Chapter 636: Very silly and naive
Lao Gu and the fat man slept on Lao Yu's sofa until the door opened. The two guys drove back. First they had some breakfast at Lao Bai's place, and then the two guys began to feel a little trouble.
"Old Gu, are you going to Brother Wen's place today? Why am I worried?" The fat man asked vaguely while gnawing meat buns and drinking porridge.
"Haha! You are too immoral. You have called several times at critical moments, and the consequences are worrying!" Old Gu shook his head and sighed.
"Cao, have you been acting in a good person now? You called a lot last night, have you?" The fat man curled his lips and snorted.
"So! I'm worried now!" Old Gu also said with a frown.
The two looked at each other in a very vulgar way and laughed: "Let's go together! Who is afraid of whom!"
Looking at Shi Jing's skeptical look, Zhang Wen said unnaturally: "I didn't sleep well last night!"
"Hmph! There is no silver here!" Shi Jing looked at her computer and said softly.
Shang Yue's face suddenly turned red on the other end of the counter. She was very energetic and had a good look! Thinking about what happened last night, she was still happy. At this moment, Lao Gu and the fat man joined hands to the store: "Shang Yue, serve tea! serve good tea!"
As soon as the two guys entered the door, they were striking their aura!
When Zhang Wen saw these two guys, he was furious and shouted at Miao Xiang: "Miao Xiang! Get these two guys well together, as long as they don't beat them to death!"
"Oh! Okay, which one should I hit first!" Miao Xiang immediately became excited and eager to try, moving her wrist joints with her hands, making a slight sound.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Miaoxiang, Miaoxiang, don't listen to your boss talking nonsense. He is joking with you!"
"Yes, yes! Miao Xiang, we joked with him last night, and now he is joking with you and us!"
Old Gu and the fat man jumped up almost at the same time, stood at the door, ready to escape at any time. Miaoxiang is much more powerful than Xing Chunhua, and the most terrifying thing is that she has another trick to pull her vagina. If she gets kicked, she will have to lie at home for at least half a month. It is hard to say whether there are any sequelae!
"No kidding! Miao Xiang, continue!" Zhang Wen said angrily.
"Hey! Okay, I see where you run?" Miao Xiang flashed and came to Lao Gu and the fat man.
It has to be said that the fat man has accumulated rich practical experience in his long-term competition with Qiaomei - it doesn’t matter if he meets a tiger, but it’s important to run faster than his companions.
The fat man pushed Lao Gu down in front of Miao Xiang, winning himself precious time to escape.
"Ah! Fatty, you are too immoral... Yoyo, Miaoxiang, be gentle, be gentle, don't do it first, I have something to say..." Lao Gu's hand was twisted behind Miaoxiang's back at once. At the critical moment, he had to say that it was Lao Gu, who was quick to be wise. He immediately had an idea for Miaoxiang's preferences: "Miaoxiang, Miaoxiang! I'm here to treat you to hairy crabs, and you bosses by the way!"
"Hmm? Hairy crabs? Boss, do you want to eat them?" Miao Xiang was obviously moved by Lao Gu, and her hands were slightly loose.
"Blow! Blow again! You only remember to eat hairy crabs after the Spring Festival!" Zhang Wen said disdainfully, and at the same time he was very dissatisfied with Miao Xiang's performance. He was too dissatisfied with it. When he heard about eating, he threw the boss's instructions behind him! If this was before liberation, he would be a traitor!
"Really, really, you don't understand this. What you take out now is that rare things are precious. They are specially stocked up by others. Everyone has seven or eight taels of males. In order not to lose weight, they have put ice in the water!" Old Gu said with shaking his head.
"Boss! It seems to be true!" Miao Xiang smacked her lips for Zhang Wen's opinion.
"Hmph! Okay, then I'll see the hairy crabs I'm stocking up. Okay, Miao Xiang let go, just turn around and beat that fat man up!" Zhang Wen followed the steps. Could it be that he really beat Lao Gu up?
"What! Why is he okay? I took him to the place where he ate hairy crabs! If I don't go, can he find him? I'll say a little bit if he can find him!" The fat man kept eavesdropping outside the door, and couldn't help but jump back when he heard this.
"Okay! I'll give you a chance!" Zhang Wen was also energetic at this moment, and got up and prepared to follow the two guys out, but he still asked Shi Jing for his opinion first: "How is it? Let's go together, someone treats you anyway!"
"No need! I'm not happy to run so far to have a meal! Just ask Miao Xiang to bring back ten and eight pairs!" Shi Jing said lightly.
Lao Gu listened and kept thrusting. Ten pairs of pairs of pairs? One pair costs several hundred. It’s really a family that doesn’t speak two families. It turns out that the game last night was all for them! Lao Gu hurriedly grabbed the fat man, you can run away when you get beaten, but don’t think about running away if you pay the bill!
The fat man drove all the way, and Miao Xiang felt that she was not doing well just now, so she helped Zhang Wen with a neck massage along the way, trying to regain the bad impression in the boss's mind. Lao Gu was worried about how much the meal would cost.
I drove all the way to a very inconspicuous small restaurant, which even looked a bit old, but when I entered it, there was a unique atmosphere. The private rooms were decorated very luxuriously. From the packaging boxes of various famous cigarettes and wines I saw from the trash can next to me, you know that this restaurant is not simple. Now everyone is pursuing public funds to eat and drink, and all the restaurants are neglected, but there are still many guests here and the business is booming! There are even wild game on the menu that is prohibited from being sold. And I can't drive in when I get to the outside, so I can only park my car there and a special van to pick them up.
"Haha! There are really policies above and countermeasures below!" Zhang Wen couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the hot business in the hotel.
"That's it! Why don't you seize the time to waste money if you have money? Besides, most of the people don't spend money!" Lao Gu said disapprovingly.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and bring up the hairy crabs you said! Didn't you see Miao Xiang swallowing your saliva?" Zhang Wen said without any politeness at all, Miao Xiang blushed a little.
When the hairy crabs were brought up, Zhang Wen realized that the fine hairy crabs he specially stocked up. He had never seen such a big hairy crab. The female crab shells were broken open and the crab roe fell off. The male one was even more exaggerated, almost weighing one pound. This pair of hairy crabs cost 1,500 yuan, which was the price of Lao Gu’s membership card.
The crab is cold in nature and I specially ordered a bottle of Wuliangye. Unexpectedly, the dishes in this restaurant are very good, which can be seen from the joyful appearance of Miaoxiang. Unexpectedly, I accidentally gave a tooth ceremony today.
"Okay! I've eaten it and won the money. What are you two going to do?" Zhang Wen barely ate a hairy crab and was already a little full.
"Ask you? Didn't you say you could find something for us brothers? We are all waiting!" the fat man asked with his eyes wide open.
"Okay! Actually, the biggest problem for you two is mentality. You are also idle and have nothing to do, right?" Zhang Wen thought about it and asked.
"Yes! Macau is not afraid to go, you are all busy with your own affairs, hey! It's so difficult to win some money!" The fat man said helplessly.
"It's not difficult to win money, and it's definitely a bit tiring!" Zhang Wen said amazingly.
"Really? Are you afraid of being tired if you can win money?" The fat man asked in disbelief.
"Tell me, I'm the least afraid of being tired. If I can really win money!" Old Gu also became energetic.
"It's true, I have a theoretical basis!" Zhang Wen said seriously.
"Tell me, tell me, I'm not afraid of being tired if I can make money!" The fat man also asked vigorously.
"Let's talk about the accumulation of funds first. For 10,000 yuan, you can win 5% of the principal every day, which means winning 500 on the first day, winning 10,000+500 on the second day, and so on, it is equivalent to a profit-making profit. You can double the capital in just 14 days. Do you know that?" Zhang Wen asked.
"Uh! I haven't calculated this before!" The fat man shook his head and said.
"Let's talk about the probability of winning money. If you bet 100 yuan in the first place, the probability of winning money is 50%. If you lose, you bet another 200 yuan, and the probability of winning money is 75%. And so on, theoretically, as long as you keep turning up, you will definitely win money! Am I right?" Zhang Wen asked.
"Yes, right, but if you encounter a long-term dealer and have a dozen dealers or idleness in a row, can you afford to make a fortune? This kind of playing style has never been used, and the loss is so miserable!" Old Gu snorted.
"Yes! What I want to talk about next is the issue of risk avoidance. If you put a bet on each platform, no matter whether you win or lose, you will leave. This will avoid the situation of losing continuously in a short period of time." Zhang Wen nodded and said.
"Breaking nonsense! What if Zhang Taizi still loses? This situation has not been encountered before!" Lao Gu said even more disdainfully.
"Yes, this involves a timely stop. If you lose three games in a row, stop for a while and play after half an hour! How about it? According to my operating ideas, I promise you will win money! It depends on whether you can strictly implement it!" Zhang Wen said temptingly.
"Yeah! It seems to make some sense!"
"Don't you have an online live game account? Starting tomorrow, you can put 10,000 yuan in and fight strictly according to what I said. If you lose, what's going on?" Zhang Wen asked.
"It's too little to win 5% in a day!" Lao Gu still muttered.
"That's right, it's only 500 yuan, I won it back in one go!" The fat man also shouted.
"I am not asking you to win faster or more, but let you live in it for a long time! If you think there is less, then 10% per day, and in just seven days, the funds will double! But if you say it clearly, winning 10% per day will end, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences! In a week, I will wait for your good news!" Zhang Wen said with a smile.
"Okay! Our buddy has nothing else, I have time, see how I grind the casino to death! But that money?..." The fat man and Lao Gu didn't have that much cash in their hands.
"I'll call you ten thousand in a while!" Zhang Wen said straightforwardly.
"A week becomes 20,000, and two weeks becomes 40,000... Damn, you can earn 2 million in two months!" The fat man calculated with his fingers, and then exclaimed.
"You win the first week first!" Zhang Wen said with a lip silence.
"Old Gu, in two months, we can go to Macau again!"
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Chapter completed!