However, I never thought that Ye Zi was going to get married today.

I want to stop the sedan chair, no one can carry my leaves away.

I ran towards Ye Zi's house. When I was tired of running, I quickly walked. After walking for a while, I ran again. I was panting like this and came to Ye Zi's house. Ye Zi's father and Ye Zi's mother were cleaning the tables and benches in the yard. There were high stacks of cups, bowls and plates on the chopping board of his house. There were red couplets beside the door frame of his house. A half-large dog was hiding in the corner and was ready to move, always trying to pick up a bone in the yard.

I asked, "Where is the leaves?"

Ye Zini said angrily: "What are you looking for my Ye Zi? My Ye Zi is married."

I asked, "Where did you marry?"

Ye Ziniang said: "I've been married outside the mountain."

I ran out of her door and ran along the ramp to the street. The shoe girl stood on the slope and shouted, "What do you want to do? What do you want to do?"

I ignored her and ran along the lonely street onto the road leading out of the mountain. I ran very fast, the wind whirling in my ears, my arms swung like wings, I fantasized that I could fly up, and suddenly flew to Ye Zi, and then, like a tiger Wu Song, knocked down the people who married Ye Zi over with three punches and two feet. They sat on the ground begging for mercy, and I rode on the horse with Ye Zi on my back, and drove to the castle on the mountaintop in the distance.

I ran and sweated. I ran up a hillside and stood on the top of the mountain and saw a group of people walking down the hillside, playing and striking, carrying sedan chairs. I thought, what they were carrying must be leaves. I stood on the top of the mountain and shouted loudly, but the noisy sound of suona and gongs and drums overwhelmed my screams.

I chased down the hillside, but I didn't walk down the trail. I rushed straight towards them, trying to intercept them. I ran too fast, with a heavy head and light feet, and fell on the slope. I jumped like a ball, crushing the clumps of date thorns, and pressing over a large piece of weed. My head hit a protruding stone. As soon as I felt the pain, another larger stone hit me. I was in a hurry and couldn't help myself like a kite with broken strings. Later, a bush blocked me and I finally stopped.

I was exhausted and in great pain, and I could do nothing. I slowly got up, feeling that my hands and feet could still move, and my face was sticky and touched, and I felt a handful of blood. I didn't know where on my head was broken, and I didn't care about checking the wound. I continued to chase down, trying to stop the leaves.

By the river at the foot of the mountain, I finally caught up with the group of people. The suona and gongs and drums in their hands stopped together, and everyone looked at me with blood and earth on my face. I ran to the sedan chair and wanted to uncover the red curtain.

A young man who looked older than me in front of the sedan stopped me and asked, "What are you going to do?"

I said, "Yezi is my wife, you can't take it away."

I shouted to the sedan chair: "Leaf, leaf."

Ye Zi unveiled the curtain, and I saw his face full of tears. He held the railing and wanted to walk down.

The young man looked at me and Ye Zi. He suddenly understood and shouted, "Where did the little thief come from? Little bald donkey, beat me."

The people carrying the sedan chair rushed over, and they punched me and kicked me to the ground. Their feet stepped on me, and I twisted and rolled on the ground.

The young man said to Ye Zi: "Tonight it depends on whether his body is broken. If it is broken, I will ask your parents for an explanation."

Ye Zi wanted to pounce on him, and two men held her with one hand and pressed her back into the sedan chair.

They were about to carry the sedan chair and let me go. I stood up and rushed towards the sedan chair again. They turned over and knocked me to the ground, kicking me with their feet, like kicking a ball.

Later, I lost consciousness and fell on the road. They carried the sedan chair and walked over me.

I am not Wu Song, I am just a little monk who knows how to do martial arts.

When I woke up, I was at the home of an old Chinese doctor. The old Chinese doctor said that when he returned from practicing medicine, he rode a donkey and saw a group of people beating me from afar. When he rushed over, the group of people had already walked away and I was knocked unconscious. He put me on the back of the donkey and carried me home.

He asked, "Why did those people hit you?"

I don’t know what to say, I am a monk, and the monk is destined to not have an indescribable relationship with any woman. When I have this relationship with Ye Zi, anyone will think that I am a little thief and a lustful monk who does not follow the rules and regulations. I am a frog, and I am destined to not fall in love with a swan.

I lie in the old Chinese medicine doctor's house for three days. During these three days, my heart was extremely cold and extremely painful. I carefully recalled that I was abducted and trafficked by someone, and my father ignored me. I suffered all the torture, but I could only tell myself. I made an appointment with Cui'er and couldn't find Cui'er. I fell in love with Ye Zi, but Ye Zi married someone else, but I was almost beaten to death... Life tells me that humans are the cruelest animals in the world, and there is no love or care between anyone.

I must take revenge.

Three days later, my body recovered. When I returned to Xiangyong Temple, I suddenly found that the third uncle was missing and there was an extremely beautiful woman in the temple.

I don’t know where this woman comes from, nor why this woman goes up the mountain. However, I don’t like this woman very much. She is not only unruly, but also extremely stubborn. Life in the temple was originally very peaceful, but since she had her, the temple was full of chaos.

She was not satisfied with everything in the temple, especially for the short and fat man. She thought the food made by the short and fat man was not delicious, and she thought that the short and fat man would not greet her when he saw her. When he saw me, he would be cold-faced. He still looked at me with a slander, as if I owed her half a piece of money. At first I thought she was like this to everyone, but later when I saw her flattering Ling Guangzu and looking at the second uncle, I realized that she was bullying me and the short and fat man.

She was so picky, it was supposed to be from a wealthy family. However, the daughter of a wealthy family had a kind of arrogance, which others could not imitate. She was cultivated by a wealthy family environment she had since childhood. At that time, the daughters of a wealthy family were all literate and went to a new school. Then she was born in a poor family and didn't look like her. She wore sets of jewelry after sets, her clothes were also renovated, and she also had a pair of sable coats owned by rich wives in the city.

She may be very smart. She knew that in this temple, Ling Guangzu and the second uncle were in the upper class, I was in the lower class, and the short and fat man was in the lower class, and she classified herself into the upper class, so she consciously oppressed me and the short and fat man.

I discussed with the short fat man how to take revenge on her.

One day, the weather was gloomy and there were few pilgrims in the temple. The short and fat man asked me to go to the back of the temple to find mugwort. He wanted to make fire seals. I went there. Because the incense was strong, there was a thoroughfare in front of the temple, where carriages could be driven side by side; behind the temple was a small path that could only allow one person to pass through, and there were thorns on both sides of the road.

I walked along the sheep intestine path to the hillside. There was a cluster of mugwort under the hillside. Mugwort was the best material for making fire marks. I had just walked more than ten meters before I met the woman. She went up the mountain and I went down the mountain. She walked very fast all the way because the sky was dark and there was a rumbling thunder sound in the distance.

The woman stood below and shouted, "Get out of here."

I stood on it and shouted, "Get out of here."

The woman shouted, "What kind of thing are you? Get out of here."

I also shouted, "You are a thing, get out of here."

A flash of lightning broke through the sky, and then the sound of thunder sounded in my ears. A bean-sized raindrop fell from the sky and hit my back, making me tremble for several times. I originally wanted to get out of the way, but when I saw the woman trembling for a few times, a pleasure surged in my heart. I didn't let it go.

I don't let her, and she doesn't let me. I get wet to the rain, and she gets wet to the rain too. Originally, as long as she turns sideways, or I walk sideways, another person can pass. But thinking that she is always unfriendly to me, I don't let her go sideways.

I waited for her to turn sideways, but she didn't turn sideways. I thought, you have only been to the temple for a few days, and when I was building a temple with a handful of earth and bricks in the temple, where were you? When I was painting clay sculptures in the temple, where were you? I have been running the temple prosperously, and you have just come. When you come, you will show your skills. You are the old man, so I won't be able to use your set.

The woman looked at me, and I looked at her. They were all in the shower and were in pain, but no one was willing to let her go. Now it was raining and the mugwort was wet, so I could only go back to the temple. As long as I returned to the temple, I would not be wet, but as long as she could suffer from the rain, I would not be afraid of the pain of the rain.

It’s just a pity that my stomach is swollen and I want to go to the cottage.

Suddenly, a shout sounded behind me: "Daidog, Dadou." It was the short and fat man's voice. He asked: "What are you doing there? It rains, you can't stay outside on rainy days. If you stay for a long time, you will get sick. If you get sick, you will be troublesome..."

I interrupted him and said, "I am here to be bullied with people."

The short fat man came to us and saw that we were covered in rain, and his face turned pale due to cold. He was suddenly happy. The short fat man said, "Daigou, wait, I'll come back soon. I'll bring you a good thing, you must not have thought, but you will definitely like it very much after seeing it..."

I said, "I can't wait, I want to go into the pit."

The woman had a sinister smile on her face: "Hmph, I'm going to go to the pit, but I won't let you go. I'm waiting for you to pull your shit and pee in your crotch."

I said, "I don't want to pull the feces and urine into my crotch, but I don't want you to be happy."

After a while, the short fat man took an umbrella and he happily handed it to me: "Daigou, give you an umbrella. If you spread the umbrella open, you won't be wet with the rain. The umbrella cannot be used normally, and it can only be used on rainy days..."

I said, "I'm in a hurry to go to the cottage."

The short and fat man said, "Then go quickly, I'll change you. Do you know where the cottage is? Go to the left, turn the corner, and the corner is the corner." I went to the cottage countless times, and I must know where it was and I don't need his guidance. Speaking long-winded is his usual characteristic.

I climbed up several steps and saw the short fat man holding an umbrella in one hand and putting his hips on his face, his face full of pride and satisfaction, and his mouth muttering. The woman's face was full of depression, and she was about to cry.

After I went to the cottage, I ran over to replace the short fat man. The short fat man said, "Okay, you can hold on first, I will come and change you after I cook."

I held an umbrella and looked at the woman who had become a chicken with a squid from the corner of my eyes. The woman's lips were blue and her whole body was rustling. At this time, she could no longer hold on. She turned sideways and said, "I don't want to be angry with you, please go down the mountain."

I said, "I don't want to be angry with you. If you ask me to go down the mountain, I won't go down the mountain. I want to go up the mountain."

The woman wanted to rush up the mountain in front of me, so I used my shoulders to resist her, but she wanted to walk in front of her. Humph, don't try to get any advantage in front of me.

Later, when I saw this woman alone again, I imitated her tone and said, "I don't want to be angry with you." Her face turned red and she quickly turned around and left.

My short and fat man and I lived a peaceful life.
Chapter completed!