Chapter 6: Three No Products
"Puff!!!" Li Mingqiu protected his chest with his right hand. After hearing Kim Taeyeon's words, he was about to vomit blood.
What is the setting for this community? The door outside needs to be pushed! The door inside needs to be pulled? Has he been put on a stitch by the developer?
However, Kim Taeyeon ignored his injury and casually pulled Lee Mingqiu aside, then opened the door and walked in.
This funny guy doesn't have to worry about him, and IQ defects cannot be saved.
Seeing Kim Taeyeon entering the room, Lee Myung-chu didn't bother to play with her and got into the room before Kim Taeyeon closed the door.
But I don’t know if I don’t enter, and I’m shocked when I enter.
"Scared!!!" As soon as Li Mingqiu entered the door, he saw dense shoes neatly placed on both sides of the corridor.
Even Kim Taeyeon made a three-story shoe cabinet and placed shoes. Lee Mingqiu looked at it and said that there would be at least a hundred pairs here, which would be comparable to the shopping mall counter.
He had only heard of how terrifying the number of women's shoes was, but he didn't expect it to be so terrifying. Even if he changed one pair a day, it would take half a year to wear all the shoes here.
But at this time Li Mingqiu thought of another question: If a girl with smelly feet has so many shoes, all of them are placed together... it will be no less than the power of a nuclear explosion... But it is also exciting to think about it!
"What are you doing when standing at the door? Come in." Kim Taeyeon's voice came from the living room to Li Mingqiu's ears.
Li Mingqiu was shocked and hurriedly replied: "Inside!"
This guy has a long body and long legs. He walked to the living room within a few steps. The decoration of the entire interior is pretty good and the area is also very large.
Although it is far worse than his family, it is much better than ordinary people.
This "strong" is worth not about decoration, but about the structure of this apartment. At first, Li Mingqiu thought that this house was just a simple apartment building.
But when he saw the spiral staircase, he overturned the idea. Kim Taeyeon's house was obviously a duplex structure with two floors. It would probably cost a lot of money to buy this house.
Li Mingqiu held his hands together and looked at the interior decoration casually. He heard this woman say that she was only two years younger than her, so she was born in 1989. She is also a 30-year-old, but she didn't expect that the decoration was completely girlish.
More importantly, this woman is actually a star-chasing group and is likely to be a legendary fan.
There are many posters and photos posted in her house, and there are nine young and beautiful girls on it. Unfortunately, Li Mingqiu is not very familiar with the Korean entertainment industry. She only knows that their name is Girls' Generation, but she doesn't know anything else.
It’s not his fault. He is not very interested in the entertainment industry. He doesn’t recognize some Chinese celebrities. Not to mention Koreans, if it weren’t for their popularity in China, he would probably not even know what Girls’ Generation was.
But these girls are so beautiful~ I don’t know how many times better than the two people who arranged a blind date at home! If I could marry someone as a wife, it would not be in vain for my life.
Kim Taeyeon sat on the sofa and saw him stamping his foot in front of the group's photo, he couldn't help but feel a little proud: Although their combination is no longer as good as before, and Jessica's withdrawal from the team has caused them to be greatly affected, the lean camel is bigger than a horse, and it is not something other combination can shake in a short period of time.
"Do you like Girls' Generation too? Sone?" Kim Taeyeon walked to Lee Myung-chuo and asked with interest.
The sudden sound of rising scared Li Mingqiu, but it quickly calmed down. Sone? What is that?
Although she didn't know what she was talking about, Li Mingqiu nodded and said, "Well, I like them very much, they are all very beautiful girls."
Speaking of this, Li Mingqiu suddenly turned his eyes. He was worried about how to have a good relationship with this woman. Isn’t the opportunity here now?
The topic of Girls’ Generation is very good. Praise them more will definitely make this woman happy.
Li Mingqiu has a good idea, but this guy is a straightforward boy...
He looked surprised and slowly spoke: "This girl is so beautiful! She is not very well developed...but her appearance is justice! 95 points!"
"This! The legs are so long! Unfortunately, they are not as beautiful as they were just now, 90 points!"
"This figure is so exciting! The standard gourd bottle figure! 92 points..."
"Well... wow! The king of football!!! This one is full score!!! Sighing!"
As Li Mingqiu spoke, he started to lose control, commenting on the people of Girls' Generation as if he were a pig.
Kim Taeyeon was quite happy at first, and her words praising them for being beautiful made her feel a little proud.
But the more I heard it, the more I made her frown. Although each of them was over 90 points, I felt that this guy was still a hooligan in addition to being stupid!
Just as he was about to stop him, Li Mingqiu suddenly said "Huh?", stretched out his finger and pointed at a person in the poster, turned his head and asked in confusion: "Can this person be a star even if he is so short?"
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Kim Taeyeon was stunned and looked closely in the direction of Lee Mingqiu's finger. She opened her eyes wide in confusion, and then the anger in her heart came out with a "rubbing!"
Lee Mingqiu is not referring to anyone else! It is her Kim Taeyeon!
However, Kim Taeyeon was well-educated and actually suppressed her anger. She trembled all over and looked at Li Mingqiu with gritted teeth and said, "I'm not short..."
But Li Mingqiu didn't hear something wrong in Kim Taeyeon's tone. She turned her head and looked at Kim Taeyeon in the photo again, touched her chin and said in confusion: "Why aren't she short? She is only 155 at most, less than 1.6 meters. Standing with the others, she looks like eight Snow White and a dwarf, and she has no characteristics yet."
Hearing this, Kim Taeyeon behind Lee Myung-chu was almost angrily losing her mind! If this was an anime, the artist would definitely draw boiling flames on her body.
But Lee Mingqiu couldn't see Kim Taeyeon's current appearance. He touched his chin and continued, "Look at the king of football, although he is not tall, he has a big ball! There are few big balls in the world, Nicabody!"
"Look at this person again, he has no height, no appearance, no body, no body, absolutely no product, no bad review, 50 points."
After saying that, Li Mingqiu also made a stamping move, as if he was a detective, and directly gave Kim Taeyeon an unqualified nature.
If Kim Taeyeon used to describe it as an extremely dangerous explosive barrel, then Lee Mingqiu's later words were equivalent to a ignited lead.
After listening to all Lee Mingqiu's comments, the "lead" was already in Kim Taeyeon's body.
With a "bounce!", all Kim Taeyeon's rationality was blown away. His eyes looked at Li Mingqiu as if he was looking at a dead person, and he said to him coldly: "Hahaha... Then do you know what her name is..."
"I don't know what her name is..."
Lee Myung-chu, who turned her back to Kim Taeyeon, heard Kim Taeyeon's question, answered her questions casually, and turned around while talking.
But when he turned around and saw Kim Taeyeon's eyes, he felt like he had fallen into an ice cellar. Finally, he trembled and spit out two words that he had not finished saying: "Name..."
Although Kim Taeyeon is still wearing a mask, her sunglasses have been taken off, and her beautiful big eyes are staring at him motionlessly, making him feel a little scared.
At this time, Kim Taeyeon no longer cared about who the person in front of him. Seeing that he was already facing him, Kim Taeyeon couldn't help but approach him two steps.
Li Mingqiu was panicked. Even if he was stupid, he knew that he had said the wrong thing just now. The woman in front of him was definitely a crazy fan, and she couldn't even say anything bad about Girls' Generation.
Seeing Kim Taeyeon taking two steps towards him, Lee Myung-chu took two steps back tremblingly, but he was not too far from the wall, and these two steps were enough to make him close to the wall.
There is no way out, and what he is talking about is Lee Mingqiu's current state. Lee Mingqiu looked around in panic and found that there was no way to escape. She hurriedly looked at Kim Taeyeon and said, "You!!! What are you going to do!"
"Hahaha...me? What am I going to do? Hahaha..."
Have you seen horror movies? Sadako in the midnight bell knows it?
Kim Taeyeon now gives Lee Myung-ki the feeling that he is Sadako, so terrifying...
After saying this, Kim Taeyeon approached Lee Myung-chu two more steps, and continued as she walked: "The three-no product you just mentioned is Kim Taeyeon, and do you know what my name is?"
After hearing Kim Taeyeon's words, Lee Myung-chu was stunned! She thought to herself: Your name! Wait a minute! This height...This figure...Damn it! No!
Li Mingqiu suddenly thought of something terrifying. If he was thinking correctly, then he would probably kneel here today...
But he still retained a glimmer of hope in his heart and asked Kim Taeyeon tremblingly: "You!!! What's your name!"
At the same time, I was praying in my heart, don’t be the person in the photo! Don’t be!!!
However, the facts are destined to disappoint him.
After hearing his words, Kim Taeyeon suddenly pulled off the mask on her face like a madman, revealing her delicate face. However, although she was beautiful, she looked so ferocious at this moment.
Kim Taeyeon, who showed her "orthodox", stared at Lee Myung-chu who was leaning against the wall, and her eyes seemed to be about to eat him. Then she gritted her teeth and shouted: "I am Kim Taeyeon! The three-no product you have in your mouth!!!"
But what Kim Taeyeon heard was not Lee Myung-chu's begging for mercy, but a sentence that made her terrified.
"Beauty, can I have a baby for me?"
Chapter completed!