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Chapter 334 South Park Chapter (8)(1/2)

"It would be great if I could fly like neo..." Feng Bujue, who was falling, looked at the night sky with lazy eyes and sighed sincerely.

As his soul improves, maybe one day he can really fly, but not now.

"Hey...it must be very hurt this time." Feng Bujue stopped thinking. He slowly rotated in mid-air, his legs slightly bent, preparing to land on the ground.

As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as severe as expected, and the loss of survival was less than expected. Even Feng Bujue himself didn't know why.

In fact, this is a sign that his fighting expertise is approaching B level...

Woo——

The giant monster not far away had approached Feng Bujue, and with a low groan, its giant claws pressed down.

At this moment, it was obviously too late to take out [Miss Moxxi's Bad Temper] from the bag. Due to the distance and angle, it was not appropriate to attack with [Death Poker].

So, Feng Bujue was cruel, burned another 800 points of physical energy, and released [South Dou Feilong Fist].

After leaving Stan's house, we escorted Randy, Sharon and Shelly all the way to the shopping mall. Exactly half an hour later, the cooling down of [Nandou Feilong Fist] was completed.

This time he used the skill while in the state of Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, so the lethality of the move was naturally even more astonishing. But when his fist opened and his fighting spirit was revealed, he was stunned to force the giant monster back five or six steps.

The guinea pig is huge and walks on four legs. Its five or six steps are equivalent to a distance of tens of meters.

The cost was high, and the profit was naturally high. With these dozens of meters of strategic space, Feng Bujue was basically safe. He quickly used the Death Poker to hit the guinea pig's eyes, forcing it further back.

At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Bujue released the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, turned around and sprinted up the wall.

At this moment, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, and he wasn't bringing anyone with him. It was easy for him to climb up the building.

Without the assistance of any skills or tools, Feng Bujue can perform all kinds of extreme parkour moves at his fingertips just by relying on his own physical fitness and his soul to clear the way.

In less than ten seconds, he climbed onto the rooftop and was out of sight of the giant monster.

…………

Peruvian jungle, ruins underground.

Here, there is a rectangular tunnel with four sides. Viewed from the inside, the walls, ceiling and ground on both sides are made of yellow rock and soil; some large broken wooden piles and larger gravels can be seen everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem

It has no impact on the structure of this channel.

Suddenly, from a corner, a figure holding a torch walked out.

That was Stan. When he walked around the corner, he waited a moment for his friends who were following him and said, "This way, guys."

The other four children followed closely and walked out of the corner. At this time, Kyle seemed to have discovered something again. He said, "Did you hear it? It seemed like the sound of water flowing."

"Yes, it's coming from over there." Cartman continued and pointed ahead.

Not far ahead, there was a rectangular exit, and a rather bright fire came from outside the exit.

While everyone was talking, they walked to the end of the tunnel.

Stepping out of the opening, their vision suddenly opened up. In front of them, a spectacular underground temple appeared.

This space is very open, and the whole space is sinking. There are several huge braziers embedded in the surrounding gray stone walls. For some reason, these braziers are all burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging high, and the water flow should be Flowing down from the gaps in the stone cave, there is also a suspension bridge with a huge drop and winding left and right that runs through the temple and is connected to several stone cliffs; and under the stone cliffs, there is a circular waterfall that reaches into the underground abyss.

Looking around, there are two giant humanoid statues built in front of the walls on both sides of the temple, sitting opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statues has obvious imprints of the ancient Inca civilization, from their huge "mouths" There are also curtains of water hanging down from each side, pouring straight into the waterfall below.

"Guys, this is incredible." Cartman sighed as he looked at the spectacle in front of him.

The four protagonists exchanged glances, and Stan said: "Let's go in and take a look."

Before they finished speaking, the four of them walked forward side by side.

"No." Craig's voice sounded from behind: "I'm not going."

The other four people were stunned. They all stopped. Stan, who was walking at the front and holding the torch, turned around and said, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."

"Man, we have to go take a look." Stan advised.

"Why?" Craig asked.

The four of them looked at each other, but Stan was the first to reply: "Because... uh... that's how things are."

"Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to get yourself involved, just because 'that's how things are'." Craig complained.

Stan said angrily: "Hey! The people painted on the prophecy wall of the temple are not us! Cowards!"

"It doesn't matter." Craig replied, "Whatever you say, I have made up my mind. I have decided not to mess around with you guys anymore."

Kyle asked: "What do you want?"

"It's very simple." Craig spread his hands and said, "Look at it."

After that, he turned around and started walking back...

The four protagonists looked at him in shock. Their expressions seemed to say: Didn't this kid read the script?

Craig is like a rare character in a horror movie who has a normal IQ. He actually turned around.

He returned along the original path and walked out of the ruins. However, the foursome followed him and shouted at a loss: "Wait! Craig!"

Just like that, Craig walked in front, and the four of them followed him at a distance.

Unknowingly, they walked out of the dense forest and passed through a wilderness, a meadow, and a lake under the moonlight...

Along the way, the four bitches would say something from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there seems to be something there!"

But Craig always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't look, stop dreaming."

A few hours later, Cartman finally couldn't help but said: "Man, this is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"

Craig remained unmoved and replied: "Yes, what a precious 'boring', I just like this."

…………

Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping mall.

"Okay, now, Sharon, Shelly, and Mr. [Beep——] and I are on the roof of the shopping mall." Randy pointed the portable camera at his wife and daughter and explained: "We escaped here from the street.

Come on, we met the Stotch family here." He turned the camera and focused on the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop.

Stotch's family has a total of three members. His father, Chris, is a hidden homosexual (he has never admitted it, but he was once caught working as a male prostitute), and his mother, Linda, loves to cry and is extremely prone to nervous breakdown (she has been crazy several times).

times) woman, as for her son Butters, he is a child with potential bisexuality, extremely naive, silly and cute.

Butters is the most important child character in "South Park" after the four protagonists. He usually plays more roles. His character has been gradually improved after many seasons, and he is quite popular.

"This is Chris and Linda, and their son Butters." Randy explained while moving the camera.

Butters fiddled with his fingers uneasily, waved to the camera nervously, and said: "Hello everyone."

At this time, Feng Bujue was leaning alone on a nearby wall, re-suturing the open wound...

Previously, when he carried an adult and a child, jumped up to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing motion, the wound had already burst open. Looking back now, when he fell from the sky, the moment of sadness must have been

Confusion caused by massive blood loss.

"What should we do next? Mr. [Beep——]." Randy finished shooting a set of shots and ran to Feng Bujue again.

Feng Bujue really didn't want to deal with these idiots, and even had the idea of ​​killing someone. Anyway, the side mission had been completed, and the system didn't stipulate that he couldn't kill the characters in the play.

But thinking about it calmly, it is not a good idea to kill the main characters in this world indiscriminately, and the chain reaction it will cause is immeasurable. Therefore, Brother Jue still chose a plan of cooperation with NPCs.

"I remember...can you play the guitar?" Feng Bujue suddenly asked something irrelevant.

"Ah? Well...yeah, I can play." Randy replied, "Why do you ask?"

"Very good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.

In fact, Brother Jue just made a confirmation. He was quite impressed by the character of Randy. I remember that this guy participated in a choir when he was young and was recruited by a record company to become a member of a boy idol group (the group is called "

"Jewish Street Boys", Randy joined when he was eighteen years old. A year later, the record company said that they were nineteen years old and too old, so they disbanded the group); in the episode of Guitar Hero, he once played "Carry My Way Wardson" on the electric guitar; also

I once sang in a bar.

In short, Randy knows at least one musical instrument, is good at singing, and can also dance. Although he is a middle-aged uncle with no limits, he has learned guitar for several months, only has ktv singing skills, and can't even read simple music.

Birds who dare to go to the draft if they understand are much better.

"Is there anyone here who can play the panpipe?" Feng Bujue asked again.

"Uh... I can play the harmonica." Chris responded, "Why do you ask this? Mr. [Beep——]?"

"Okay, I think you can do the job..." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Butters and said, "Butters, you can play the drums, right?"

Butters is an honest boy. He nodded and said, "Yes, sir, but he's not very good at knocking."

"It's okay, just know how to do it." Feng Bujue muttered: "Well... I can play maracas myself (a rocking musical instrument, also known as maracas. A rhythmic percussion instrument originating from South American Indians).

Then..." He thought for a moment and said, "Just in time, the four of us men can form a panpipe band."

"Pan flute band?" Randy asked: "You mean those Peruvian pan flute bands who were detained by the government?"

"Yes, hiss-ah." Feng Bujue accidentally poked the wound with the needle on his hand because he was not concentrating. He explained while removing the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is pan flute music. As long as

Once we find musical instruments, we can use pan flutes to drive them away."

"What? How is this possible?" Chris asked confused.

"Ha... I really didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from you guys." Feng Bujue sneered, "Last time you were attacked by a large group of homeless people (South Park had a "tramp" incident"
To be continued...
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