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Chapter 477: How to Eat Tang Monk's Meat

"It's simply... nonsense! It's unreasonable!" Chen Yunhong was beaten by Wang Qian and then slapped in the right face, but he was unable to refute it, and he was so angry that he turned even more red.

"Professor Chen, you have studied "Journey to the West" for fifty years. I'll give you another chance to explain a question to me... After watching "Journey to the West", the most confusing thing about many viewers and readers is that those monsters caught Tang Monk and ate it in one bite, but instead had to wait for Sun Wukong to rescue him. So the cups were staged one by one, and Tang Monk would not die even if he caught him. Is it the author's idiot? Or the protagonist's halo? Do these monsters have problems with IQ? After fifty years of research, Professor Chen, can you answer this confusion?" Wang Qian asked another question to Chen Yunhong.

"I have studied this question for a long time. One book has written hundreds of thousands of words. In ancient times, there was no computer manuscript. It was difficult for the author to modify the previous article. It was normal for inconsistencies and illogical things to happen." Chen Yunhong was relieved when he heard this question. Someone had asked such questions before, and he answered this way. The person who asked the question was also quite satisfied with the answer.

As long as Wang Qian doesn't ask those unsolved mysteries, such as the question of the true and false Monkey King, Chen Yunhong has nothing to worry about.

"Wrong!" Wang Qian looked contemptuous.

"Will there be a more reasonable explanation for boy?" Chen Yunhong, a recognized Western scholar in the circle and a master of the research of "Journey to the West", was repeatedly questioned and slapped in the face by Wang Qian on his most conceited strengths in public, which made his face increasingly unhurried.

"The people who have eaten Tang Monk's meat in "Journey to the West" are actually far more than Tang Monk's biological mothers, and there are thousands of monsters and gods. Professor Chen knows nothing about this and is also known as a Western scholar. It's really a joke!" Wang Qian continued.

"There are thousands of monsters and gods who have eaten Tang Monk's meat in "Journey to the West", which is extremely absurd! A three-year-old child knows that this is impossible!" Chen Yunhong couldn't help but feel confident when he heard Wang Qian say this, wanting to see how Wang Qian makes a fool of himself.

"I will help you, the so-called 'Western scholar'..." Wang Qian had a sarcastic expression on his face.

The audience, host and other guests all looked at Wang Qian with curiosity. They knew that Wang Qian did not know that the "Western scholar" Chen Yunhong would come to the scene before participating in this show. If Wang Qian really overwhelmed Chen Yunhong in the knowledge of "Journey to the West", it would not be the result of a temporary cram.

It can only be explained that Chen Yunhong's so-called study of "Journey to the West" for fifty years was indeed just cheating and eating and drinking, and he was not as good as Wang Qian, the "outsider".

"See Chen! If you can't tell me why, you'd better apologize to everyone present honestly! Don't cheat around again in the future! Young people who are ignorant of the sky and the earth!" Chen Yunhong looked very dissatisfied. If there was an answer to this question, he had studied it for fifty years and must have been researched. But is there any?

"First of all, why do monsters eat Tang Monk's meat? It's because of this rumor: Eating Tang Monk's meat can prolong life. As we all know, monsters are not a hundred years old. The original book says that there is a great catastrophe every 500 years. Generally, monsters are based on 500 years, and they die as soon as the catastrophe arrives. The same is true for the gods in the sky, otherwise the Jade Emperor could not control the entire god world by relying on the peaches in his garden."

"What is the function of the peach? The book says that eating it can prolong life. The peach banquet is held every year in the sky, and every god can get a peach to eat. Because in the sky, it is 365 years on the ground, and it is almost the end. If the Jade Emperor doesn't give the fruit, no one can survive. This is why the monkey secretly ate peaches and caused the anger of the gods in the sky... That's their life!"

"The four resources that can live forever in Journey to the West are: the peaches in the Peach Garden. There are not many left of this monkey. Peach trees are not so easy to plant, and they must be reborn for a long time. Second, the golden elixir of Taishang Laojun was also eaten by monkeys; Third, the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian, but not only for a long time, this thing bears fruit, but also a small number. The key is that Zhenyuan Daxian, even the Jade Emperor and the Buddha Tathagata, are afraid of him, and ordinary gods and monsters dare not provoke him."

"In the end, only Tang Monk's flesh is left."

"The monsters on the ground are not gods. Without the organization of the Heavenly Court, they cannot eat the fruits in the organization! So, Tang Monk's meat became their best choice for prolonging their life. But what happened that after they caught Tang Monk but did not rush to eat it? In Chapter 70 to Chapter 74 of "Journey to the West", Tang Monk and his group met the Tathagata's uncle Dapeng Jing, the Dapeng Jing told us the correct way to eat Tang Monk's meat."

"Let's take a look at how Dapeng Jing eats Tang Monk's meat."

"One, this thing is not as good as that foolish man and a vulgar man. If you take it, you can use it as a meal. This is a rare thing in the Shangbang. This is what Dapeng said, which shows that Dapeng is aware of the goods! He knows very well that Tang Monk's meat is a rare resource; second, don't scare Tang Monk. Tang Monk cannot resist intimidation, and when it is scared, the meat will be sour. Dapeng not only knows that eating Tang Monk's meat can prolong his life, but also knows under what circumstances will Tang Monk's meat become invalid!"

"Three, you must wait for the sunny days. Dapeng also knows the specific way to eat until the cloudy day. When eating, you must be in a leisurely state, you must be in a happy mood and relax without any external disturbances. Fourth, you must eat Tang Seng. As mentioned earlier, they usually cook or cook people, but when eating Tang Seng's meat, they must be steamed and eaten."

"Five, to eat Tang Monk, to steam the whole living person! Monks usually eat people, they will scrape the meat first before eating, but when eating Tang Monk's meat, they will not kill or scrape it. They will steam the whole living person in a steamer; Six, to take him out and make it clean, and then blow it carefully. If you eat it carefully, it means that you must eat it slowly when eating, and you must not eat it voraciously. After Tang Monk steams it, you have to cut it into small slices and eat it slowly."

"Dapeng has never eaten Tang Monk's meat, how could he know so specific and detailed? He is like an expert who eats Tang Monk's meat, and he knows every link clearly. If he has not eaten, how could he be such an expert?"

"So, based on common sense, we can infer that Dapeng has eaten Tang Monk's meat!"

"False! It's a big fallacy! It's a nonsense! It's a mess! It's defiling Western learning!" Chen Yunhong immediately stood up and argued loudly.

However, the other guests and audiences at the scene were very interested in Wang Qian's argument, and looked at Chen Yunhong with disgust, making Chen Yunhong embarrassed to sit back.

"Who is Tang Monk? Let's first look at the introduction of the original book: Tang Monk was originally a good person who practiced for ten generations. A little Yuanyang has not been released, and someone ate a piece of his meat to live and live forever. Tang Monk was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, to be precise, the tenth reincarnation. After Jin Chanzi died, he was reincarnated, grew up, died again, reincarnated again, died again, reincarnated again, reincarnated again, reincarnated again, reincarnated again... This was repeated until the tenth time, and he was Tang Monk."

"Dapeng should have eaten a reincarnation of Tang Monk or the original deity of Jin Chanzi. The original work read: Five hundred years ago, Jin Chanzi worshipped tea for Zhenyuan Daxian, which proves that Jin Chanzi was still alive at this time. Why did he die ten times in five hundred years? He reincarnated ten times? Even if he had done everything, the average maximum life span in each life was only fifty years old."

"Jin Chanzi practiced with Tathagata. Living for 500 years is definitely not difficult. Why is he so short? Looking back, there is one thing that happened 500 years ago. That is, Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago and stole a lot of peaches and destroyed a large number of peach trees. The few remaining peach trees were hidden by the Jade Emperor to rest and rest, and refused to pick the fruits."

"The Buddhist gods on the ground are anxious. If you don't have peaches to eat, what should you do if you live for 500 years of great disasters? So, Jin Chanzi sacrificed his life for justice and contributed his body in times of crisis. On a cloudy day, they steamed it alive. Everyone relaxed every part of their body and ate a piece of meat in a happy mood, which allowed the Buddhist sect to survive the crisis and survive the disaster."

"The golden cicada son, who sacrifices his life for righteousness, is the greatest virtue!"

"So how many Buddhist gods should be given to the flesh of the Golden Cicadazi? The Buddha Tathagata, the four Bodhisattvas, including their mounts or secretaries, the Eight Vajras, the Five Hundred Arhats, and the Three Thousand Jiedi. These are all gods and immortals with a compilation. In addition, those outside the Leiyin Temple, such as Maitreya Buddha and other Buddhas, have names at the end of Journey to the West, about 4,000, and they all want to eat Golden Cicadazi to prolong their lifespan."

"But the problem is that he is the only one of Jin Chanzi, so how can 4,000 people share it? These people have been almost 360 years since the last time they ate peaches. The 500-year deadline is about to expire and be invalidated. What should I do?"

"There is still a solution."

"Eat it in ten batches, 400 people in each batch. Each person eats a piece of meat. If a piece of meat is calculated by one or two ounces, it is definitely enough to eat it. If a piece of meat is calculated by one or half, it is only 60 pounds, it is definitely enough to eat it. After eating, Jin Chanzi will reincarnate again. Before the age of thirteen and a half, it will be given to the next batch of 400 people. If you reincarnate 10 times, you can just feed 4,000 people within 140 years!"

"Jin Chanzi is reincarnated like this. Too many people have eaten him! There are so many news that have spread. This is why all monsters know the correct way to eat Tang Seng's meat! No one has ever doubted it, because everyone who has eaten has survived!"

"If you don't understand this way, you can't explain why the unvirtuous and incompetent Tang Seng can become a Buddha! If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? What a selfless and fearless spirit is this!"

"If you don't understand this way, you can't explain why Jin Chanzi died ten times over and over again! How stupid it is to do it!"
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