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Chapter 498 Fighting eggs in nonsense

The next shot switched to the "Truth" column group of Bihu TV. Hosts Wang Qian, Xu Jichao, Mint and some guests invited by the program were discussing something fiercely.

"What exactly did Mengdi make out the rattle in the coffin that she heard? Xiaoli's grandmother has passed away and the coffin lid is nailed to death. In this case, it should be impossible to make a sound in the coffin. But it does make a sound, and this phenomenon runs contrary to our experience."

"At this time, a guest engaged in the archaeological industry made some speculation, which aroused our deep thoughts." Wang Qian continued to explain in the narrator.

"Under normal circumstances, this kind of thing is impossible. However, in the eyes of our professionals, it is not surprising that sounds are made in the coffin. There should be three possibilities." The guest of the archaeological industry explained to others very seriously.

"Three kinds! The sound in the coffin makes us puzzled, but in the eyes of professionals, there are at least three possibilities! What are the three possibilities? Please lock in "The Truth" and come back immediately after the advertisement."

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"The advertising slogan is quite easy."

"I saw this show, and I was scared and sweated in my back. I was amused by the slogans. Hahaha... I sprayed all the tea!"

"Wang Qian, can you be more serious?"

"It's not "The Truth" if it's too serious."

"I used to use strawberry phones, and I'm going to change my phone recently. Since Battle Wang recommends this, I'll buy a fighter next time... No, I'll try it with a Microphone."

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"Welcome back, let's continue the topic just now and listen to the archaeologist tell us what three possibilities are there." The camera returned to the "Truth" column group, and with Wang Qian's narration, the camera also returned to the archaeologist guests.

"The first possibility, and the greatest possibility, is that my grandmother is not dead. Why do I say that? First of all, it is a sealed coffin, and the rattle sound is like the sound of a human fingernail grabbing on a wooden board; secondly, the small mountain village is a place that has almost no contact with the outside world, and there is no electricity. I think the medical conditions are very limited, and the possibility of my grandmother being misdiagnosed as dead is very high; finally, we know that many people will have a rebirth before they die. Maybe my grandmother is just in a coffin, but now she has rebirth in the coffin, but she found that the coffin was nailed to death, so she could only reach out to grab the coffin board and make a sound to attract the attention of others." The archaeological guest talked happily.

The camera switched to the morgue of the hospital. A fat body lying on the anatomical bed, whose head was broken, suddenly opened its eyes, sat up suddenly, and then lay back on the anatomical bed with a blank look.

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"My God! Are you scammering? I suddenly cut the camera and scared me!"

"You can still look back on the anatomy bed with your head broken like that? Fatty Wang, are you teasing me?"

"Isn't this corpse Shan Yao? The cook who sells a kidnapped! The one possessed by an alien! Wang Qian, can you be more serious about your science program?"

"It's true! This brain-breaking special effect is too..."

While netizens were talking, Shan Yao on the anatomy bed got up again, touched a piece of broken watermelon from his head and stuffed it into his mouth.

"What are you doing? Sit down! Sit down! Not finished shooting yet!" Xu Jichao, who was directing the camera next to him, shouted a few times at Shan Yao.

"Oh!" Shan Yao hurriedly lay back on the dissection bed and went to lift the body.

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"Returning back has always been an unsolved mystery in the medical community. Why do people who are about to die suddenly become like normal people? There is no conclusion in the medical community yet. However, can we use this to conclude that the sound heard by Mengdi girl was made by Xiaoli's grandmother in the coffin? Science cannot be too arbitrary. Now let's listen to the second possibility that experts say." Wang Qian's voice-over.

"The second possibility is that Xiaoli's grandmother has become a zombie. The small mountain village is very closed. It may be a small mountain village left in ancient times. There are very ancient viruses in some very ancient places. Maybe there will be viruses that make people turn into zombies. Xiaoli's grandmother accidentally came into contact with this virus and turned into a zombie."

"We know that zombies' claws are very powerful. After they lose their human wisdom, they become no different from animals. If Xiaoli's grandmother becomes a zombie, it will definitely try every means to climb out of the coffin and bite people everywhere. The cover of the coffin is nailed to death, and it cannot come out. It can only use its claws to keep grabbing the cover of the coffin and make that terrifying quarrel sound."

The camera switches to the scene of the game "Grand Theft Auto: The Thriller World", where the zombies stretch out their hands and scratches on various things on the walls and doors.

"Zombies? It is indeed a reason that ordinary people cannot understand. However, if there are zombies in this world and biting people everywhere, our world will not be so harmonious. But what the experts say is also his reason, it is a very closed ancient small mountain village! What if there is a zombie virus? There is no absolute thing in this world, everything is possible and everything will happen. But now we still cannot conclude that this is the final reason. Let's listen to the third possibility of experts." Wang Qian's voice-over.

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"Fatty Wang, can you even make more trouble? The zombies are coming out! I'm completely drunk!"

"Is this a science show? It's obviously a serious nonsense!"

"I think it's nonsense, but why do you still want to continue watching?"

"What is the third possibility you guess? I guess it's an alien!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Is "Alien" a science fiction movie good?"

"The purpose of "The Truth" is to have no nonsense, only more nonsense! "The Truth" is the battle egg in nonsense!"

"It's better to see how Fatty Wang is nonsense."

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"The third possibility is that grandma was parasitized by an alien! The small alien broke out from her body, but was locked in a closed coffin. She wanted to go out but couldn't get out, so she could only use its sharp teeth to bite the cover of the coffin, and made that quarrel sound! Getting the alien to the earth is the first step for aliens to colonize the earthlings. If this is true, we humans will face the danger of being exterminated!"

The camera cuts into the scene of the Chinese science fiction movie "Alien", which happens to be the scene where Zhang Mengdi was chased by an alien. Puchi! Only one of Zhang Mengdi's arm is left in the camera, and blood dripped down her fingers.

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"Who said that the alien came from the world just now? God predicted! Worship!"

"Worship with each other!"

"Alien Lord 666!"

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"The experts have provided these three possibilities, but we still can't think that this is the final answer. Just as our exploration was abrupt, another guest in the funeral industry made an unexpected point of view, which made us feel creepy again. What is this point of view? Please don't go away, let's continue after the ad."

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"Oh, by the way, I just made an advertisement. According to the new requirements of the radio and television department, advertisements should not be too dense, so we will not insert advertisements here. Let's continue with the previous program and listen to what this guest in the funeral industry said."

"The rattle in the coffin was made by man. It should be that Xiaoli's family entered the tomb robber! They originally wanted to steal grandma's tomb, but they came too early and had not been buried yet, so they had to steal the coffin... Anyway, the tomb robbers had to dig open the coffin, so it was not worry-free to steal the coffin that had not been buried. As a result, they were having a lot of joy in stealing the coffin, and were shocked by the cute girl who came out of grandma's room. In order to avoid revealing their identity, they hid behind the coffin and scratched the coffin board and made a rattle, so that they could continue to steal the coffin." The guests of the funeral industry explained with a serious and serious expression.

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"Can you not be so irritated! It's all about to rob the tomb robbers! It's almost irritated without any margins!"

"What kind of expert, what kind of bullshit guests? One more than the other!"

"Fatty Wang, can you still play well? The two-hour show has only been broadcast for ten minutes, and it has been twenty minutes of nonsense!"

"Upstairs, the serious part of the "Truth" program is nonsense! Is this the first time you watched it?"

"Who still remembers Auntie? I haven't seen his comments for a long time."

"He is more nonsense than Fatty Wang!"

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"The experts have different opinions, but what is the rattle in the coffin? Grandma looks back? Grandma has turned into a zombie? Alien parasitized in her body? Or is it that a tomb robber in her grandma's house wants to steal the coffin? In order to find out the truth, we still have to return to the scene to find the final answer and find out the truth." Wang Qian's narration continued.

The camera switched back to the main house of my grandmother's house. Zhang Mengdi was looking at the direction of the coffin with horror. The TV camera became extremely quiet. With the faint light of the kerosene lamp, the rattle sound came out again clearly.

"Who?" Zhang Mengdi shouted in the direction of the coffin with courage.

No one responded.

"Xiaoli..." Zhang Mengdi walked back to her grandmother's room door and shouted into the dark room.

There was no response, and it seemed that Xiaoli was already asleep.

The quarrel sounded again, and it seemed very cunning in the darkness and silence.

Zhang Mengdi stood in the darkness and hesitated for a while. She looked at her grandmother's room, then at Xiaoli's room, and finally plucked up the courage to walk over carefully step by step towards the coffin.

After reaching the coffin, Zhang Mengdi slowly leaned her head closer and pressed her ears to figure out what was going on with the sound.

At this moment, a very terrifying roar was made in the darkness, and a very ferocious and fanged face appeared in the camera. Zhang Mengdi screamed loudly in fear, and many viewers in front of the TV were also shocked. A professor from Huanghe University who was watching the show was so scared that the thermos in his hand fell to the ground. A muffled sound of "bang!" scared all the people watching the show around him.

Then, a cat appeared in the camera, yelling at Zhang Mengdi with a 'meow' voice very sad.

"So... it's grandma's cat? After Xiaoli came back, she said several times and didn't know where the cat she raised was. Unexpectedly, she kept hiding by the coffin. She was really a kind cat." Zhang Mengdi walked over to herself, squatted down and reached out to caress the cat's head. The kitten also stretched his head and rubbed Zhang Mengdi's legs and feet.

"The truth of gagga seems to have been revealed! After fierce discussions, the guests on the scene agreed that the rattle should have been made by the cat's claws on the coffin board." The camera switched back to the scene of the "Truth" column. Wang Qian, Xu Jichao, Mint and a group of guests were red in dispute, and Wang Qian's narration also rang out in time.

"A guest who has always been studying zoology at the scene said that grinding claws for pet cats is a must-do homework every day. Cats have a pair of very sharp claws, and their claws grow very quickly. The long claws begin to bend and deform, and the barbs on the claws will affect the cat's walking and stab the meat pads on the feet. In order to keep the claws sharp and prevent too long bending, cats have developed the habit of grinding claws. Grinding claws for cats can be said to be an instinct and a necessary task for cats to adjust their own physiological properties."

"Domestic pet cats have claws that grow faster than wild cats. Because domestic cats lack sports and climbing places, the effect of grinding claws every day is not obvious, and the growth rate of claws will become faster. Generally, when raising pet cats, you should prepare a pillar or wooden board for cats to grind claws at home."

"In addition to instinctively grinding the claws, pet cats also have another situation that can grind the claws. There are sweat glands in cats' nails that can emit a unique scent that belongs to them. Cats are born with a strong sense of domain. In order to declare sovereignty, they will also leave their unique scent on the territory by grinding their claws, indicating that they have occupied this territory to alert other species that have entered."

"This cat from my grandmother's house obviously grinds its claws on the coffin board, which makes that terrifying rattle. Knowledge changes life, and knowledge changes destiny. Only by mastering more scientific knowledge can we not panic when facing unknown phenomena and not explain things with feudal superstitious views. Our "Truth" program has always adhered to the spirit of serious science and education and entertainment. While watching our program, we teach all kinds of useful scientific knowledge to the audience." Wang Qian continued to narrate.

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"Damn! Can I curse people? Just a cat has been bullshit for so long?"

"The guests on the scene were all a group of pigs? The cats had already come out and they discussed it fiercely for a long time before they finally realized that the rattle was sent out by the cat's claws and coffin board?"

"It also combines education and entertainment! Teach scientific knowledge? Fatty Wang, do you think that our audiences are all kindergarten children? You don't even know about cats grinding their claws?"

"I sprayed all my blood on the TV screen!"

"The truth has just been released after only half an hour of the show. What are you going to do if you have an hour and a half?"
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