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Chapter 883: [Pig Balls]

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The machete cut off the spine of the pig and divided the entire pig body into two halves. The next step was to dismantle eight pieces into pork, pig legs, and pig bones. These farmers were so skillful in doing these fine work.

The people on the other side were preparing for a bonfire and setting up an iron pot to boil water.

"Haha..." Sister Hippo's laughter attracted Li Chengqian's attention.

He looked over and said, Sister Hippo was holding a balloon.

Are you mistaken? There were balloons in the Tang Dynasty?

Looking closely, under the light of the fire, Li Chengqian recognized it. This was a small intestine, and then blew it to her!

Li Chengqian, who grew up in the countryside, also did this game.

But now when I grow up, I feel disgusted!

"That's a pig's stolen thing, you actually blew it with your mouth!" Li Chengqian said to her.

Sister Hippo was having a happy time. When she heard Li Chengqian say this, she was stunned for a moment, then pointed to the farmer who was cleaning the pigs and said, "They were all washed very clean."

Then he felt something, then he became angry and said, "You said I was pretending to be shit with my mouth? Then wait a moment, don't you eat the stuffed be shit into your stomach?"

Li Chengqian's forehead was black.

Why doesn't this person speak more implicitly?

The farmers around him also felt a stagnant on their faces after hearing this.

But they are all people who have been farming for the rest of their lives, and they did not feel disgusted by this sentence. They smiled and said, "Your Highness Princess, we can eat these things when we go into the water later. There is still good meat there!"

Li Chengqian waved his hand and asked them to continue doing it.

At this time, seeing that the meat there had been picked and was about to be put into the pot, Li Chengqian asked Sister Hippo, "Did you bring the cumin? Go and put it on."

Cumin is of course used for barbecue.

When Sister Hippo saw someone already inserting the chopped ribs with bamboo sticks. She thought it was fun, so she put the small intestine balloon on Li Chengqian's hand and went to insert the ribs.

"Hey, this..." Li Chengqian looked at the balloon in his hand and smiled bitterly.

In fact, this thing looks like a balloon that a naughty child in later generations blows with a completely condom.

Hehe, maybe this thing can be used as a condom.

Someone became vulgar again.

He looked at it and threw the balloon to the scholar who was drinking tea behind him.

The scholar was startled and saw that the balloon was intestine, so he was startled. But the prince had to take it.

So I hold it and hold it, not.

The hippo sister had already roasted the ribs with the inserted ribs before the heat. She was almost baked and applied with cumin. A fragrance immediately floated out.

Li Chengqian felt a fragrance coming at a very fast speed, with hidden weapons, so he quickly reached out to pick it up!

Being hit!

The hidden weapon was a rib that the hippo sister flew over. It was already roasted and the fragrance was so strong that Li Chengqian caught it, but he grabbed the wrong one. He did not hold one end of the handle, but held the meaty end.

It was just baked. Of course it was hot, so his hand was hit.

It was not easy to scream, so she groaned, Sister Hippo is taking revenge!

After glaring at Sister Hippo, Li Chengqian took the meat over and took a bite. It smelled so good. It was worth it to be scalded.

Other good things were cooked one after another. After baking, they were placed on the front table as soon as possible. That was for Li Chengqian.

But Li Chengqian doesn't like this atmosphere.

He still likes to do it himself.

At this time, the people who cut and cleaned the meat there were almost done.

Li Chengqian reached out and waved: "Come here, these are the ones who reward you for slaughtering pigs. Everyone else will do it themselves."

The large pot of meat was brought over and placed next to the bonfire.

Li Chengqian was the first to be a model, taking bamboo sticks to pick meat. He first inserted two ribs. He just ate the ribs of the hippo, and the juice leaked out of it. It was so fragrant that he wanted to take a second bite.

Then I put the meat in and took some pig heart slices, which was chewy.

Hey, this is it?

Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, picked up the thing and looked at it.

Two small balls, aren't these testicles?

Good stuff, get it in!

In this way, this black pig who can laugh is a boar.

If you have testicles, you will have whips.

Li Chengqian continued to search, but no!

It's impossible, it's impossible to have a pill but no whip!

He grabbed the guy who also came to fuck the meat. He was one of the people who killed pigs just now.

"Ask you something." Li Chengqian asked.

The pig-killer responded quickly: "What's wrong with Your Highness?"

"Do you know what this is?" Li Chengqian raised his two meatballs and said.

The pig-killer looked at it and started laughing casually.

He nodded.

Seeing that he understood, Li Chengqian asked, "What about another thing? It can't be a eunuch, do you have a meatball or not?"

The eunuch? The pig was almost laughed out loud.

He held back his laughter and started looking for Li Chengqian, looking for all the basins, but there were no one!

He raised his head and swept the whole audience. Finally, his eyes certainly saw it.

He wanted to get it, but when he saw the person's identity, his body was shocked, and then pointed at Li Chengqian and said, "Your Highness, where is it!"

Looking along his fingers, Li Chengqian saw that there was indeed something very similar.

And the person holding it in his hand is a handsome pot.

With such a lively scene, it is impossible for a handsome guy who also lives in Furong Garden to come. But at the beginning, he didn't know what to do, but now he is here.

But it happened to be the best time for barbecue!

Well, I was taken first, so I had to eat meatballs!

He took a few bamboo sticks with meat inserted into the pot and went to the fire and then baked it.

After Shuai Guo greeted Li Chengqian enthusiastically, the two brothers sat down and baked. After a while, Shuai Guo handed the whip in his hand to the hippo sister next to him and said, "Give it back to you."

"Ha, this is OK!" Sister Hippo took it happily and then laughed.

Li Chengqian almost fainted. This elder sister, I don’t know you!

Soon, the meatballs were baked. I took a bite and the juice inside was sprayed out, which was really good.

Especially when I was so excited about what I took to supplement what I wanted.

"Brother, aren't it all meat? Is it necessary to be so happy?" Shuai Guo asked strangely.

Tell me, don't explain it to him, otherwise you will be robbed.

After eating the two meatballs, Li Chengqian grilled pork ribs and meat, put them on the plate.

The pot over there was also blooming, and the meat in the spine was out of the pot.

Li Chengqian asked someone to take out a small pot, including meat and soup.

He asked someone to take these soups and roasted meat back to Su Mi's place.

They didn't come, but they couldn't forget them.

The newly-cooked pork meat has a fresh energy. I believe they will eat it after eating it.

The queen returned to the palace and couldn't eat this pork feast, which was a pity.
Chapter completed!
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