Chapter 18
"Unfortunate!" The middle-aged man jumped out a few meters away in a mess. Looking at the messy scene on the ground, he couldn't help but stomp his feet hatefully. After being messed up by these dogs, today's business was screwed up.
Looking up at the stall where Yang Shixuan was, the middle-aged man cursed in a low voice, "This kid is really fucking unlucky. Once he leaves, the trouble will come to his back. What a broom star!"
However, no matter how cursed, the middle-aged man did not think that these were all done by Yang Shixuan. When there was no choice, he had to bend down to pack up his outfit, and leave Guanyin Hall with a small table in his arms.
Just a few minutes after the middle-aged man left, Yang Shixuan's small stall that had been setting up for half an hour and was ignored from beginning to end finally welcomed the first customer.
This is a young girl with a weird appearance. She is about her early twenties, wearing a suspender shirt, and shaking her way... Of course, the shaking part is on her chest.
The reason why she is a young girl with a weird appearance is that this girl's face is really not worthy of her blood-spraying figure. This is a standard shoe-horn face.
If it's just a shoe-tight face, it's fine. The key is that she also has a pair of small eyes, a big nose, and a small mouth... Yang Shixuan dares to swear to the sky that he has never seen a girl who looks so earth-shaking in his life!
The girl swayed her slender waist and came to Yang Shixuan's stall with swaying three times. She sat down with red eyes. The first sentence she said made Yang Shixuan almost squirt...
"My little master, come home with me tonight!" As soon as the devilish girl sat down, tears washed down like a mountain torrent, and she whimpered, "I'll give it up!"
When you open the door to do business, no matter whether the customer is a human or a ghost, you should have a smile. Yang Shixuan is really not stingy. The stiff muscles on his face are as relaxed as possible. Yang Shixuan said with a smile: "This lady, people always encounter some unpleasant things in the world. Their body and hair are taken to their parents. No matter who they treat badly, they cannot ruin themselves!"
"You are so talkative!" The girl's emotions seemed to have been relieved to a certain extent. She looked at Yang Shixuan a few more times before asking, "Is the little master telling fortune here?"
"Fortune-telling is just my side job." Yang Shixuan smiled calmly and said, "Helping thousands of beautiful girls in the world solve difficult problems and letting them find true love is my main job, that, Wuliang Tianzun~!"
"Really?" As soon as he heard Yang Shixuan's words, the girl raised her hand and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes in a few seconds. She looked at Yang Shixuan with a fiery look and asked impatiently: "Young Master really has a solution?"
"If you believe, you have it; if you don't believe it, you don't. It depends on whether the lady believes in me." Yang Shixuan said with a smile: "There is nothing difficult in the world. I'm afraid that those who are interested will think I'm right?"
"Yeah um... Yes yes, yes, that's right!" As if he had found a soulmate, the young girl nodded repeatedly and said, "Although you don't seem so easy to believe, I will take care of you in this business. Tell me, how can I solve my problem?!"
"Haha." Yang Shixuan stared at the girl for a few seconds, turned his gaze calmly, and said, "Miss I am looking at her face, and there is a thread of love on the middle of her eyebrows, as if she was broken and connected. If I did not calculate it wrong, the problem that the lady is facing should be related to the word "love?"
"That's amazing!" The girl suddenly looked at the stars and pointed her head like a chicken pecking at rice. "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... I gave myself to him that night, but when I woke up the next morning, I found someone running away... Mom, the membrane I just repaired was exposed by him again. Even if I don't like me, I have to leave, right? How can I leave if I say goodbye? Master, is this true?"
"Well, what the lady said is very much." Yang Shixuan clapped his hands and said, "You can do all these beasts that are harmful to the world. Don't worry, Miss. I will definitely help you with revenge!"
"Young master, you really understand me!" The young girl got into the state, crossed her legs and slapped her on the table, "The most important thing is that that night, this damn girl was still saying sweet words in my ear, holding my face and saying that she would take care of me for the rest of her life. If I hadn't been so terrified by him, how could he have easily succeeded?!"
Yang Shixuan was a little surprised. With your appearance, you can still hold your face and say sweet words? This guy is also a talent! Yang Shixuan found that he admired that guy a little.
After calming down his emotions, Yang Shixuan asked, "I would like to ask... How did the lady know him? Does he have a family?"
"No, I'm still single." The young girl shook her head and said, "It was that night I went to the masked dance, and then he came to me, and then..."
The young girl was obviously a chattering chatter and started talking endlessly as soon as she opened her mouth, and even told Yang Shixuan all the ways of the other party.
Yang Shixuan was a little confused when he heard this... It turned out to be a masquerade party, this guy was a bit cheating! Could it be that guy was destined to have such a disaster?
After finally waiting for the young girl to finish her words, Yang Shixuan quickly interrupted her narrative before she continued to describe it, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun~! Miss, I have understood your question, that is, he kicked you, and you still want to be with him?"
"Yes, that's what it means!"
"Can the lady trust me?"
"Of course... I believe it a little."
"It's enough to believe it a little!" Yang Shixuan nodded and stood up and said, "I just tested the lady's face and found that the lady's love was still close and not completely broken. At the same time, a red light appeared on the lady's face. Please forgive me for saying that it is a good time to get fertilized!"
"Oh? How do you say it?"
"Just tell him that he wants to see him again and get the person to bed."
"... Let him last time?" The young girl looked down at her flat belly in a daze, and then asked, "What if he doesn't come, or if he doesn't get pregnant in the end?"
"This...If he doesn't come, tell him that you have left his descendants and sue him for rape! If you are unlucky and don't get pregnant, find a way to add some medicine to do it with him again."
“Is this appropriate?”
"Why is it not suitable? What's wrong with men and women's love? What's more, women have to go to men, and he doesn't even look for places to complain!"
"Young Master, you are so awesome!"
"It should be..."
"Thank you so much, then I'll go find him now!"
"Hey hey hey..." Yang Shixuan hurriedly stood up, but the girl disappeared from his sight like a wind. Yang Shixuan slapped the table in anger and said angrily: "It's a good thing that I didn't tell you that he already has a family. It's so shameless. It's okay if you don't pay it, why can't you even get a free fragrance?!!!"
Chapter completed!