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Chapter 050 Lizhou's Thickest Thigh

Li Yu withdrew his gaze and saw Chen Feiyang's face full of fear, but the dog head was next to him with gloating. He comforted Chen Feiyang and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just in front of Miss Jixiang. Your mouth must be a little bit locked in your mouth, don't just talk nonsense."

Chen Feiyang was pardoned and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes! I know! Those invitations?"

After this interruption, Li Yu was really not interested in watching it. He calmed down and thought, why did the scene of powerful and wealthy gentlemen rushing to come to the door and famous prostitutes and ladies beckoning to please him? I vaguely remember that many such people appeared in later generations, but no matter how glorious they were, none of them ended up well. Li Yu didn't want to follow their footsteps.

Li Yu shook his head indifferently and said, "Please take it away. If she is sincere, she will come to invite her again. If she agrees as soon as she asks me, who do you think I am?"

Chen Feiyang smiled and said, "What the little husband said!"

Chen Feiyang paused and tentatively said, "Do you little husband like auspicious girls?"

Li Yu immediately glared at him. Chen Feiyang saw that Li Yu was not really angry, so he salivated and said, "What is the identity of Lang Jun now? If you like it, you have to speak, are you afraid that the Miao family will not agree?"

The dog head hurriedly came up and laughed: "Yes, my husband, Miss Jixiang is now a dancer in 'Zhang Feiju'. It's hard for her to marry a decent family in the future. If the husband favors her, would he be afraid that the Miao family will not send her to her to warm her bed?"

Li Yu was stunned and asked hurriedly: "What did you say? Miss Jixiang is a dancer in 'Zhang Feiju'?"

The dog head blinked and said, "Yes...yes!"

Li Yu was immediately happy. Seeing a handful of watery little cabbage called Zhugong, the feeling of discomfort was not something that men didn't know. Now that he knew that Jixiang was just a dancer in a big restaurant, Li Yu's stuffy chest suddenly felt relieved.

Although the dancer's career is full of lights and wine, and the cups are intertwined all day long, the will will gradually fade away. Once you meet someone who likes you in a false sense, you will be flirting with others for a few times and take some benefits. However, Li Yu believes that since Jixiang has not been so depraved, he will not do such a thing.

For some reason, he believed it unconditionally, perhaps because of the warm half-pie cake that he used to pretend to be a wine-selling woman when he first arrived in Lizhou City, or for the two lines of clear tears under the moonlight in the bamboo forest behind the room, he believed it.

Now that I know the industry that Jixiang is really engaged in, and when I think back to my mistaken belief, Li Yu even feels that he has made the worst judgment because he cares too much.

Li Yu's mood became obviously refreshed. He patted the dog's head on the shoulder and smiled: "Let's go! Let's go out to find a restaurant and have two drinks together!"

Chen Feiyang and Dogtou were two wine bugs, but they were always embarrassed and often couldn't afford to drink. At this time, when they heard that Li Yu was going to invite him to drink, they were overjoyed and quickly agreed and walked out with him.

As soon as the three of them walked into the alley, they saw their neighbor, Grandma Feng, coming back from outside with a crutch. Li Yu hurriedly made way sideways and greeted with a smile: "Grandma Feng is back?"

When Mrs. Feng saw Li Yu, she opened her mouth with all her teeth and lost all her teeth, and she couldn't close her eyes: "Ha! Little Yuer, the old woman is about to find you."

Li Yuqi said: "What did Grandma Feng ask me for?"

Mrs. Feng fell closer, paused her crutch, and said angrily: "I don't know which little thief who killed thousands of swords stole the fat pig that my old woman had raised for almost three years. The old woman searched for her for a long time, but she still didn't see her whereabouts. Little Fish, please calculate for my mother-in-law, where is the fat pig in my house now?"

Li Yu was embarrassed when he heard this. In fact, it was not the first time he had encountered similar things, but just making a comeback for such a little thing means that everything else he did during this day would have to be done once. It was really troublesome.

Grandma Feng saw that Li Yu looked in discomfort and said unhappily: "Why, our neighbors live in, and my mother-in-law is just a little bit of a problem, and you are unwilling to help?"

Li Yu whispered humbly: "Grandma Feng, it's not that Yu'er refuses to help, but Yu'er can only calculate three divinations in a day..."

Grandma Feng said, "It's only a little more. You'll just pinch your fingers and pinch your fingers and you'll have to wait for tomorrow? If it's until tomorrow, my fat pig has been slaughtered, eaten, and sold meat, what should I do?"

The dog head interrupted and said, "Tomorrow is not counted. All the calculations within ten days have been made."

Grandma Feng was furious, pointed at Li Yu's nose, and said with a purse, "Okay, you have no conscience. When your mother gave birth to you, I was the one who gave birth to you. Now, if you are such a small matter, you will be so hindered. You are a little boy who got into money. If you had known you were so merciless, my old woman would have ignored the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and strangled you to death..."

The old lady's teeth were gone. In anger, she sprayed Li Yu with a spit on her face. Li Yu smiled bitterly, and had to spit on her face and explained humbly: "Mother-in-law, Xiao Yuer is really unwilling to help. Now it's really... OK OK, you lost a big fat pig, right? I'll compensate you! I'll compensate!"

Li Yu hurriedly gave Chen Feiyang a wink. Chen Feiyang took out a golden leaf from his sleeve with a calm face and stuffed it into Mrs. Feng angrily. At this time, the currency is mainly minted coins and silk. In many places, bartering is still used. Gold and silver are not directly used as currency, but as precious metals, it can be counted as money.

Mrs. Feng took the gold leaf and stuffed it into her mouth and licked it. Gold is softer than copper, so the easiest way for ordinary people to identify gold is to bite it. The old woman has no teeth and can't bite it, but she can still lick it because gold with high purity will have a little sweetness.

Mrs. Feng licked her lips, smacked her lips with satisfaction, and muttered, "This is almost the same!"

Mrs. Feng shook the crutch, leaned it in her hand, walked forward tremblingly, and even glanced at Li Yu: "Hmph! Little fairy! Don't show off in front of my old woman. You were the old woman and I delivered the baby. You looked naked, and the old woman had seen it..."

Li Yu smiled and waited for the old woman to sway over, then wiped the spit on her face and sighed to the sky: "I finally understand why the emperors who started in the civilian industry like to kill meritorious officials than the emperors who came from second-generation officials. No one can stand such a master!"

The dog head humbly asked for advice: "Young man's words are very mysterious. I don't understand them. Can you speak more plainly?"

Li Yu glared at him and said, "Get out!"

The dog head nodded and said, "This is much simpler!" As he said that, he walked forward happily.

As soon as the three of them walked to the door, they saw a carriage parked at the door, making it rare to see a carriage. But not only did the carriage use a horse, but there were also official banners on the carriage: Lizhou Governor's Office.

Li Yu looked up and didn't recognize the handlebar style, but he knew him. He immediately jumped out of the carriage and sang a fat voice: "Xiao Shenxian, you are here just right! My master invited Xiao Shenxian to visit the ancient storehouse Cuiyun corridor of Jiange, and specially sent a small person to welcome him!"

The dog head shines and shows his power, "My little man doesn't have it today..."
Chapter completed!
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