In each episode of the "Norton Show", after Graham Norton officially appeared on stage, there was a retention link, combining recent current affairs and hot topics to complain. Of course, this is a common link between the late-night talk show in the UK and the US; however, compared with the US, British jokes seem much more exciting.

For example, the first joke tonight.

"I was so excited tonight, and it was a long time to go away, as if it had been a century apart, and I met the audience again, so that my excitement could not calm down now, as happy as Keith-vaz's wife was not at home."

Keith Watz, a British MP, was recently revealed by the Sun that he would call for prostitutes while his wife was not at home, and the other party was a man.

While the audience was hilarious, Graham was excited, crossed his hands and posed for a teenage girl's heart, and continued, "I'm really too... excited." Then he rubbed his hands gently, without saying too much, and the expression was enough to make people think a lot. The laughter and applause of the audience could not stop at all.

From politics/politics to entertainment, from sports to society, news from all walks of life can become the material for making jokes, which also makes the explosive index of British talk shows rise sharply. The last joke at the opening of today is also full of explosive points.

"Finally, the royal news about pippa-middleton is worrying us."

Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton's sister, the current princess' sister.

Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly made headlines in newspapers and compared it with her sister in all aspects. Some people even used negative words such as "laughing stock" to describe Pippa. In the UK, the attention and attention of royal news can be seen.

Graham gasped exaggeratedly, "She has recently obtained special protection for personal privacy. You know after those undescribable privacy photos are leaked." In the Internet age, the privacy treasured by mobile phones and computers is gradually being exposed, and there are countless things that have to be said about photos. This time it was Pippa Middleton's turn.

Amid the laughter, Graham made a zipper with his mouth, saying that he could not bring it up, and then added, "But if you are curious, these photos have been widely circulated on the Internet."

Just when everyone thought that this sentence was just ordinary and there was no explosive point at all, a picture appeared on the big screen:

On the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry sat side by side. Prince Charles in the center was holding a mobile phone in his hand, confirming the screen of the mobile phone, while Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides were pointing fingers and explaining to his father.

In an instant, the applause and laughter in the audience were like a tsunami. Not only because the accompanying pictures were too meaningful, but also because the photos leaked this time included a large number of Prince William's family photos. After extension, things can immediately develop and deflate.

"You never know how much we can have." Graham added, which also made the laughter at the scene rumbling like thunder. In just three minutes, Graham once again showed the important reason why everyone likes the "Norton Show". Then he cut into the topic, "The above is today's current political news. Below, I will introduce today's guests."

"At a moment, Robbie Williams, who is familiar to everyone, will be on the stage, and he will perform his latest single on the live, the one he sang at the British Music Awards not long ago.

But first of all, when he first appeared, he was a world-famous child star, and then broke the shackles and became a highly recognized actor on stage plays and movie screens. He is our good friend: Daniel Radcliffe!”

Graham quickly greeted Daniel, gave him a hug, and welcomed Daniel to sit on the red couch in the center of the stage.

The audience received warm applause, and "Harry Potter" grew up with countless people; similarly, the audience also witnessed Daniel's growth from an eleven-year-old child to a twenty-year-old boy, which is an irreplaceable memory. Of course, for Daniel's acting career, it is motivation and pressure.

"Secondly, he is the most popular singer in the UK among young people. He has reinterpreted people's views on Yorkshire." He inadvertently complained about Yorkshire.

"More importantly, he once again gave folk songs a new vitality. This young man who just celebrated his 22nd birthday not long ago is about to embark on a new world tour this year, and he is... Ed Sheeran!"

The cheers were even more enthusiastic than Daniel. You can clearly feel the current British pursuit and support of Ed. Then you can see Ed walking onto the stage with a slightly restrained and clumsy smile on his face, and he faced Graham's hug in panic. His helpless appearance caused a whistle to the scene.

"Next."

Graham walked to the front of the stage, "I needed some space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and the starring 'Love Mad' is still my favorite love movie... Yes, I know, I agree just now."

Halfway through the introduction, the scene started to stir up uncontrollably, as if cheering for "love is crazy". Graham wisely glanced at the audience, expressed his views in agreement, resolved the crisis, and then continued his introduction.

"Also, he successfully won the Grammy Award, launched the Ice Bucket Challenge, and reinterpreted the 'Les Miserables'. He is the most sexy man in the world in 2012. He is the dream lover of countless people, including myself. He has given new meaning to performance and music with his own practical actions. Yes, I know that before he appeared, the scene was already so hot..."

The excitement at the scene was obviously unsuppressed. Graham's speech was getting faster and faster. He raised his right hand high, as if he was starting a gun, which raised all the audience's moods.

"Let us welcome the Grammy winner, Emmy winner, Oscar winner, British Academy Award winner, Berlin actor winner, and the latest Oliver winner, Renly Hall!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

The tide of shouting burst out instantly, and the entire studio began to tremble again. The audience stood up together, even Daniel and Ed were no exception. Applause, screams, shouts, roars, and roars were circling and stirring in their ears. The earth-shaking hurricane was ruthlessly tearing all their reason to pieces.

I waited and waited, suppressed and suppressed, and now it was finally time to fully release.

The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers on the scene stood up. Because the camera was mounted on the tripod and automatically ran, they freed their hands and gave up their positions, whistled, swelled their hands, and joined the unparalleled carnival.

Behind the crystal curtain, Lanli appeared.

A light pink shirt with a navy blue suit, her short, slightly curly hair was combed up, revealing her handsome face intact. The faint smile at the corner of her mouth was humble and polite, and she walked onto the stage with a greeting. The graceful footsteps seemed to gather the eyes of the whole world, and an invisible spotlight enveloped his shoulders.

"Ahhhh!"

The screams broke out of control for the second time, mixed with crying and shouting, twisted and deformed, and burst out with powerful energy deep in his heart, tilting out continuously. The magnificent and majestic momentum was enough to make the meteor shower pale, so that the entire studio turned into a sea of ​​fire.

Graham had to shake his head repeatedly to express his helplessness and admiration.

Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made a bowing action, which made Lan Li laugh immediately. His cheerful and bright smile destroyed the audience's defense again. The screams began to tremble slightly, as if there was no end at all, and he could continue like this forever.

Lan Li took the initiative to greet him, politely supported Graham, and cast a teasing look, as if saying: Are you serious?

Graham laughed silently, patted Lanley's arm gently, and said loudly, "Of course. You can see the scene yourself." The complaining eyes clearly said: Is this my home court OK? Why does it seem to be your home court now? It made Lanley laugh again.

Turning around, Graham officially introduced to the audience, "Guys, this is Renly Hall!"

Amid the hot and warm applause, Renli walked to the side, shook hands and greeted each other by Yu Ed and Daniel. Just as he was about to sit down, a gentle slap came from his arm, turned around, and then he saw Graham's helpless expression on his face, signaling the audience: This is your mess, you must clean it up.

Lan Li raised her eyebrows gently and gave Graham a speechless look. The back and forth complaints and confrontations started before the talk show officially began.

But in the action, Lan Li still did not hesitate at all. He raised his hand and pressed it down. The voice was transmitted through the microphone, but in the shouting, it was like a small boat in the stormy waves, and it could not be transmitted at all.

However, it was not the first time that Renly had dealt with such a situation. He turned his head and signaled Ed and Daniel to sit down first, then he sat down himself, and finally pressed his palms down at the audience, indicating that everyone would sit down.

It's like a circus.

Under the guidance of the trainer, the audience finally sat down one after another, and the applause continued, but the shouts and screams finally calmed down. Graham finally found his voice again, "God! Oh, God!"
Chapter completed!