Chapter 9 Learn the Physiognomy
Yuan Tiangang smiled softly: "Okay, now you can see how much merit you have. When you keep doing good things in the future and want to know how much merit you have, concentrate on thinking, and then the numbers will be displayed on your arm.
When Chu Run heard this, he concentrated on thinking and looked at his arm. Sure enough, he saw a number on it: 1009.
"Master, are you mistaken? How come you are so little? I have lived for more than twenty years to accumulate so little merit." Chu Run said dissatisfied after seeing the numbers.
Yuan Tiangang nodded helplessly: "A disciple, merit points are not so easy to accumulate, otherwise there will be many people in the world who can practice the truth. You are already pretty good. When I was at your age, I only had more than 300 merit points. Don't worry, as long as you take your time, you will definitely save enough."
Chu Run looked at Yuan Tiangang's helpless expression and really wanted to kick him: "What do you mean to take your time? If I can't save enough in my life, it won't be impossible to cultivate the truth in my life. Tell me some secrets to accumulate merit points, otherwise I will save enough 10,000 points until I was seventy or eighty years old, so I would rather die directly."
Yuan Tiangang was slightly stunned: "How did you know that I had only saved enough in my seventies or eighties?"
"Ah... no, Master, you said that you didn't save enough practice points until you were in your seventies or eighties. Why didn't you commit suicide at that time? How could you live so vigorously? By that time, girls can't be fucked, people can't jump anymore. Is it interesting to practice every day?" Chu Run asked curiously after hearing Yuan Tiangang's words.
Yuan Tiangangqi's beard raised: "Little Rabbit Weizi, do you think everyone is like you and think about picking up girls every day. I am an upright person, a pure person, a person who is separated from low-level interests. I am..."
Chu Run heard him brag about himself and quickly reached out: "Stop, you are a perverted person, a poor old virgin, haha..."
Yuan Tiangang is really helpless with this apprentice, just like the ones singing in that song, just because he thought you too perfectly. This is my unforgivable sin, and in the end he had to pretend to be serious. "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, do you still want to learn?"
Chu Run smiled badly: "Hehe...If I say I don't learn, will you be angry to death, Master?"
Yuan Tian was so angry that he could no longer pretend to be a fairy-like man. He gritted his teeth and said, "I won't be angry to death, I will strangle you to death first, you are simply my hell."
Chu Run knew that he couldn't always make him angry: "Haha... Okay, Master, you look very handsome and very masculine when you are angry. Do you know? Teach me all your skills quickly and don't keep them anymore."
After hearing this, Yuan Tiangang knew that he could not be angry with him like this anymore. He gave him an angry look: "Listen, what I want to teach you now is physiognomy, which includes physiognomy and palmism. We must judge a person's recent and long-term fortune by his complexion and face that is different from ordinary people..."
Yuan Tiangang began to talk endlessly, and Chu Run finally settled down. He listened carefully and asked constantly, and the two entered a formal teaching mode.
Just like last time, Yuan Tiangang used a little immortal power on his head in order to allow Chu Run to remember what he said.
The physiognomy is different from the arithmetic of Bazi. It is even more complicated than the arithmetic of Bazi because a person's fortune is constantly changing. As a physiognomy master, not only can he be able to see a person's long-term fortune through facial features and palms, but also see some recent changes.
Not only that, the observation of people by the physiognomy master is also very complicated. Many things are not visible on the face or hands like they usually see. There must be a unique method of physiognomy master. In addition, these things can be understood in some medical principles. Therefore, Yuan Tiangang talked for a long time, and Chu Run did not disappoint him. Not only did he not feel annoyed, but he became more and more energetic as he listened, and the questions he asked were also very strange.
Fortunately, Yuan Tiangang's understanding of Yi Shu had already reached the level of hard work. With so many years of dedicated research with fellow practitioners, he could answer one by one. Moreover, he was very satisfied with Chu Run's serious attitude towards learning. He remembered that when he was a disciple of the mortal world sect, even the best disciple could not listen for so long and be so energetic.
Finally, Yuan Tiangang couldn't bear what he said, so he finished speaking all the physiognomy. When he saw that Chu Run was still energetic: "Master, continue talking."
Yuan Tiangang blinked in disbelief: "What are you saying, aren't you tired of listening?"
Chu Run shook his head blankly: "I'm not tired, what's wrong? Are you tired? No, are you not a god? Are you kidney deficiency?"
After hearing Chu Run's words, Yuan Tiangang directly came to his head: "Fuck, how can you get kidney deficiency for your teacher? And the gods will not get sick at all."
Chu Run looked at him angry; "Master, it's true, you haven't picked up girls, you know what's going on with your kidneys. If you have time, you'd better check it out. Don't really have prostatitis or something. How worried I will be, my apprentice."
Yuan Tiangang gave him annoyed look: "You guy is just a sharp-mouthed person. I've finished speaking. You must practice well during this period. After you have thoroughly mastered this physiognomy, I will teach you astrology, gossip algorithms, etc. In addition, you must remember to practice more merits.
I will tell you a secret. If you practice too slowly by yourself, you must mobilize others to do good deeds together like before. If you can persuade bad people to do good deeds, then one-third of the merits he does will be recorded on you. If he advises others to do good deeds, then one-tenth of the merits will be transferred to you. Do you understand?"
After listening to Yuan Tiangang's words, Chu Run pondered for a while, and suddenly looked up at Yuan Tiangang angrily: "Damn, Master, it turns out that gods are all engaged in pyramid schemes, and they are pyramid-style pyramid scheme organizations, which is so terrible."
Yuan Tiangang's feet became soft when he heard this, and he almost fell down. What do you mean by this? "Nonsense, this is doing good deeds. Why can't you think of something good? I really doubt whether your original good man from all ages has been remembered by God for you."
Chu Run curled his lips at Yuan Tiangang and smiled: "Tsk, it's not that God made a mistake, it's that you made a mistake in your mind. Okay, I gave me a Hercules pill last time. I can't let me go empty-handed this time. Take the time to find out what treasures you have on you. Give it to me quickly, I will keep it as your relics."
After hearing Chu Run's words, Yuan Tiangang couldn't help knocking on his head again: "Tu Weizi, you are too greedy. I tell you, don't treat me as a treasure manufacturer, no, but you have already gained benefits these two times. In order to make you remember what I said, I used fairy power to transform your head. You can now say that you have never forgotten it. This is enough to surprise you."
When Chu Run heard this, he suddenly widened his eyes and said excitedly: "Damn, Master, you are so good. No wonder I always remember those yellow books during this period. Why not do this? I still have time. You can transform my whole body. The whole body of gold and steel is better to be able to turn my little ** to more than 30 cm. Now it's more than 20 cm, and I always feel that I'm not strong enough."
Yuan Tiangang looked at Chu Run's mouth flying, and his expression was as if he saw Jinshan. He couldn't help but tremble: "Damn, do you think this is a random change. I have changed my brain for you and have done my best. If I have too many, I will suffer from heavenly disasters.
The most important thing is that you have more than 20 cm and you are not satisfied. This is already very huge among boys. You have more than 30 cm and want to kill someone, a little virgin."
After hearing Yuan Tiangang's words, Chu Run blushed: "Uh...Who said I am a virgin? I am a romantic talent."
Yuan Tiangang blushed when he looked at Chu Run, just like Columbus discovered the New World: "Haha... a romantic talent, the most romantic time you have been sneaking into a girl's butt or being crowded with the crowd, I was so laughing to death. Hahaha..."
Chu Run looked at Yuan Tiangang's smile and looked up and closed, hoping to find a crack in the ground to get in. The low emotional intelligence was his greatest pain ever. Although he had a crush on countless girls, except for the illusion of nocturnal dreams, he had never had a formal relationship in reality, and even if he talked too much to the girl, his face would blush.
The only time I touched a girl's butt has always been his greatest pride. That's Li Shanshan, the school beauty of their school. I remembered the crowded bus that year, a wolf hand pretended not to deliberately touch her butt in the crowd. The feeling of being so vivid that I still remember it vividly. I missed several times that night, which was really fortunate.
But at this time, the glorious deeds became not glorious at all: "Master, can't you be more implicit? You are still a fairy, and you are not as good as me. After living for so many years, you are still a virgin, and I think I don't know."
Now it was Yuan Tiangang's turn to be embarrassed, and his old face turned red and he quickly started talking: "Okay, disciple, the master is leaving, you must remember to do more good deeds." After saying that, with a 'swoosh', the person turned into a white light and disappeared into the sky.
Chu Run looked at the direction of Yuan Tiangang's disappearance and pondered for a while. How could both master and apprentice be virgin? It seems that she must face life bravely and have a good relationship. Yes, when she returns to school this time, she will write a love letter to the school beauty, and she must touch his heart.
Chapter completed!