Chapter 4 I can finally find girls
When Guo Dalu was young, Guo Kaishan kept boasting about Guo Dalu's ancestral pure Yang skills, saying that he would hit him with one punch, and the tree fell down the wall, and what else could he practice to the depths? One person could hit more than a hundred times, making Guo Dalu's greedy saliva flow, and pestered Guo Kaishan to practice his magic skills and become a hero flying around.
Then Guo Kaishan passed down his family martial arts with a relaxed heart to Guo Dalu, who looked longing for his longing, so Guo Dalu began to practice without fear of the cold and heat, and this practice has been practiced until now.
When he knew that the Pure Yang Gong still had to maintain his body as a boy, he had already boarded his own pirate ship and could never get off.
At that time, there were two choices in front of him. One was to have a girlfriend, and while experiencing the joy of a man and a woman, he also broke his skills. The other was to force himself to endure. He could have a girlfriend, but he couldn't go to bed and walk to the last step.
In order to avoid being wasted after his own martial arts dream and more than 20 years of hard work, Guo Dalu almost gritted his teeth and cried bitterly.
But in today's society, how many young men and women who are in love can stand the burning flames of youth, and how many can they not steal the forbidden fruit?
Several girlfriends who Guo Dalu dated during school fell out of the chain because Guo Dalu was at the critical moment of picking up a gun, which led to great doubts about Guo Dalu's sexual orientation and "whether it works". Later, after repeated temptations, they found that Guo Dalu was indeed comparable to Liu Xiahui's eunuch. So they broke up with Guo Dalu with sympathy and pity.
A girlfriend comforted Guo Dalu and said, "Dalu, it's okay. Although we can't become husband and wife, we can still become sisters in the future!"
The man said very considerately and gentlely: "Don't be depressed, I can understand you!"
Only Guo Dalu was left in the wind with tears in his eyes.
Later, after a long time, everyone in the school knew about Guo Dalu’s “no”. All the girls looked at Guo Dalu with a hint of pity, and secretly complained.
Guo Dalu is tall and strong, and he is not ugly. He has a very masculine masculine aura and is very admirable by ordinary girls. However, because of his "not possible", he missed many of the beauty in his life.
During the entire college period, because of Guo Dalu's "human and animal harmless", he dated countless female friends, but never dated his girlfriend again.
However, some gay classmates were moved by the news, and they all wanted to play an end in front of Guo Dalu, begging Guo Dalu to play an exclamation mark, hoping that Guo Dalu would experience another kind of beauty in life.
As a result, Guo Dalu was beaten to death by anger and almost killed him.
Looking at Guo Dalu's entire college years, it was really sad for the listeners, and the listeners burst into tears, which was extremely sad.
Because of this, Guo Dalu once had strong suspicion of the Pure Yang Gong heirloom of his family, and even doubted whether he was his own child.
Otherwise, who would use this skill to frame his own son!
But until today, after the punch was shot, Guo Dalu finally realized how powerful his family's kung fu was.
The hemp ropes wrapped around the old tree in his house are as thick as children's arms, and they are all soaked in oil, and they are extremely tough.
These hemp ropes were wrapped around when Guo Kaishan was practicing. They were wrapped around dozens of them. At first, they were more than three feet thick. However, they were hit by the fists of Guo Kaishan and Guo Dalu and his son for decades. They had become more and more flatter and less than one foot thick. They were tightly pressed against the trunk of the tree, and they were almost made into a piece of iron. Even if ordinary people cut with a knife, they might not be able to cut the marks.
But today, Guo Dalu was shocked into pieces of debris and flew around the yard with a punch.
"Damn!"
Seeing the result of his punch, Guo Dalu was stunned, "Is this the fuck I hit?"
He looked at Guo Kaishan, who was also stunned behind him, "Dad, have I practiced it?"
Guo Kaishan's mouth was trembling, and his whole body was trembling with excitement. He felt a surge of urination, as if he had even healed a little bit of prostatitis. "What do you feel now? What do you feel? Tell me!"
Guo Dalu closed his eyes and felt it carefully, then opened his eyes and said, "It's warm all over, it's cool!"
"Cool?"
Guo Kaishan was stunned for a moment and said anxiously: "It's just a pleasure? Isn't it any other feeling?"
Guo Dalu said: "When I punched just now, I felt my whole body tightening suddenly, and then I suddenly loosened it. It was tightening several times, but the frequency was too fast, and I didn't count it carefully. Apart from that, I had no other feelings."
"Damn, that's right!"
The old man was overjoyed and clapped his hands and said, "It's been done, you really have done it! Nine-turn muscle stretching, the human body is like a dan furnace! This is a sign when our Pure Yang skills are achieved!"
Guo Kaishan kicked the vegetable basket around him and quickly walked to Guo Dalu, "Come on, come on, try another punch, let me see what's going on?"
The old man was so happy that his beard and eyebrows were pounding, "I actually practiced it. I always thought that our ancestors were lying to others!"
Guo Dalu: "...Are you my real father? You are also suspicious of this kung fu!"
"Ahem!"
Guo Kaishan's old face turned slightly red, "It doesn't matter! The key is that you have really practiced now!"
The old man laughed and said, "I'm still great! Your grandfather has not mastered this skill, your grandfather has not mastered it, and your grandfather's son has not mastered it, but my son has mastered it!"
Guo Dalu was a little unbelievable, "Is this really done?"
Guo Kaishan cut off the railway line: "Nonsense, if you don't practice it, you're so powerful with one punch?"
Guo Dalu's eyes lit up immediately, "Can you get married after you have mastered it?"
Guo Kaishan glared and said, "Don't you think you're all over your mind? Do you want to lose your family from my old Guo family?"
Guo Dalu was full of grief and anger, "I'm so twenty-seven years old, because of this skill, I don't even have a girlfriend. How can I not miss a woman?"
Guo Kaishan also felt a little sorry for his son and said embarrassedly: "Well, ah, have you practiced this? If you consolidate for a while, there will be no problem finding a girlfriend!"
The old man patted his chest and said, "I will find someone to match you tomorrow!"
Both of them were excited because of this kung fu.
Guo Kaishan was excited because his son finally practiced family kung fu, while Guo Dalu was excited because he could finally prove to the world that he was "okay".
The two of them were so excited that they even forgot to open the door outside the yard. It was Guo Dalu's mother Wang Chunmei who heard the noise and ran out of the kitchen to open the door.
"Oh, who are you looking for?"
After Wang Chunmei opened the yard, she saw a middle-aged man in his forties knocking on the door. He had 30% to 70% hair, leather shoes and trousers on his lower body, casual jacket on his upper body, and square gold-rimmed glasses on his face, which had a bit of elegance.
Next to this man was a short, fat middle-aged man with a greasy face, holding a briefcase and looking at him with curiosity.
When the middle-aged man wearing glasses saw Wang Chunmei, he asked politely: "Is this Mr. Guo Dalu's home?"
Wang Chunmei was stunned: "When did my main road become a gentleman?"
She couldn't figure out what the two of them were doing, "Are you?"
The man in glasses smiled and said, "I am the editor-in-chief of Huanghe Literature and Art Publishing House. My name is Jiang Dongliu. Next to me is my colleague He Chunsheng!"
He said to Wang Chunmei: "I read the manuscript given to me yesterday and found that it was really good. We came today just to talk to Mr. Guo about the issue of remuneration!"
Wang Chunmei was a little suspicious of her ears, with a strong look of suspicion on her face, "What? The royalty? Can this bastard still get royalty?"
She let the two of them into the yard, "Are you sure you are not kidding? Make it clear, our family has injured people on this road, and the family members asked you to come and ask for medical expenses?"
After listening to Wang Chunmei's words, Jiang Dongliu and He Chunsheng looked at each other, and they were both suspicious. He Chunsheng said to Jiang Dongliu: "Old Jiang, have we found the wrong person? From this elder sister's tone, Guo Dalu doesn't look like a creative person!"
Just as the two were suspicious, they heard a strange laugh in the yard. When they looked up, they saw a man stretching out his arms and shouting, "I can finally find the girls!"
The two of them shivered while frightened, and He Chunsheng whispered: "Have we arrived at the home of a mentally ill patient?"
Jiang Dongliu looked forward blankly and said, "I'm a little confused now..."
Chapter completed!