"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85th Academy Awards ceremony, and the amusing journey of Tommy Lee Jones is about to set sail now." Seth McFarlane's first burden caused a chuckle to sound.

Summary: At the 70th Golden Globe Awards ceremony in January this year, two talented comedians Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, who were born on Saturday Night Live, worked together as hosts. Their jokes and humor, scene control and rhythm have received unprecedented praise, and are even hailed as the best performance in the past decade.

After the award ceremony, all media collectively gave fanatical praise, and overwhelming news reports even overwhelmed the ceremony and the award itself, becoming the biggest highlight.

The only exception is "Entertainment Weekly", a top entertainment magazine that was controversial last year because of the "hype gate", finally recovered after a year of rest and adjustments. Although they no longer cause trouble for Renley, they still maintained their gimmick reporting style and became the only media to sing the opposite tune after the Golden Globe Awards.

However, at the award ceremony, Tommy Lee Jones, who won the best supporting actor nomination for "Lincoln", had a cold face throughout the whole process and was unmoved. Several scans of the camera captured Tommy's stinky face, which quickly became a popular focus on social networks, and a large number of emoticons appeared.

This is the reason why Seth's first burden was made. The camera of the director on the scene was aimed at Tommy at the first time. The old actor also laughed helplessly, and even felt a little shy. Then the audience started to applaud and tease him in a cheerful way, and the atmosphere immediately became lively.

"I can't believe it. I'm standing here, in front of billions of audiences. It's crazy." Seth completed the transition smoothly and said, "I'm standing here to host the Oscars. I'm so honored that so many people don't want to take over." The scene burst into laughter again, "From Whoopi Goldberg to ron-jeremy, and finally Seth McFarlane, that's me."

The Oscar hosting stick is a hot potato. Rumors are Amy Poller and Tina Fee are also candidates, but after careful consideration, they still chose to refuse and went to the Golden Globes. Because the Oscar hosting seat is a thankless position.

Seth's self-deprecation won a lot of money.

"Tonight, the Oscars have a theme for the first time in history. We will pay tribute to movies and music. There will be many surprises below. But first thing is that there are many excellent movies this year, 'Escape from Tehran', who watched it?" Seth cut into the focus of Best Picture as usual. Sure enough, the first topic was to lose the Best Director nomination "Escape from Tehran"

Almost the whole Hollywood stands up for Ben Affleck. It seems that every director chose Affleck during the voting stage, but Affleck still lost the election. Everyone has the expression of "I don't understand what's going on" trying to shirk responsibility.

"'Escape from Tehran' interpreted a confidential document, telling a rescue operation of American hostages during the post-revolution period of Iran." Seth spoke very quickly, trying to speed up the progress of the baggage. "When we talked about confidential documents, this was not a joke, so that the judges of the academy didn't even know who the director of the film was."

This time, the audience burst into hilariousness.

The camera was aimed at Ben Affleck under the stage. He showed a proud but modest smile and nodded to the audience.

Seth also added, "They knew they had made a mistake, Ben, it was not your fault." But this joke did not resonate because the voters were the guests present, and further, those big-name directors, no one was willing to respond to this matter positively.

Instead, Jessica, who was sitting next to her, couldn't help laughing, pursed her lips and held back her smile. Lanli noticed the movement, turned her head, and then saw Jessica's eyes full of smiles, shook her head gently, indicating that it was okay, but Lanli spoke with her mouth, "I don't like it."

He doesn't like "escape from Tehran", which is a masterpiece, but it is far from reaching the level of a masterpiece, let alone a classic.

Jessica's eyes showed a look of surprise, and there was no need for words, the excitement and excitement of empathy was revealed.

Lanley and Jessica's eyes exchange was just a moment of tacit understanding. Seth on the stage also noticed the silence off the stage, so he quickly changed the topic, "For American movies, this is a very glorious year, with the total box office in North America reaching 10.8 billion US dollars. In fact, the first time in Hollywood financial personnel needed to work overtime to prove that the work was not profitable."

Because making money requires taxes.

The chuckle that sounded again on the scene made Seth breathe a sigh of relief, and he could still feel it. He was a little nervous, "For some of you here, this may be a major day, because we all know that winning an Oscar will be a guarantee of long-term success in your career."

A kind laughter broke Seth's rhythm under the stage, and he stopped witfully, "You already know the next burden, right?" This time he won the applause and laughter support from the scene, and Seth said, "Look at Renly Hall, who made history last year, became the youngest best actor winner in Oscar history."

Applause, thunderous applause suddenly rang out.

Lan Li showed an unexpected expression, turned around and looked around, not quite understanding the source of the applause. The camera lens accurately captured Lan Li's expression, and then projected it onto the big screen, and laughter came after the applause.

"Then, Renly won the box office and won the third consecutive Oscar nomination. In the end, he became the sexiest man in the world. God, I want to be Renly Hall." Seth's sigh made the audience laugh at all, and some people even whistled in a whistle.

As soon as he turned his head, Renly saw the source of the voice: Hugh Jackman.

Jackman even blinked at Lanli, which made Lanli laugh.

"Tonight, foreign films are also very eye-catching. 'Love' has won the nomination for the best film." Seth's introduction made the applause sound again, and the camera immediately pointed at Emma Niu Riva, and the applause became even more enthusiastic. "But I gave it a name, 'This is ninety years old'." After a pause for half a second, there was a low laugh.

Seth briskly turned to the next topic again, "A few Hollywood nobles came to the scene tonight, and Roman Coppola won the nomination for the best original script with the "Rise of the Moon." Cheers and applause rang out at the same time.

"This is the sixth Oscar nominee in the Coppola family. I must be very happy to grow up in such a family, right?" Seth said with a smile, "'Mom, I got a Spanish!', 'Is it true? Everyone who has a blood relationship with you has won an Oscar."

This time, the audience burst into laughter.

"In addition, we have a real British nobleman coming to the scene." Seth's words came out, and laughter came to an abrupt end. All eyes were cast in the same direction. Seth rubbed his hands, "Heronor Renly Hall, Huh, the feeling of sudden acceleration of his heart is like this. So, how do you feel as a member of the royal noble and an Oscar winner at the same time?"

In the eyes of everyone, Lan Li showed a faint smile.

To be honest, he did not expect Seth to make fun of himself in such a calm way at the award ceremony. After all, it is not easy to control, but the Oscars were originally a carnival party. Relax and enjoy the entertainment. This is the truth.

So, facing such a problem, Lan Li did not panic or upset, and responded simply and clearly:

“Good.”

Although Lanley didn't have a microphone in her hand at this time, her voice was still spreading clearly around the neighborhood, and her mouth was very accurate. After Seth, who was standing on the stage, captured the information, he couldn't help but be stunned and then laughed silently.

"Okay?" Seth confirmed in confusion, then nodded repeatedly, "Okay! Of course, this is for granted, I shouldn't be surprised. After all, I don't have anything, that must be very, very wonderful." The expression of pretending to be lonely successfully created the biggest laugh point

It alludes to every top Hollywood boss who pursues fame and fortune, aristocratic status and a small golden man. This is everyone's tireless pursuit, but Lan Li now has everything.

The conversations that came and went without much fancy were successfully created, but they successfully created the first happy moment of collective clapping and laughing.

"Also, Daniel Day Lewis, another British man, is currently temporarily confirmed that he should not be a noble, and he also came to the scene." Seth's adaptability once again won the applause and encouragement of the audience. "Daniel, your shooting process is really interesting. I read the magazine and said that you have completely entered Lincoln's world. Twenty-four hours a day, you have never had a play. So, if you see a cell phone, would you 'oh my god, what'."

This time the baggage was completely burst into laughter.

Seth himself couldn't help laughing, a bit ridiculous, some spoof, "I'm still thinking, if you meet Don Chandler in the parking lot, would you want to rescue him?" The laughter of the audience could not stop. Even Daniel himself covered his cheek and burst into laughter, "I mean, how deep are you in the play?"

Then Seth took the opportunity to mention "Django, rescued", "The story tells the story of a man fighting to win back his woman, possessed by the unimaginable god of violence, but... Chris Brown and Rihanna called it a date movie."

With laughter and booing sounds everywhere.
Chapter completed!