "A stupid dog cannot marry."

Ye Zi said: "Why can't I marry a dog?"

Her mother said, "A girl's family is yelling to get married. Do you still know whether you have shame?"

Ye Zi pouted and said, "Then you told the matchmaker to marry me, do you know whether you are embarrassed? Anyway, I will not marry anyone except stupid dogs."

Ye Zi ran out of the temple in anger, and Ling Guangzu touched my bald head and laughed.
Chapter completed!