Chapter 210 Funny Wife
The teeth closed, Xue Laosan "hissed" and gasped. Before he could ask, Su Meiren suddenly pushed him away, stepped a long leg and rushed into the hall in a flash.
“Whatever…”
Xue Laosan shouted at the top of his throat, but he didn't know that the words behind him were just revealed, and the words behind him were unable to speak any more.
Speaking of which, he was not afraid of quarreling at the Sanxiao who was asleep in the house, but the original words he was about to shout were "Whatever is it good to say," and the word "天" is not a joke!
Fortunately, the second half of the sentence was not expressed, and there was only one word "du". Even Su Meiren heard the question and still had room for improvement. Xue Xiang sighed with a long sigh.
But when he was exhaling this tone, he became angry again, and felt a lot of affection, no less than Zhang Sheng's Xue version of the West Chamber of Cui Yingying's night meeting. According to the plot, he was originally going directly to Gao Chao, a romantic action movie, but he didn't know that he would become like this in an instant.
"Hey, woman, it's such a god-like creature. Whoever tries to understand women is a fool!"
Xue Xiang muttered, lifted his foot and turned back to the hall, walked to the door, and reached out to push the door.
Unexpectedly, Su Meiren locked the door. Xue Laosan knocked on him a few more times, but there was still no movement in the room.
He was afraid of waking up the third little boy, so he didn't dare to exert force, and he didn't dare to shout loudly, so he was so anxious that he was so anxious.
But Su Meiren in the room seemed to be able to eat this, and pretended to be asleep inside.
Xue Laosan was tired for a day and was so angry that he met his wife and was so angry that he was so angry that he could not help.
The door was locked, and the window must have been closed. He thought about breaking the window, but it was a cold day and it was not a good thing to break the window.
After thinking about it, Xue Laosan's eyes finally froze on the sofa in the hall. He immediately resisted the coat. He lay on the sofa, covered the coat with his hand and closed his eyes.
In the winter, the brazier in the hall was already extinguished, without a trace of heat. Xue Laosan hugged Yang and guarded Yi, and his qi and blood were churning. He swam rapidly in his body, supplying heat. He was warm all over, and he was wearing a coat, as if he was in a fire room, extremely warm.
Xue Laosan was also very sleepy. He fell down on the sofa and fell asleep within a short while.
Xue Laosan fell asleep, but Su Meiren in the room was stunned. When Xue Laosan knocked on the door, she was so angry that the more she thought about it, the more she felt wronged. Why did she just pretend to be like this?
The more she heard Xue Xiang knock on the door, the more angry she became.
But when she was really waiting for Xue Xiang to stop moving, one minute, two minutes, and more than ten minutes, Su Meiren himself panicked again.
She knew that her man was shirtless at this moment. Although she knew that this brat was amazingly strong, it was not a good thing to be naked in the cold weather and always freezing outside.
But she was afraid that Xue Xiang would design it on purpose and trick her into opening the door. She was so entangled, and it took another ten minutes.
Now, Su Meiren finally couldn't help it. If she really froze her own man, no one would feel sorry for her except herself.
Immediately, Su Meiren jumped out of bed, opened the door, and took a closer look that her man fell asleep on the sofa.
Su Meiren suddenly saw Xue Laosan's face lying on the armrest of the sofa, and Su Meiren was stunned.
The thick ink hair, delicate facial features, sharp sword eyebrows, and young face are filled with a mature temperament that is extremely inconsistent with their actual age. Although they have seen this handsome face countless times, Su Mei still feels like she is standing in front of the sculpture of Rodin's Greek male god, and she can't help but feel the urge to draw with her pen.
Although Su Meiren has denied countless times that she fell in love with Xue Laosan's face first, every time she sees this face, she can't help but want to reach out to touch it.
Suddenly, Xue Laosan turned over, and his long legs suddenly stretched out from his coat, half clamping the coat.
The copper-colored, long, long legs and a snow-white coat as white as satin, intertwined to show a charming picture, and because the coat was just worn by Su Meiren, she was now stuck under her crotch by Xue Laosan.
In an instant, Su Meiren blushed, spat inwardly, and reached out to push Xue Xiang, "Xue Lao San, go back to sleep!"
At this moment, she was unhappy and called Xue Laosan, for fear of waking up the third little girl, and letting them laugh, she even suppressed her voice.
But she pushed and shouted, but Xue Laosan was silent, and the snoring was louder than before.
Su Mei was so angry that she wanted to increase the decibels and strength. Xue Laosan suddenly opened her eyes, "I'm sleeping well here, you go back to the house!"
In fact, when Su Meiren opened the door, he woke up. He originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and tease his wife, but when he suddenly thought of this hour and the weather, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened his eyes.
But even though he opened his eyes, his breath had not yet dissipated. Before this woman could do anything, she dared not let her men enter the house. If she subdued this problem today, she would not be angry in the future.
"you!"
Su Meiren never expected that Xue Laosan wanted to get on the nose and face. He had come out to invite him here, but Xue Laosan still wanted to do what he wanted.
Seeing Su Meiren's breasts rising and falling due to anger, and the bulging silk pajamas swayed slightly, Xue Laosan swallowed with difficulty, "If you ask you to go back, go back. What kind of figure should you look like in a pajama? You are not afraid of being frozen!"
As she spoke, Xue Laosan stared at Su Meiren with her eyes and scanned her, thinking that her wife had really had a wonderful figure and a loose pajama that made her look endlessly charming.
But Xue Laosan said that she didn't know how to lift her up again. Su Mei was extremely popular and stretched out her legs and kicked Xue Laosan. But as soon as her legs were lifted halfway, she saw Xue Laosan's eyes and looked in through the slits of her legs.
After a while, two red clouds rose from Su Meiren's face. With a whistle, she covered her face and ran into the room. She slapped the door to death.
In theory, Su Meiren and Xue Laosan have been married for half a year, and they have done everything they should do between the couple. They shouldn't have been so shy.
But who told them that they had divorced and had not seen each other for a long time? The relationship may be strong because of lovesickness, but it is inevitable that the joy of fish and water will bring shame.
What's more, when the Su Mei first tasted the forbidden fruit, she felt very excited. She had been separated for a long time and had long thought about that.
But Xue Laosan, where are you going today and here tomorrow, will make Su Meiren feel disappointed.
Today, she stayed up late and waited, but she just wanted to be intimate with her husband, but she met this unfamiliar Xue Laosan again.
At this moment, Xue Laosan really showed a erotic appearance, but she couldn't stand it anymore. She felt that Xue Laosan had seen the deep desire in her heart, so she was naturally embarrassed.
"This is the best wife!"
Xue Laosan smiled bitterly, covered himself with a quilt, and fell asleep in a daze.
Who would have thought that before his consciousness settled, there was movement on his body again. Looking up, a quilt was pressed against his body. Su Meiren was still holding a quilt, posing in a graceful posture, and standing in front of the sofa.
"I'm not cold, that's enough!"
"I'm cold! I'm self-indulgent!" Su Meiren choked with a pretty face.
"What do you mean? You are going to come here to sleep too?" Xue Laosan said strangely.
Su Meiren's face turned slightly red, but she didn't answer, but her hands were not slow. She rudely beat Xue Laosan's long legs and shook them inside. Then, her plump and perky buttocks turned, and she sat up on her butt, gracefully arched her body, pressing Xue Laosan against the edge, and she was stunned on the sofa, which was not generous, and a clearing area broke out.
As soon as he occupied the open space, Su Meiren unceremoniously lifted up Xue Laosan's coat that had been warmed by a long time ago and put her legs in. In the end, she felt dissatisfied and even made a bad move on Xue Xiang's shoulder and kicked her gently.
"Puff!"
Xue Laosan looked at his cute wife and suddenly laughed out loud.
"What fun is it? Less stinking and beautiful, I... I just sleep alone!"
Su Meiren bent her two thin willow-leaf eyebrows, and her long neck was staggered, as if she was not enough to prove the truth of her words without force.
"It's nothing, I just remembered a joke!" Xue Xiang deliberately held the topic and sucked her appetite.
Su Meiren rolled her eyes and said, "Who doesn't like to talk or not!" As she spoke, her small movements kept stepping on Xue Xiang's thighs and kept crushing them.
Xue Xiang said, "She, then I'll say, "When a wife had severe pain when she gave birth to a child, I blamed her husband for saying, "I'm so serious today, you're the one who made me suffer. My husband was very sad, so he said, "Let's not do that in the future." Since then, the couple separated the bed as promised. Less than a month later, one night, my husband was asleep, and suddenly he heard a muffled sound and asked who it was. My wife replied, "Those who are not afraid of death are coming again!"
"Ha ha……"
As soon as Xue Laosan finished speaking, Su Meiren laughed out loud. Fortunately, she didn't forget what time she was now. As soon as the voice started to rise, she closed. However, the trembling pretty face and the heavily waving arms were enough to show how happy Su Meiren was at this moment.
Speaking of which, the joke is not very good, but as you speak, there must be a prerequisite, that is, put this joke in the era of Internet prosperity in the 21st century later.
But in this era when the information is scarce and the three monks can enjoy it for half a day without water, the level of this joke is unprecedented.
Not to mention, this is still a dirty joke. In this year, in terms of freshness, the excitement has definitely reached its peak, and it is difficult for Su Meiren to be unhappy.
A smile relieves the good news, let alone the young couple's fighting spirit. At this moment, Su Meiren's aggrieved and angry voice disappeared, staring at Xue Laosan and smiling non-stop.
It's strange. If another man dares to tell him such jokes to Teacher Su, he will definitely be shameless and he deserves to die.
But Xue Laosan said that Su Meiren thought that her man was talented, and even acted like a hooligan was so breakthrough.
But as he looked, Su Meiren gradually saw something wrong. Xue Laosan's eyes were staring at him with a hook. The curved arc at the corners of his eyes showed a cramped smell. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations. Monthly votes. Your support is my greatest motivation. Please search for Astronomy, the novel is better, updated and faster!
Chapter completed!