Chapter 45 -45
Han Fuju is a joke whether in the officialdom or in the folk. He can’t finish the jokes about him with a few trains.
Han Fuju was like Black Bones, and he couldn't read a single word. However, he married the niece of Gao Buying, a scholar from the late Qing Dynasty and a famous scholar in the Republic of China. This scholarly woman brought him good luck.
Han Fuju defected to Feng Yuxiang in his early years and relied on military merits to work step by step. It is said that he fought bravely and killed people like a slaughter. However, these were all civil wars, and the Chinese died. In the later War of Resistance, he was scared before he saw the Japanese army, so he turned around and ran away, handed Jinan to the Japanese army, and was killed by Chiang Kai-shek.
Han Fuju has a rude style, but he likes to be erotic. Folk legends, whenever he visits and gathers, Han Fuju will write a poem with a small hand. When he visits Mount Tai, he sees poems left by his predecessors on the rocks, and his mouth is unbearable. "Ode to Mount Tai" is "Ode to Mount Tai": "Far from a distance, he sees the black rumbling of Mount Tai, and the top is thin and the bottom is thick. If you turn over Mount Tai, the bottom is thin and the top is thick." He visited Daming Lake and saw the scenery as picturesque, he couldn't help but feel excited, and wrote a song "Daming Lake": "Daming Lake is big, and there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake. There are toads on the lotus flowers, poking and jumping around."
The people made great spoofs about this tofu general, but Han Fuju attached great importance to education and was willing to allocate money. One year, Han Fuju, as the chairman of Shandong Province, went to Shandong University to inspect and watched students play basketball. When he saw the opening, he was furious. The accompanying figure hurriedly asked. Han Fuju said righteously: "I allocated so much money to your school, why are the students and children still so poor that they can't afford clothes and wear shorts to grab a basketball on it, why don't each person give a basketball? I see that the money has been embezzled by the school's general affairs director."
When Han Fuju heard that Ling Guangzu's calculating world was the gods, he also invited Ling Guangzu to do a fortune for him. At this time, although Han Fuju was under Feng Yuxiang, he wanted to surrender to Chiang Kai-shek at both ends of the rat. Chiang Kai-shek was also trying his best to win over Han Fuju.
Han Fuju didn't know what to do.
Han Fuju asked Ling Guangzu to tell fortunes. Ling Guangzu wanted to go even if he wanted to go, but he didn't want to go even if he didn't want to go. Han Fuju asked Ling Guangzu to give him advice. Ling Guangzu could give advice, and he would give advice even if he didn't know how to give advice.
After getting on the ship Han Fuju, Ling Guangzu couldn't help it. If the ship did not dock, Ling Guangzu could not get on. However, Ling Guangzu didn't know when the ship would dock.
Ling Guangzu didn't understand Han Fuju. Ling Guangzu knew everything about the world, but knew nothing about the officialdom. He had never heard of Han Fuju before, and he had lived in seclusion in the Dabie Mountains for too long.
However, Ling Guangzu is very good at pretending.
At Han Fuju's official residence, Han Fuju greeted him with a smile, and Ling Guangzu pretended to be calm.
Han Fuju said: "I heard the great name of a high monk for a long time, and it is well known for thunder." Ling Guangzu said: "I heard the power of a general for a long time, and I admire him very much." In fact, they were the first time they heard of each other's name.
Han Fuju said: "I have something unknown and want to ask the monk."
Ling Guangzu's mind was circling nervously, unable to figure out what Han Fuju would ask. "The Yingyao Chapter" does not describe what kind of questions a high-ranking warlord like Han Fuju would ask. It is said that this type of senior officials are busy with all kinds of things and have a lot of things to do. Forget it, they still dare not talk nonsense, so as not to humiliate themselves.
Ling Guangzu said: "Dare you ask the general what he wants to ask?"
At that time, Chiang Kai-shek, the strongest, was trying to win over Han Fuju, and Feng Yuxiang and Yan Xishan were also very good at Yan Xishan. Jiang Fengyan’s battle was approaching, and Han Fuju didn’t know what to do? Han Fuju was in the secret room and told Ling Guangzu all his secrets.
Ling Guangzu narrowed his eyes and muttered something in his mouth. He said: "Jiang is in the position of Gan, Feng is in the position of Zhen, Yan is in the position of Kan, and the general is in the center. The position of Gan is temporarily in the upper position, and the position of Zhen is at the lower wind, and the position of Kan is unstable. Gan is a big one; Zhen is unstable; Kan is a twists and turns. The general temporarily relies on the position of Gan, and will be replaced later."
Ling Guangzu's profound theories made the illiterate warlord Han Fuju so excited. Han Fuju had long wanted to rely on Chiang Kai-shek because Chiang Kai-shek was the strongest warlord at that time. Speculation was the most prominent feature of the warlords of all sizes at that time.
Han Fuju gave Ling Guangzu ten gold bars as a reward.
Before leaving, Ling Guangzu sent Han Fuju again: "Whoever is more powerful with whom?" Han Fuju nodded repeatedly. Eight years later, this sentence killed Han Fuju.
After Ling Guangzu walked out of Han Fuju's official residence with high spirits, Han Fuju called the chief guard: "Follow this monk and kill him in a secluded place. How can he let me know my military secrets!"
In the middle of the night that day, I went to the thatched cottage because of diarrhea. Outside the thatched cottage was the cliff behind the temple. There was a path next to the cliff, which was where the short and fat man and I shared the cow with the woman.
I squatted in the thatched cottage and suddenly saw a huge fire rising and the temple was on fire. I didn't bother to tie my belt and ran out of the thatched cottage to try out the fire. Suddenly I saw many people in the firelight, and they were sprinkling something everywhere in the temple. That kind of thing was very pungent.
Someone was setting fire to kill people. I was frightened and fled back to the cottage, endured the stench, and escaped from the cessation pit.
I exchanged a body of feces for my life, but my master, the second uncle, and the short and fat man were burned to ashes by the fire that night.
The old monk's prophecy was fulfilled.
The master is not a master of physiognomy, but that old monk is a master of physiognomy.
The world of physiognomy is too dangerous. Even extremely smart people like Master and Uncle Second Master will inevitably suffer death, let alone stupid people like me.
I will never be involved in physiognomy for my whole life.
That night, I ran to the foot of the mountain along the path behind the temple, and then climbed up the ridge opposite on the dark night. The howling of wild wolves came from a distance, but I was not afraid that night. Compared with humans, wolves are a kind animal. Wolves are not actively attacking people when they are very hungry. People do not hesitate to achieve their sinful goals.
Talent is the most terrifying animal in the world.
That night, I sat on the mountain for a long time, and saw the fire burning and saw those people riding horses away. I thought of the master, the second uncle and the short fat man who had been burned to ashes in the fire, and suddenly burst into tears. Last night, we were still having dinner together in the vegetarian room, talking and joking, and I will never see them again and will never see them. Without them, what should I do?
I felt great fear and loneliness. I started to cry.
At dawn, the fire in the temple gradually faded. I wiped away my tears and walked towards the mountains I imagined. At that time, I thought they might intercept me on the road, so I didn't dare to walk the road, just walking through the dense forests and wilderness.
The sun rose, and I walked forward towards the sun. I knew that the place where the sun rose was east, and the direction of the second uncle and I went to Jingmen was also east. As long as we walked out of the Dabie Mountains and found densely populated counties and cities, I could survive.
I have three skills: rope walking, fortune telling, and seal engraving.
However, I don’t want to walk on the rope anymore. If I want to walk on the rope, I have to join the circus. If I join the circus, I will live the life of rats and dogs stealing with Gao Shulin. At that time, almost all the circus was run in this way. I don’t want to go to fortune telling anymore. In fact, I am a child who has not yet grown a beard. No matter who tells fortune, people don’t believe it. Not only do they not believe it, they will also drive it with a stick. Where can teenagers be fortune tellers in this world?
So now all that is left is seal engraving. Carving is my innate ability.
People who carve are craftsmanship and only have two ways to go. One is to squat on the street to carve seals; the other is to walk around the village and alleys, carve Fulu, Shouxi, Qiqi, Jiji, Calligraphy and Painting on the door, and carve lotus flowers and characters on the coffin head. The former is called craftsman, and the latter is called Mr. I can only be a craftsman, but I can't be a sir.
To engrave seals, you can only go to county towns and cities. If the old farmers in the mountainous areas don’t even know a big character, who needs a seal?
If I want to survive, I can only leave Dabie Mountains.
The Dabie Mountains are vast and boundless. I don’t know where there are villages or roads. The roads connect villages together, and the villages stretch the roads longer. Only the roads can there be villages, but I am afraid that those people will find me, so I walk alone in the mountains. When I was hungry at noon and wanted to find a village to beg for it, I found that I was already lost.
I don't know where this is. There is only the noisy sound of birds, only lush bushes, only steep peaks, and only white clouds on the top of the mountain float by. I looked around to see what I could eat. But, no.
It was summer at that time, and in addition to hunger, there was also thirst. Hunger was unbearable, and thirst made me almost faint. Later, I couldn't stand it, so I peeled off the bark and licked the sap under the bark with my tongue. In this way, I actually spent the unbearable noon.
When the hungry feeling passes, the stomach becomes numb, and I can't feel hungry. It's not until the afternoon that I thought of a good way to satisfy my hunger, which is cicadas, commonly known as cicadas.
In summer, there will be cicadas wherever there are trees, because cicadas, like me, rely on tree sap to survive.
The cicada's eyes protrude forward, and it can see movements on three sides, but it can't see the situation behind. When I was a child, I often climbed trees to catch cicadas in my hometown. When we heard the cicadas scream, we secretly climbed the tree and climbed behind it. Then we grabbed the branches with one hand, and suddenly reached the front with the other hand, covering the cicadas in the palm of our palm. The cicadas looked ferocious, but in fact it would not bite people.
That afternoon, after I caught the cicada, I pulled off my wings and eyes and swallowed its body. When I was a child, we had roasted cicadas in my hometown. We put the cicadas in the furnace. At first, the cicadas were still crawling, but under the scorching heat, it quickly stopped moving. Its body wanted to curl into a ball, but it could not curl into a ball. The roasted cicadas had a fragrance, but I had no fire, I had nothing, I only had this piece of clothing. I could only eat cicadas raw.
I ate several cicadas that day, but I didn't feel disgusted at all. Humans are an animal in nature, exactly like wolf, insect, tiger, and leopard. Wolves, insects, tigers and leopards never cook food before eating. In extreme cases, people can return to nature and live a life like their ancestors, apes, eating raw meat and drinking blood.
At dusk, my good life finally came.
Chapter completed!