The two little guys Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia have always been very harmonious, but there are also contradictions. The biggest problem is probably that even the father doesn’t know who is the sister and who is the sister. There is no way. When the watermelon cracked that day, Zhou Yu immediately became confused when he saw that the physical baby appeared. How could he remember who jumped out of the watermelon first?

This is a confusing account that is already unclear.

In order to compete for the title of sister, there are inevitably some disputes between Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, which is also the most common reason why the two sisters are angry with each other. It is also because of this reason that Zhou Yu has been taught a lesson by his elders at home. The child's mother still has no accurate letter, and she can't even tell who is older or younger. She has never seen a father like this.

When the two little princesses quarreled over who is older and who is younger, Zhou Yu's only way is to let the two use a 2-dimensional duel to solve the problem.

Whoever wins will be the sister for a week.

There are many ways to fight, such as the paintings I just learned, and even martial arts are permitted. However, Zhou Yu did not allow them to use force when there was no adults present to supervise, otherwise they would be sent to Uncle Xiaobao to recite scriptures for a week.

Lou Xiaobao is probably the person that these two demon kings are most afraid of. My father has no intimidation to them at all, and often he is with them crazy. Of course, except for the cruel people who dare to hit Wu Qing when using the "family law", he is still a bit intimidating.

However, the uncle Lou Xiaobao is different. The more innocent the monks are, the more kind the more they are. However, this guy has a cold face and is almost like the Jinyiwei. Looking at Xiaofeng, the child knows that no one is afraid of except for the two female devils in the amusement park outside, but when he gets home, he looks honestly like a good baby.

Following Uncle Xiaobao to practice cultivation was probably the thing that the two little female devils were most afraid of. This was a bit like Zhou Yu. Anyone who could say he could stay in bed, but as soon as his junior brother came, he immediately got up honestly.

There is no way, Lou Xiaobao is a professional martial arts coach and never practices gun skills for a day. Zhou Yu is just a half-baked guy. He basically didn't practice except for fighting with Xiaobao every morning. He was not as talented or foundation as others, but he was not diligent. He just cheated on a "energy value" and winning was the biggest joke.

If you don’t turn into a ‘bird’, Zhou Yu is basically suppressed. If you are late in the morning or stay in bed, you will suffer in the competition later.

In short, the three of you are a virtue.

Although Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia cannot tell their sisters, they are actually bigger than Xiaobao's son Xiaofeng. Therefore, this little guy who could have been a powerful man was destined to live under the shadow of the two demons.

The most common situation of these three people getting together is that one person comes up with bad ideas, two people execute, and the third person takes the blame in the end. This third person basically refers to Xiao Feng. The poorest man in the three people's house has become a professional scapegoat.

Xiaofeng didn't think about resisting this inverted triangle relationship, but he couldn't do it in terms of martial arts. In terms of eloquence, it was like Xiaomi and rifles hitting an airplane and cannon. All other abilities were at a disadvantage. What should I use to resist?

"Uncle Zhou, you are biased and taught all your abilities to Sister Yunxia, ​​which makes me always bullied."

Poor Xiaofeng took the blame again. He was punished by his father for copying the Diamond Sutra ten times, and then came to find Zhou Yu with red eyes. With a strict father at home, he naturally felt a great sense of closeness to other people's fathers, especially Zhou Yu, who had no aura of great people, became the spiritual harbor after Xiaofeng was "injured".

This time, Xiaoyun suddenly wanted to eat peaches in the small orchard, so she sneaked in with Xiaoxia. Xiaofeng, the child, was not so brave, and only let the news outside.

Like the small farm and small ranch, this small orchard breeds all have fruit trees with two dimension attributes. It is a garden accumulated by Zhou Yu in recent years. What is "animated peaches, increase character texture", "game cherries, increase game picture quality", etc. are all useful, so they will not be given to others often.

Basically, every time I get it, I will feed the staff of the three basic houses of anime and games, so that they can work harder. The remaining half will be distributed to other people who are close to each other, such as Uncle Fu and others.

The fruits in the small orchard are delicious, and they are many times better than those outside, and they can make people drool. However, it is a pity that Zhou Yu, who masters the technology, has no intention of expanding his business at all. He guards a small garden and lives a happy life.

However, the two little witches who stayed at home were not enough for food, so they set their minds on the newly ripe peaches.

The small orchard is guarded. Those who are raised freely in the garden are not ordinary birds, but patrol soldiers in the small ranch. However, these patrol soldiers are ineffective against Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia. No matter what they do in it, they are okay, after all, they are princesses.

Therefore, Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia can easily sneak into the small orchard. However, they are not greedy. They picked a few big peaches and then began to retreat. However, it was a pity that they failed. When they came out, they were seen by the old man who liked to walk around in the orchard.

Logically speaking, this is his own home and it is not considered stealing. Zhou Yu might have turned a blind eye to him. But unfortunately, Xiaobao is not so kind-hearted, and Xiaofeng, who took the blame, was punished and copied the scriptures.

But Xiaofeng was unhappy. They all ran together, so why could not climb over the wall by themselves? Xiaoyun Xiaoxia went up easily and was caught. So he thought that Uncle Yu taught Xiaoyun Xiaoxia all his skills. After all, everyone in the amusement park said that Uncle Yu was the most powerful person in the amusement park.

Touching Xiaoyun's little head, Zhou Yu didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only show off his skills and made a big cake in the shape of an aircraft carrier, and celebrated Xiaoyun's birthday hard. It was a reward for him to take the blame for his two unscrupulous ones.

However, it is a pity that this huge and huge cake was eventually surrounded and eliminated by the children of Luhua Village. Especially the two overlords, Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, stole the most exquisite parts of the ship island on the aircraft carrier, making Xiaofeng cry without tears.

The two little kids who got the cheap came back and were lucky for their father. The reason was nothing special. Why didn’t they have such a big cake on their birthday? Spicy kids!

Yes, both ends are not human.
Chapter completed!