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Chapter 214 Do you think you are Chinese?

After Xu Guoyu asked the question, he felt a little regretful.

It’s not that I feel that the question I’m asking is too impaired, but I just feel that it’s too direct and not implicit enough.

The main reason is that the game has not been entered yet. If the Coin Brother is not in a state of mind and just instantly kill the game, there will be no need to play it later.

However, although Brother Coin did not respond to Xu Guoyu's question, he did not choose to retreat in seconds. Instead, he turned on the pretending death mode and stopped all interactions. Even the monkey on the other end of the live broadcast room quieted down, obviously he was in a small mood.

I guess Brother Coin thinks that it is easy to feel guilty when you return in seconds, and it makes him afraid to answer this question directly.

But he didn't understand that pretending to be dead cannot solve the problem, especially in front of Anshan Judge Xu Guoyu.

Thinking that the way I asked the question before might be too extreme, Xu Guoyu changed the question and asked more tactfully:

"Brother Coin, do you think you are Chinese?"

I think I am.

I guess Brother Dao wants to say that, but unfortunately, facing so many viewers in the live broadcast room, he really has no face to say it, so he just pretends to die to the end.

However, when Xu Guoyu saw that Brother Dao still didn't speak, he became more and more aggressive, and while both sides were still in BP, he was crazy about debunking words:

"Brother Coin, you have become a Chinese son-in-law now, and you have achieved a small goal. Do you think you have the opportunity to further obtain a Chinese green card and then escape the military service of stealing the country?"

"By the way, Brother Coin, when it comes to Chinese son-in-law, are the weight loss pills your wife sold then fake? I heard from CCTV reports that the weight loss pill has great side effects. I hope your wife sells fake pills, otherwise the buyers will be in great trouble."

"Brother Coin, when you were in QG, were the black materials reported by your teammates real? The black materials have too much impact on your personal image and commercial value. I think according to your personality, if these are fake materials, you should have sued them for spreading rumors and slandering them, and extorted them some money by the way."

"Brother Coin, I want to play Yasuo, but I'm afraid of being reported by you and you'll lose my account. What should I do? The Yasuo you and your wife made a match report last time hasn't been online yet. I'm so afraid that my account can't be logged in. You won't want to report me too, right?"

"Coin Brother..."

Before Xu Guoyu finished typing the words in this chat column, Brother Coin finally couldn't stand the pressure and forced himself to withdraw from the game, and chose to play it out with an explosive mentality.

"Hey? Why do some people get instant? I'm not easy to get an idol, why do some people get instant?" Xu Guoyu said dissatisfied.

Jack Spicy Wu, who has been watching the show behind, said:

"It was Coin Brother who came from me in seconds."

"Oh, that's all right, what a pity," Xu Guoyu said, "I also want to ask Brother Coin, why did he look down on IG's new AD back then, and now he comes to lick the champion AD like a dog licking dog, Jack Spicy Dance."

"How many things do you have to do with me? You really are 100% joining the group, right?"

Xu Guoyu smiled and said, "Brother Qiang Coin said you scolded him and reported you."

Jack Lawu was stunned, and then he recalled it carefully before saying:

"Impossible. Brother Qiang and I are not teammates. We have never snatched his Mvp and have never deliberately cheated anyone in the ranking. Can we mess with him?"

"Did you just see the ID of Brother Coin? Don't you think the ID of Heart looks familiar?"

"What are the other players of Heart? I only know that Heart is the coach of RNG in the past."

I really had no impression of Jack Spicy Wu. Xu Guoyu didn't want to be a riddleman, so he directly revealed the answer:

"Brother Coin used to use this ID to help you. He played with NiuTou. He died five times in 17 minutes. He could die even more than Xiaobao. Then you sent him a Why..."

"...Oh! I have an impression that the bullhead is him? Damn, I said Why, is this a swear word? Did I say something later?" Jack Lawu suddenly realized, and then remembered more details:

"No, I just told him not to wander. He played a support and went crazy to go to the middle lane to send people to the head. I just asked him to stay in the bottom lane. As a result, he gave me a backhand saying no, bb, damn it, play a support 1-5, who gave him a face?"

"This is not the end," Xu Guoyu said with a smile, "After you finish playing, Brother Coin not only reported you, but also ranked you in the second game again, and then he was sarcastic at you."

"What did he say?"

"What do you say [I know he is the new ADC from IG, but why can't I report him when he scolds me?], and then he pretends to be pitiful and apologizes in a sarcastic way. You can make up for it yourself and you should be able to imagine that scene."

Jack Lawu made up for a moment, and thought of a scene where a monkey pretended to be wronged and apologized to the audience in a crying voice. At that time, his fist became hard unconsciously.

After coming back to his senses, Jack Lawu asked Xu Guoyu a little strangely:

"I remember it seems that it was all during S6. How did you know? I still remember it so clearly."

"That's what I said, Brother Coin is my idol. How can I not know about the idol? Every time something happens to him, I am on the front line of eating melons." Xu Guoyu said with a smile.

Jack Lawu was speechless, feeling that his sarcastic skills in his mid-lane were several levels stronger than those of the first saint.

What are the main combos of others? QDiandianEDiandianWDiandianBig ultimate moves? Xu Guoyu's combo is equivalent to the feast of Nunu's Q Bug, and finally add a Noxus guillotine. It's all real damage. How do you play with it?

But to be honest, Jack Lawu really has no good feelings for Coin Brother. This person always likes to lead others' rhythm on live broadcasts, especially the rhythm of IG. It is no wonder that the reputation of the two champion mid laners is polarized among the audience.

He won't talk about this matter himself. When Xiao Leye first entered the LPL, he was forced to hang up because of the blue screen of the computer in a Rank, but he was arranged by Brother Coin.

The main reason was that Brother Dao didn't apologize to Mr. Le afterwards, and even said something sarcastically in the live broadcast [Every time I play IG, it's easy to get a rhythm], which made it look like Song Sheng was going to use some off-field methods to mess with him. At that time, he was so angry that Song Sheng's good brother Jack Lawu was so angry.

Thinking of this, all new and old hatreds suddenly surged into his heart. Jack Lawu was silent on the surface, and there seemed to be no emotional fluctuations, but in fact he thought silently in his heart:

Well, you first saint, don't let your buddy meet you in the playoffs.
Chapter completed!
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