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Chapter 75: Heroes Lonely

abnormal!

Two perverts.

This is what everyone thinks of Li Youming and Zhou Ruolin.

One is a pervert that comes out of the first couplet, and the other is a pervert that goes out of the second couplet.

Most people are confused and really doubt whether they are fake Chinese. They know every word, why can't they understand it even if they are together? God knows that there are so many ways to play Chinese characters.

Zhou Ruolin looked at Li Youming solemnly: "If you match this couplet again, I will lose. I will consider investing in you 10 million."

Li Youming was stunned. This wave was not a loss. Although the investment of 10 million yuan is a drop in the demand of the Sky City, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still a piece of meat. A couplet of 100,000 yuan per poem, hundreds of thousands of yuan spent in a blink of an eye. Li Youming was feeling distressed, and this was a 100,000 yuan investment. It was not a loss.

Although Li Youming was so anxious that he burned his butt, he hurriedly said: "Okay, one word is certain."

"A word is determined. This couplet is difficult..."

Zhou Ruolin began to explain.

At this time, Li Youming's phone rang again. It was Shangguan Liuqiu, who answered with a sad face and said, "Wait, I'll arrive in five minutes, and the road is a little blocked."

"Boss Li, please stop lying to me. I hear someone talking to you."

"I heard it wrong, it was the sound of the radio."

"Come back quickly, my engineer can't wait."

"I know, it's almost done."

"If I can't complete the cost today, I may have to wait for a month. My dad left Yao Xi for a business trip in one hour. You have to hurry up. While he hasn't left yet, I have to quote him quickly."

Li Youming stomped his feet in a hurry: "I understand, I'm stuck on the road now, there is a dump truck blocking in front of me. I can't get over, you wait."

After hanging up the phone, Li Youming looked at the strange people and silently said nothing.

Zhou Ruolin said with a funny look: "Is it blocked? Which road are you blocked? Mr. Li, I didn't see a dump truck."

"Stop talking nonsense, come out quickly."

Zhou Ruolin nodded: "This couplet was released three years ago, and no one has matched it yet. It can be said that it is the creation of heaven and earth, and the surprise of gathering all things..."

Li Youming put down his cell phone and jumped anxiously: "Come out the first couplet quickly. I'll finish it quickly, I have something to do."

Zhou Ruolin sneered: "It's only a few minutes delayed you? Do you think you can meet me immediately as soon as I came out of the first couplet? If you don't think about it for an hour or two, can you get rid of it?"

Li Youming sighed: "I beg you, please speak quickly."

"This couplet is very difficult. If I just say it out in a hasty way, you may not be able to understand the artistic conception. In this way, I will explain it clearly to you. It seems that you have something urgent to do. If you are not right, you can leave now. Haha, if you think you can be right, then I will leave here. You have to think about it for at least an hour before you can leave. After an hour, no matter whether you are right or not, you can leave. What do you think?"

Li Youming frowned in confusion: "What does it mean?"

Zhou Baixiang whispered: "Don't deal with you. You just called and exposed that you had something urgent. She deliberately delayed your time to harm you. It means that as soon as she came out, even if you don't match it, you are not allowed to admit defeat. You must stay here for at least an hour before you let you go. If you are really in a hurry now, okay, if she doesn't come out of the first couplet, you can just admit defeat and leave. Do you really have a grudge? I have never seen a woman who deals with her men like this."

Li Youming's temper suddenly came up. Hey, you were asked to be a demon? Just kidding, there are couplets that I, Li Youming, can't get it wrong in the world? The system collected all the money in advance...

"You should talk about the first couplet quickly."

A trace of cunning flashed in Zhou Ruolin's eyes, and waved her hand. More than a dozen security guards appeared in the venue and blocked the door: "Think about it, my boss Li, as soon as I came out of the first link, you must stay here for an hour. Even if your house is on fire, no matter how urgent it is, you can't leave."

After saying that, more than a dozen security guards rolled up their arms and sleeves, looked at Li Youming with a smile, blocking the door tightly.

Li Youming patted his thighs straight: "You said, I've held up a soak in my shit and you'll let me get some trouble. After that, I have to go back and poop quickly."

Zhou Ruolin's face turned gloomy: "Arrogant, do you really think you can get right? I tell you, it's impossible."

"Are you so annoying? Are you still right? I'll leave if I don't."

Everyone became nervous, and some even took out a pen to prepare to record. Zhou Ruolin's first two abnormal couplets have left a deep impression on people. The third couplet she said so solemnly is definitely not a simple thing. It must be more abnormal than the first two pairs.

Old Xu was so nervous that he had already stood up. Today he was so shocked. He used to play these word games, but today he realized that he could still play like this. Are young people too fierce now?

Not only did he miss Zhou Ruolin, but he also missed Li Youming. These two demons and monsters!

Zhou Ruolin sneered: "You, listen to me."

Li Youming didn't have the intention to listen. He stood anxiously and stomped his feet: "Tell me, ancestor."

Zhou Ruolin sneered, as if she was sure to win. When she said this couplet, she won.

"The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on earth, and the moon is full and the moon is half on the moon. Let the clouds go and come and go in the forest, and I will admire it myself."

After saying that, Zhou Ruolin sat down with a smile, picked up the purple clay teapot while pouring tea into the cup, while looking at Li Youming with a victorious and cunning look.

In the field, everyone's eyes widened and their mouths widened. What kind of ghost couplets? This is no longer a couplet. It's just to make things difficult for others and set up regular text games.

Too long? I have never heard of such a long couplet. If you don’t say it’s right for an hour, it’s hard to remember the first couplet just.

In just ten seconds, Li Youming started packing up his things, put on his jacket, took out the car keys and said anxiously: "Brother Bai Xiang, let's go together."

Zhou Baixiang and everyone were wondering what Li Youming was going to do? But seeing Li Youming strode towards the door, saying as he walked:

"The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on earth, the moon is full and the moon is half on the moon. Let the clouds go and come and go in the forest, and I will enjoy it alone...

At the end of this year, the beginning of next year, and the end of the year, you will be in trouble when you see the flowers blooming and falling in the world."

After saying that, Li Youming shouted, "Brother Bai Xiang, why are you still standing there? Let's go. I'm in a hurry."

The audience was surprised, and everyone could hear the needle.

With a bang, the purple clay teapot fell from his hand. A horror appeared on Zhou Ruolin's face, and suddenly stood up and screamed: "This is impossible!"

The audience was shocked, and everyone's hair stood up, including Lao Xu. How could this be possible? The first couplet sounded like a couplet at all. How could it be like such a long couplet? This is just a combination of words designed to make things difficult for others.

And Li Youming actually met in ten seconds. Not only did he meet, but he also scolded Zhou Ruolin. And he was not bad at all...

I am alone in my opinion. Yes, you are in trouble... no matter how you listen, you feel a sense of joy.

The security guard didn't understand, and looked at Li Youming with awesomeness: "Chairman Zhou, we?"

Zhou Ruolin looked at Li Youming deeply and said, "I will keep my word and give way to Mr. Li."

Li Youming glanced at him with appreciation, took Zhou Baixiang to leave quickly, and finally could leave.

Zhou Ruolin watched the back gradually disappear, and she felt anxious about gains and losses. Her self-confidence over the years was completely shattered and she was ruthlessly pressed to the ground and stepped on it.

At this moment, Li Youming poked his head out on the lintel: "Hey, you gave me so much, and I'll give you a couplet. If you match it, I don't want to invest ten million, and I'll give you a plaque to Wenzhou Chamber of Commerce, which says "I'm wrong". If you don't match it, add 50 million yuan to the investment? Well, the time limit is three days, right?"

Zhou Ruolin's temper suddenly became angry: "Okay!"

"A word is released."

"It's hard to chase after all."

A cunning flashed in Li Youming's eyes. Do you dare to make things difficult for me? If you don't let your knowledge last longer, you really think I am a soft persimmon. Haha, let you see what it means to make things difficult for me:

"Listen: I'll play the six-line inner hexagram three lines, the outer hexagram three lines, the one with the Yafu River, and count the three doubles more."

As soon as this couplet was released, Lao Xu, who kept counting on his fingers, almost fainted from a heart attack. This... this... is so perverted. If Zhou Ruolin's first couplet is a difficult task, you don't have the second couplet at all?

Zhou Ruolin was also stunned, looking at Li Youming, who was poking out half of her head, and couldn't say a word.

"Hey, do you understand? If you don't hear it clearly, I'll say it again?"

Zhou Ruolin said, "Then... then you say it again?"

"The six-line inner hexagram three lines, outer hexagram three lines, the one line is floating in the river, and count three or two more. Worship"

After saying that, Li Youming left everyone with an infinite imagination and an extremely coquettish back left Zhou Ruolin's complicated god.

Zhou Baixiang, who was full of admiration, followed all the way, but when he got off the elevator, he only heard Li Youming sighing bitterly: "Oh, the hero is lonely."... Friends reading books, you can search for "" and you can find this site as soon as possible.
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