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Episode 1: [Wake up drunk]

Chapter 1: [Wake up drunk]

"Gululu...water...water...water is flooding my nose. Give me a lifebuoy..."

A man in bright yellow silk clothes on the bed was waving his hands, his legs and feet were stomping on the bed. The big bed was pounding, the quilt was flying, and the white tent was turbulent, turning a comfortable bed into a scene of surging waves, big waves, ups and downs in the sea!

The sleepwalking man's face was pale, and under his frown eyebrows were an unopened pair of eyes. Black medicine squirted out of his mouth, and the medicine squirted covered half of his face. Black water droplets quickly flowed behind his ears. Under his neck, his bright yellow clothes suddenly turned into black collars. Some of them flowed into his nostrils, making him extremely uncomfortable!

Sour, astringent and bitter!

A girl in the palace dress with bright eyes and white teeth beside the bed. She held half a bowl of black medicine in her hand and looked at the man on the bed in horror, frightened to death!

She just fed the unconscious prince medicine and fed half a bowl of it, but she didn't expect that the medicine had not entered her stomach and was all covered in her mouth. Then the prince didn't know what he said in his sleep and sprayed all the medicine with a gurgling sound.

"Crown Prince, Prince..." The shouting on the bed attracted a girl who was dressed in plain and elegant, with pure temperament and noble temperament.

She thought the prince woke up, and her voice was filled with surprise!

But when she rushed to the bed and saw black medicine coming out of the crown prince's nostrils and the body of the maid feeding medicine next to her was stiff, she realized what had happened!

She was not afraid or panic, and quickly sat down at the head of the bed, stretched out to support the prince's back, helped his upper body up, and the medicine that choked into his nostrils flowed back. The girl stretched out her sleeves and quickly and gently wiped off the medicine from his face.

"Get wipes quickly," she said.

The girl in the palace dress who was stuttering next to her woke up and knew that she had caused a big disaster. She knelt down in horror: "Crown Princess forgive me, I, I..."

"I don't blame you." The girl, known as the Crown Princess, decisively forgave her maid and ordered in a peaceful tone: "Give us a wet wipe."

The princess didn't look back and took the towel to clean up the medicine on the prince's face!

When Wu Chuzhen opened his eyes, he felt that he was being held in his arms. The person who hugged him was fragrant and his body was soft. The two balls of flesh that were pressing against him told him that the person who hugged him was a woman!

When I looked up, I saw a pretty face with a surprise, oval face, a small mouth, a big nose and eyes. This face is so familiar, the pure round face is a little green, and it has no longer the mature charm of a woman in her thirties. Even so, how could Wu Chuzhen admit his mistake in this face?

"My sister-in-law..." he shouted.

The woman in front of him is Wu Chuzhen's younger sister. Although she is a younger sister in her seniority, she is actually one year younger than Wu Chuzhen. It is the result of his village chief's grandfather showing off his sword before he had a grandson!

The princess' eyes turned red, and tears fell down, and she cried with joy: "Crown Prince, you have finally woken up..."

"Wake up, wake up!" he said beautifully.

Although Wu Chuzhen took a shower with her sister-in-law when she was a child, she refused to act too intimate with him since she was a teenager.

Now, not only was she held her in her arms, but she also hugged him tightly after being so excited. The two of them had more physical contact areas, and the meat ball on their backs was even more fierce, soft, sweet and fragrant!

However, Wu Chuzhen still noticed: "Too... Prince? Sister-in-law, what are you kidding?"

His eyes looked at other places, and he was even more surprised. The first thing he saw was layers of snow-white tents, layer by layer, and there were some hollowed-woven peony dark flowers on the tent.

At this time, the tent was rolled up. In addition to the younger teenage sister sitting at the head of the bed, there were also several nervous-looking girls in palace dresses in front of the bed. There were two men wearing blue clothes and smooth cheeks standing behind the girls in palace dresses. Such a group of men and women wearing filming clothes watched Wu Chuzhen like this, which made him feel furious.

Moreover, Wu Chuzhen was intimate with her sister-in-law in front of them, and her face immediately became furry.

He asked embarrassedly: "My sister-in-law, is this filming?"

"Ah?" The Crown Princess was stunned when asked.

"No way, the old antique village chief in our family will agree to let us come out and make extra money?"

"ah?"

"Hehe, how drunk I was yesterday? Why did my sister-in-law suddenly bring me to film?"

"ah?"

"But forget it, my sister-in-law, I ask you how much you earn for filming. You can't eat it all. I also have to live and soak in horses. It all costs money. Recently, I'm trying to collect a set of actress cards, hehe!"

"Ah?" The princess looked at the prince's nonsense, and didn't know what he thought of, his face suddenly turned pale!

"The old minister has seen the prince and the princess!" An old voice sounded.

Wu Chuzhen and the princess looked at each other, and the men and women in the costumes separated a passage, and an old man with a white beard stood below.

The princess was happy and said politely to the old man: "Wang served as a doctor, the prince has just woken up, I'm sorry for you!"

"This is my duty."

The Crown Princess helped Wu Chuzhen lie down and stepped aside. The old man walked up and touched his wrist and dozed off. That's right, when he touched his hand, his eyes closed, he stopped opening. He pretended to be pretty and sensible. In Wu Chuzhen's opinion, what else would this actor take? When his eyes closed, he would make up for beauty.

When the Imperial Doctor Wang took the pulse, the Crown Princess and the many palace maids did not dare to interfere. The wide palace was so quiet that the needles fell soundly.

Wu Chu really thought, it seemed that the play was still being recorded, so he would cooperate. So he coughed from time to time, and his face squeezed around and pretended to be painful, which made others worried.

But he was free to watch it. He thought the movie was really luxurious and high-end! Although the actors in front of him were all newcomers who had never appeared on the screen in the eyes of movie fans Wu Chuzhen, their sleepy imperial doctor, humble palace maid and eunuch, and noble sister-in-law, all gave people a natural and real feeling that they were not acting, and made people shout that their acting skills were really high!

There is also a scene. This should be a palace in the Forbidden City. It is very large, with the beams more than ten meters high from the ground, not to mention the roof. The house is not brilliant, with simple decoration. However, the richness can be smelled when you hit your nose. Even the beams and pillars are carved with golden dragons dancing, making people feel the breath of an emperor at a glance!

There are also various props. The clothes worn by the palace maids and eunuchs in front of you can feel the quality of the finest and high-end at first glance. Needless to say, the clothes of the aunt who plays the princess are not wearing makeup, clear soup without makeup, and the makeup worn by the palace maids can be seen at first glance that they are not using mainstream cosmetics in society, without glossy powder or false eyelashes, giving people an ancient style.

The furniture around me is also very elegant and luxurious, and the furniture looks different from those in Qing operas, with strange shapes. For example, if you remember correctly, it is called Hu Bed. The same not tall but exquisitely crafted table table is also filled with weird porcelain bottles and white glaze double dragon ear bottles. It is not very white. If you are a layman, you will call it yellow glaze. Two thin handles are placed at the mouth of the bottle. It is a simple dragon head.

What’s more important is Wu Chuzhen’s own feelings. He is now playing a sick prince. I don’t know how the director did it. His whole body is full of powerlessness, and his weak body is like a serious illness!

But after looking around like this, why didn’t the shot be found and there were no staff?

"I have met the princess. I wonder what the prince is now?" Another white-bearded old man walked in outside and asked with concern.

The Crown Princess whispered a few words to him, and his face froze. The imperial physician who took Wu Chuzhen's pulse woke up from sleepiness, retreated to the imperial physician of the later generation, made a gesture of inviting him, and then the later generation's white beard replaced the imperial physician in front.

But he was not like the imperial doctor in front who closed his eyes and fell asleep when he took his pulse. Instead, he stared at him with big eyes. Wu Chuzhen felt furious. He wanted to avoid it, but he was afraid that the movie would be ruined, so he had to look at him affectionately, but he soon couldn't hold on. His vision kept falling, and the white-bearded garlic nose stopped. Wu Chuzhen thought that it must be because of the freckles on the garlic nose that had too many increased friction to stop the car!

The younger sister over there didn't know what to say to the imperial physician in front of her, so she heard "hysteria". Then the younger sister cried, and Wu Chu was really anxious.

He pushed away the garlic nose and wanted to get out of bed and rushed to the side of his aunt, but his arms were weak and thudded onto the bed. For a moment, the palace maid, eunuch, doctor and sister-in-law were all in chaos. When Wu Chuzhen was held in his arms again by his aunt, the order in the palace was restored.

The two white beards didn't know what to discuss, then they came over with a nose, said something to their sister-in-law, then took out a wooden box and took out a long silver needle from the wooden box!

Damn, no!

The garlic nose didn't give him time to think about resisting, and the needle hit his forehead, causing Wu Chuzhen to sweat coldly.

Before this was over, he took out another silver needle. This needle was so scary. It could run through the head and tie a knot. The thickest end was as thick as a toothpick!

"Stop, you want to murder. You are not the one who is so desperate when filming. Chainsaws all know that using silicone needles, you want to do it with real swords and guns!?" Wu Chuzhen quit!

murder!

As soon as these words were said, everyone was shocked, and the garlic nose quickly explained: "Your Highness, I use acupuncture to relieve the energy of your body, expel the evil energy from your body, and achieve the effect of curing hysteria. I have no intention, please do not conceal your illness and avoid medical treatment!"

"I won't act anymore. The director is like, I don't want my salary anymore. My sister-in-law, let's go!"

The princess's eyes were red, hugged Wu Chuzhen tightly, and comforted with sobs: "Crown Prince, don't be excited, Cao Dianyu is for your own good!"

"But such a thick needle will kill people!" Wu Chuzhen calmed down a little. It turned out that the garlic-headed nose was Cao Dianyu, I remember you!

"No..." the aunt said something lying.

But when Wu Chuzhen saw such a thick needle coming, she shouted, making it impossible for the imperial doctor to get the needle. After a long stalemate, the younger sister softened her heart and pleaded for him: "Cao Dianyu, why not forget it."

"But the prince's eyes were confused, and he didn't know anything about me. He was crazy about his heart. He was cured early in this disease. If he was late, he would probably forget everything. My Tang Dynasty was in danger!" said Cao's uneasy.

"But the prince clearly remembers my nickname. Isn't this saying that the prince's gains are not crazy?" The princess proved it.

"This..." Cao's surname was hesitant, "Let me ask."

After saying that, Cao looked at Wu Chuzhen
Chapter completed!
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